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im spamming my team blog.
wow..
i think its the first time i did soo many postings in a month.
im normally so so lazy.
to the point where ahzan must go school whack my head and ask me to post
ohwells.
carol! dont call me ahmua~~~
even the yuan2 chuang4 zhe3 wuzan already stop calling me le
ok fine she still calls me but not like. TAYMUA~~~~~~~
=.=

i dont know why im spamming so much.
haha.
maybe after you spend like that much time in the library you practically go bonkers.
and you should have seenthe queue today!
i really didnt know amk library was so popular
like
i was worried i wont get the table and the library opens at 10am
so i went there and reached there at 950
then i walk walk.
i look left look right got one or two ppl walking beside me..
then i look through the window abit empty.
so i was like
"hmm notbad not bad."
then i turn right see the front door i really dang1 chang3 "ohmygod!" jaw drop three inches can
the whole front door like bu4 jian4 liao3 can!
all i see are herds of ppl
like
really o.o ohmygod
SO MANY PPL
and singaporeans being kiasu....
the door open only everyone rush to squeeze through that tiny opening
you really feel like smacking your face with your hand and going"omg so disgraceful" can..
then go in everyone start running like headless chicken.
run upp run to cafe run to everywhere
and i figured i wouldnt get my spot if i didnt walk faster
so i walked faster lor.
and then someone stepped on my foot.
=.=
i got a table!
so happy.
where i always sit.
yayness~
i plonked my chem and maths book on and placed my butt on the chair and went "phew"
everywhere was full and you could see "raffles fencing" or "raffles tshirt" or "cj jackets" and obs tshirts everywhere you went.
kinda fun to study in the library
for one you wont get distracted
and you dont have to eat your lunch at a FIXED time.
but thats bad
cause i disregarded mmy stomach until..
it growled
like
@-@
so. i decided i should really not starve myself.
and that i really deserved my lunch.
so i went for lunch.
at 4plus!
=.= so late~~
then go back..
study study chem
then
go home
i clocked in another ten hours today!
you know after ive studied so much these two weeks
i have concluded
that even if i dont get what i want or i even do badly
which i hope will not happen
i shall just be happy and go play like crap.
then drag wuzan along to burn all our papers tgt
wheets~

got this from darling de blog
october o6
^^ to help de-bore me..

SECTION 1- YOU
known as: muachee/darling/laopo/ahmua
born: 17december~
Hair colour: black?brown?
eye colour: same as my hair. whichever it is. but i havent really seen anyone with BLACK eyes

SECTION 2-- HAVE YOU EVER

Had your heart broken? haha
Had a dream come true? nope not yet.

SECTION THREE-- CURRENTLY..
wearing: jeans+tshirt
listening to: pu3 ton1 de4 ren2 by chenweilian. sad
located: living room..
should really be: studying.

SECTION FOUR-- DO YOU..

have any piercings? currently no. but i pierce each ear three times le. haha when i poke it again next month i btr make sure it doesnt close up
drive? no.. i want to! daddy wants me too to. so he can stop being the family chauffeur

SECTION 8- DO YOU..
like to give hugs: yepp. ask zijin and eening lor!
like to walk in the rain: YES YES YES! look at what happens when i see puddles
sleep on your side: yah.
Have stuffed animals: my cow!!!! always beside me since the day wuzan gave it to meeee

Section 9-- This or that (pick)
pierced nose or bellybutton. HAHA no.
MTV or BET: ah? o.o
7th Heaven or Dawsons creek: nah.. i prefer the nine o clock show on channel eight!!! nice!
chocolate or flowers: chocolate!
colour or black and white: black and white.
stay up late or sleep in: stay up~~
hot or cold: cold~
sun or moon: moon
left or right: left
10 acquaintances or one best friend: 10 best friends! haha. one best friend enough le..
winter or fall:winter
happy or sad: happy. iwish.
wonder or amazement: wonder

SECTION TEN: firsts.

first screen name: _______(fill in)
first self purchase: my first cd
first pet: my four terrapins! <33>

SECTION 11-- last time..

you cried: hahahahha
someone hurt you: very badly? i dno. i guess i fall into depression myself one.

SECTION 14: would you rather..
1. be serious or funny? depends. dude.
2.drink whole or skim milk? HL milk la.. magnolia.. anything.. dutch lady also drink. HAHA i think i drink too much milk.
3. Spend time with your parents or enemies? parents

Section 15: do yyou prefer...

1. grey or black? black
lust or love? love~

DONE!.
haha
i tag wuzan. <33>
HAHAHAHAHA

imcompletelycutoff.
forgotten.
itsnotthatiloveeatingbeehoon.
itstheclosestthingtohome.
towhereifelthappy.
imisssafratoo~
iwannagoeatpaomianandtrain.
andistillhopetoseethedmthere.
sofoolish.
iwannafindsomeonewhoissadlikeme.andjustbesadtgt.haha..
causetheydunderstandthepain.thatnooneelsecan.

# posted by So Cliché at 8:48 PM

okayy.
so i didnt see the last source
AHHHHHHHH
what the hell la!
cries cries-
that was the stupidest stupidest stupid mistake i ever made in an exam
HUMANITIES SOMEMORE ohmygod.. =[[
seriously if i didnt do well in anything i would still want a pretty little mark for my humanes. garr
aiya.
nvm
still got THAT LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE bit of hope of doing well
^^

prayers to the people in yangon
all the shtupid crap they face
=[[
sad leh..
see from tv read from papers already sad.
sigh.

oh.yah.
i have decided.
to collect all my exam papers!
and then after teachers go through the freaking exam im gonna burn all of it down.
ALL OF IT.
every single bit of test paper.
i thought korkor was crazy last time but now i understand why he wanted to burn his too.
just that he is too lazy.
I WILL DO IT. yes.

i kinda feel like crap right now emoing everywhere.
i think emoing is not not not helping me at all.
@-@
not my fault wat..
oh wells.
for all the shit we all go through.
freaking idiotic.
anw.
everyone i know.. pass your promos.
everyone i know that knows me.. pass your As/ eoys / blahblahblah

dont step over my head cause you think you can.
look down at what youre stepping on and you'll soon realise its not my freaking head
but your stupid face.
get that.

youre idiotic

# posted by So Cliché at 2:33 PM

I'm With You lyrics

I'm Standing on a bridge
I'm waitin in the dark
I thought that you'd be here by now

Theres nothing but the rain
No footsteps on the ground
I'm listening but theres no sound

Isn't anyone tryin to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Wont you take me by the hand take me somewhere new

I dont know who you are but I...
I'm with you
I'm with you

im looking for a place
searching for a face
is anybody here i know
cause nothings going right
and everythings a mess
and no one likes to be alone

Isn't anyone tryin to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Wont you take me by the hand take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are but I...
I'm with you
I'm with you
oh why is everything so confusing
maybe I'm just out of my mind
yea yea yea

It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Wont you take me by the hand take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are but I...
I'm with you
I'm with you
Take me by the hand take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are but I...
I'm with you
I'm with you
Take me by the hand take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are but I...
I'm with you
I'm with you
I'm with you...

what more do you want a 14yearold to do.
what more do you want from me.
what more do you want me to say.
youve taken everything.everything i ever had and felt.
what more do you want from me.
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM MEEE

sigh.

still waiting for someone to take my hand and walkaway
someone. with that much courage
to slap me awake

# posted by So Cliché at 8:59 PM

this post is dedicated to all those annoying ppl in my lives. i kiss you goodbye.

shameful hyporcites make up 1/5 of the ppl i meet everyday.
these ppl are really horrible cause they go around hypocriting when and expect ppl to like. believe them.
wells. haha everyone studies humanities right?
so there. to all the shameful hypocrites in my life.
kiss goodbye~~

for the fourth day today
i went to amklibrary to mug and mug and mug
RAR
zijin says im a mugger.
really meh.
then you should see how the other ppl around me mug.
that shuld be crazy.
haha zijin guess what time i left the library
7.30~~~
HAHAHAHHAA
1030-1930
9hours~~
haha but still didnt finish bio
RAR
left excretion and respiration
CRIES

ok.
i self confess i study like shit
buttttt
thats so i can enjoy whatever retail therapy and activities i have after exam with a frigging piece of clear conscience
see
i dont study cause i want to.
comeon
who will?~
okk fine.
some crazy ppl will.
not me la...~~

no matter how hard i try
how struggle i face to climb back up
theres always setbacks dragging me further down into the pile of stinking mud.
seriously.
im not surprised if one day we all hold hands and jump off the building tgt
^^
wad a homely scene.
hai.
lets just prepare myself to be a.
ah nvm..

im sick of this rubbish. can you just shut up.
seriously.'
it just all turns into anger and makes my blood boil.
pls just do me a favour and let me go.
GETTIT.
cmon lah.
at least if you dont give a hoot about me then just dont give a hoot about me and leave me alone.
for goodness sake ALONE.
RARRRRRRRRRRRRR
ok
-cancels.-

anws.
to another annoying group of ppl:
today was rather uneventful at the library
thank god
haha
well
i was at amk hub waiting for my bus when ahem
i happened to be queuing right behind two youthful ppl who thought that they had the right to display their affections in public.
like hello?
who in the world will wear uniform, carry bag, wear nametag, and hug a guy who has his hair dyed like golden black brown in public.
no offense with the hair dude.
comeon la
you want do dont do in amkhub, during peak hours, and in the bus interchange queue.
its damn digusting
esp when youre not even just hugging
and the girl omg.
uniform+nametag+school and you dare do THAT to a guy in public then your face flush so red.
HORRIBLE.
ok
-skip that whole chunk above-

anw..
nevertheless these ppl only make up 1/5 of my life right!
=]
to the other eighty per cent of the ppl in my life..
=]
<33!!!
happy mooncake festival.
and yeah.
zijin eening after exam must do what we did last year.
belated mooncake and celeb in the park again.
=]]
i like!
haha'
for now, byebye,..
jiayou for eoys
ahmua love you ^^

# posted by So Cliché at 8:38 PM

tissue found a new meaning in life.

no i dun mean by i found sth im living for
im found sth like.
a definition of sth in life.
the definition of mug.
MUG
omg.
i never exactly noe wads the meaning of tat word
UNTIL.
i mugged with lao-mua at amk lib today
okay maybe i can rephrase tat.
i studied while lao-mua mugged.
seriously the way she study is quite crazy
searching and flipping through all my memories i cant up any one time
when i studied as hard as her.
oh man im a slacker.
><

oh and today is suppose to be A SPECIAL DAY.
a day which the moon would eat too much mooncake and grow fat
a day where irritating little kiddos go around polluting the environment
by burning stupid candles and lighting those damned lanterns
hahahahahahaha say until like i never do tat before like tat
but i remember i use to burn anything i can find
hahahahahaa
u noe after u light the lantern
den when dun wan to walk around with it anymore
i will jus burn it.
den light a lot a lot of candles together
and have a burning ceremony
basically i burn any dead leaves/twigs/flyers i can find.
oh plus my lantern.
so my mum say my mooncake festival like become ghost festival like tat
=.-
like which ghost so desperate would accept my offerings of those rubbish lar can.

i dun think i will be burning anything today
cos i realise im 15 already.
yea..cannot play those stuff anymore
><
but anyway!
happy zhong qiu jie to everyone out there
make sure u remember to say a bigbig I LOVE U to those u love okay!
YAY.
okay so i shall start here first..
do i list out names?
aiya okay lar but if i leave anyone out rite
mus remind me cos today my brain veri tired.
cos its quite nice to find ur own name on somebody's blog
hahahahaha it makes me feel impt.
and the love is general love* highlight bold italic *

laomua laoham laomin laomeng ahrol ahning
OMG MUACKS!!

mishie daddy ahgu ahmei teomummy jacjac eunice yonghwang rubin
muack muack muack muack muack!!!!!

eh i realise theres really quite a lot of ppl
and somemore i dunno who else is reading tis.
okay simple.

fellow beanKURTS!!
TISSUE MUACK U ALL TOOOOO!!

all my dearest senior from dunno where
eg. crappers like daxiang and hc gang.
SO NICE TO HAVE U ALL APPEARING AS RUBBISH IN MY RUBBISH LIFE!!

all my dearest juniors from dunno where also
eg. our sec 1s + sec2s and those over the bridge also
DUN WORRY I WILL CONTINUE BULLYING U PPL!!
I NOE U ALL LOVE ME AS WELL =D =D

to all those whom u noe tissue love u too..
i no need to list u here le
cos really a lot to list.
but YAY IM SO BLESSED.

oh ya oh ya
PRIG DAMILY!!!!
MY DI MY AHRONG-KOR MY DISTANT-BRO-IN-LAW
COME HUG!!

TISSUE IS VERI HAPPY!!
SO SHE DECIDED TO GO SLEEP.

TERMINATED

# posted by So Cliché at 4:47 PM

lifes been not much different but waddhehell..
lets just erase that statement before i go all emo again
well
i really dont know who exactly is reading this blog
cause i suspect many many more ppl are reading than i expected.
wells.
nothing bad nothing good
just
weird if someone reads the blog and goes off without tagging
and you dont know whos reading
ok la i do that too
sinner~~

been hiding at amklibrary these few days
been torturously tiring..
mugmugmug
='[[
seriously if i dont get what i want i will scream
hehe..

i have promised myself retail therapy after eoys
yesyes
gonna drag darling along
if she wants=]
i need it omg..
im outgrowing and outgrowing
you know its time to change when your jeans get a tad too short
its also time to change when your shoe is too small
and i want the belt, bag and yeah all the materialisticism
been saving up okay~~not some brat who throws her parents money all over the store
i really need to feel like ive got something anw..
oops. cancelcancel

ok i am veryvery sorry to the person who recognised me in the library
imsorry!
ireally dno who you are
like
*-*
sorry!!
you know i felt damn stupid. ohwells. cries
i bet you felt stupid too
ahhhh shit
ok
im sorry!
see events like this only make you realise that you need to KNOW the people around you even if you dont know them LITERALLY. like
at least know the people who hang out with your friends often.
bad sign bad sign

anws
horoscope said id lose mystuff today if i werent careful
i didnt!
wow.

ohyeah
saw esther and kaiqi inthe library too
strange i felt that i was the loner from nanyang who even GOES to the library to study.
talk about homestudying..
got a table!
yay
you know the sense of accomplishment you get when you go to the library duper early?
and then you get a table and then all those that arrived later than you dont get it!
it is so.. fulfilling.
ok nvm..

life at the library allows you to see stuff.
like the hwachong-rg affair..
rfencingandrandomperson sitting on the couch..ahem..
and like the two cjgirls sitting beside me opp each other who were like playing with each others' hair..
and i realised they were not les-ing when a cj guy walk past and they went cute..
and the ppl and friends you meet at the library..
then theres the uber mug ppl..
the super free adults..
stuff like that
makes you..
distracted yah la..
but still.haha

skips---

im falling sick.
yes
keep popping panadol in
=[
hope it will get btr~~~

anw..
ZIJIN AND EENING WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU TWOOOOO
eight o clock already leh....
smack you. doublesmack you.

nothing much to say..
just.
jiayou for eoys lor.
yeah
to everyone.
=]
then..
have a happier life?
^^
byebyeee

-terminated-

bring an end to this neverending rubbish. bring an end, bring an end.
slowly fighting slowly fighting
lemme get stronger, once again.
engulf the pain and change it to anger.
let it build up, build up.
then burn it.
burn, baby burn.
im SICK of you.
stupid you in the mirror. so me, so you.
stop making me mirror your hateful actions.
im coming back with a vengeance.
life was white and its now black.
i bleed anger. i bleed anger.
i ve GOT to recognise the shit environment im in and bloody strive in it.
im sick of you sick of you.
sick of tayshiing. sick of you.
im gonna try hard.
i know im tainted, full of anger.
ive lost all that was in me
but im not gonna just ruin myself like that
cause im not a stinking piece of crap.
im not gonna allow tayshiing to drive a car and run herself down.
cause thats not her.
thats not me.
im not a piece of crap.
its not the end of emoness
not the end
but to those ive promised
me, me and me, i'll fight one for you-- me me me

# posted by So Cliché at 7:55 PM

hahahahaha tissue is here again!
to save the blog from the continuous emo posts..
later our blog suffer from depression how?!
ya.
so rite..
we must learn to PREVENT rather den CURE!
yesh tats the point omg so smart.
i think im so cut out to be a doctor..
if i were to be a doctor i would go back to china
onli tis way den china wont over-populate
cos all the ppl under me die already.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

okay no tats really not the point.
before we get to the point..
i wan to comment on one thing on laopo's post..
u noe about the grave part?
den got the dying flower on top?
HAHAHAHAHA OMG.
if u change the dying flower into the undying flower..
i think it would be so much cuter.
o.O
okay nvm a bit pointless

OKAY NOW LET US GET ONTO THE RIGHT TRACK
wad tissue really really wan to tok about today is rite..
wait before i start tat i need to comment on ham
WAH tat slow poke.
today i was in her class waiting for her
den she was somewhere in a corner in school but i dunno where
so i wait and wait
and she slow and slow
finally i concluded tat ham should be fermenting by now
cos im quite confirmed tat i already fermented.
den her classmate veri bad
me: eh ham ferment already rite?
classmate: ya i think shes making cheese already
me: o.O cheese
classmate: ya HAHAHAHAHA

-pause to let readers get the mean part-

okay any way tats onli a joke
so my laopo wont mind
YAY!
wait tis laopo refers to ham
and i got another laopo called mua
yet another laopo called minmin
STILL another laopo called mengmeng
oh no im such a big-flirting-polygamy-committing ANGEL~
so happy HAHAHAHAHAHA
to prevent any miscommunications from now on
i shall name them with a lao infront and their name behind
mua => lao mua
ham => lao ham
min => lao min
meng => lao meng
sai => oh lucky i dun have tis person as my laopo
HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
so rubbish
im quite high today

so wads the point im trying to say.
my point is rite
when u can rubbish
take the time to rubbish
dun keep the rubbish to urself
rubbish is meant to be shared u noe.
if u dun share the rubbish
den u will stink
and if u stink
u will attract other pests
and if u attract other pestes
U WILL STINK EVEN MORE.
okay tats common sense
but wad im trying to say is erm
certain things are meant to be kept inside
but other things tat dun matter too much..
explode them.
if not u bottle too much up den finally when u explode u can jus fly to pluto-not-a-planet
and cant come back anymore.
=D

oh and lao min went for BARLEH exam today
i think she should have done quite well
cos when i was mugging maths in class she smsed me with a
EH IM HAPPILY ENJOYING LUNCH
barleh!
barleh is sooooo fun
nxt time tissue shall teach BARLEH too!
EOY coming veri soon
wan to rubbish also no time to
its sth like busy until u wan to go toilet detoxify also no time like tat
so rite..
tissue promise that i will post more after the exams
and all the best to whoever out there reading tis post
having wadeva test or studying for wadeva subject
in wadeva school

remember the undying flower?

TERMINATED

# posted by So Cliché at 3:19 PM

WHY WHY WHY
WHY DOESNT ANYONE SEEM TO FREAKING UNDERSTAND
WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH SO MUCH SHIT WHEN EVERYONE ELSE HAS LESS SHIT IN THEIR LIVES
WHY DOESNT ANYBODY FREAKING BELIEVE IM REALLY LIVING IN FREAKING HELL.
WHY CAN'T ANYBODY BE TRULY CONCERNED.
WHY CANT THEY STOP VENTING THEIR FREAKING ANGER ON ME.
WHY WHY WHY.
WHY AM I NOT ENTITLED TO ANGER TOO.
WHY AM I SO STUPID AND DISGUSTINGLY HIDING EVERYTHING INSIDE CAUSE THERES NOTHING ELSE I CAN DO
WHY CANT I SCREAM AT ANOTHER HUMAN WHO I "SUPPOSEDLY" LOVE JUST TO VENT MY ANGER
WHY WONT ANYONE REALLY TRULY BELIEVE WHAT IM SAYING
WHY DO I FEEL THAT EVERYONE IS THINKING IM EXAGGERATING
WHY DO I FEEL THAT PPL FEEL IM JUST PMSING
WHY CANT THEY FREAKING REALISE THAT IM REALLY REALLY SLIPPING INTO EMONESS
WHY WHY WHY
WHY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHY DO I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ALL THIS
WHY CANT I A HAPPY AND NORMAL LIFE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
WHY
FINE.
TAKE AWAY THE HAPPY
I JUST WANT A NORMAL LIFE
WHY WHY WHY
WHY DO I FEEL ABUSED?
WHY AM I SO STRESSED UP?
WHY AM I SO MESSED UP?
WHY IS MY LIFE SO SCREWED UP.
WHY WHY.
WHY
SOMEONETELLMEWHY.....
WHY MUST I FLY UP TO HEAVEN SEE FLASHBACK THEN UNDERSTAND WHY
WHY CANT GOD JUST TELL ME SMACK IN THE FACE WHY II HAVE TO TAKE ALL THIS CRAP
WHY
WHY CANT THEY JUST LET ME FALL INTO A DRAIN AND DIE
WHY CANT I EVER TAKE A REST
WHY DOES IT ALTERNATE BETWEEN SCHOOL AND MY LIFE
WHY WHY WHY
WHY WAS I SO BAD IN MY PAST LIFE.
WHY ARE THEY TAKING AWAY MY SHOOTING
WHY
WHY AM I FAILING IN PRACTICALLY EVERY ASPECT IN MY LIFE.
WHY AM I SO MISERABLE.
SO DESPISABLE
SO DISGUSTINGLY ANGRY
WHY AM I SO FRUSTRATED.
WHY
WHY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AND WHY DOES EVERYONE SEEM TO HAVE BETTER PROBLEMS THAN ME
WHY
AM I SO FREE?
WHY
WHY DONT YOU JUST WHACK ME AND THEN GET OVER IT
WHY MUST YOU CRAP ALL THE RUBBISH I NV THOUGHT I WOULD HEAR
WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS VENT YOUR ANGER ON ME AND KORKOR
WHY WHEN KORKOR IS IN CAMP YOU CANT BLOODY CALL HIM AND RANT
WHY
WHY ME
WHY WHY WHY
WHY CANT YOU JUST SLAP ME OR TAKE A BAMBOO POLE AND WHACK ME TILL I DIE
WHY I CANT I JUST THROW EVERYTHING ELSE OFF THE TABLE CAUSE IM REALLY PISSED AND HURT
AND WHY
WHEN I GO UP TO PPL ASKING FOR SERIOUS HELP
DO I NOT GET THE RESPONSE I NEED
ITS JUST A SIMPLE RESPONSE THATS ALL
WHY
WHYYYYYYYY
WHY CANT I CARE FOR MYSELF MORE
WHY AM I MAKING MYSELF SO ANGRY
WHY
WHY AM I RANTING OVER HERE WHEN IM SUPPOSED TO STUDY
WHY WHEN I PROMISED NOT TO TOUCH THE COM ALREADY I CAME BACK TO TOUCH IT
WHY DID I GET INTO NANYANG
WHY WAS I BORN
WHY
WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS SCOLD MEEEEEEEEEEE
IM NOT SOME SHITHEAD OK
WHY AM I NV A GOOD ENOUGH DAUGHTER/ADULT/STUDENT/CAREGIVER/RUBBISHBINTOVENTYOURANGER
WHY
WHY CANT I JUST BE A GOOD RUBBISH BIN WITHOUT ANGER
WHY AM I OBLIGED SO PLAY SO MANY FREAKING ROLES
IM YOUR DAUGHTER.
IM NOT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR BLOODY STUDENTS.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ASK FOR MORE
WHY WHY WHY
WHY DO YOU THINK A S FALL FROM THE SKY
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT
WHY
YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU "CURRENTLY" CANT BE BOTHERED WITH MY STUDIES
BUT WHY DO YOU ALWAYS EXPECT ME TO GET A AFTER THAT.
WHY DO YOU BLAME ME FOR DOING WORSE THAN THE REST
WHY WONT YOU BELIEVE THAT MY CLASS IS REALLY SUPER SMART
WHY WONT YOU JUST LET ME BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY AM I SO FREAKING STUPID TO DO EVERYTHING YOU SAY
WHY DO I WORK MY BUTT OFF TO GET MY RESULTS.
WHY DO I HATE STUDYING BUT STUDY SO FREAKING HARD
WHY AM I CALLED A MUGGER
WHY MUST I WORK SO HARD WHEN PPL DONT REALLY NEED TO CAUSE THEY ARE SMARTER
WHY WHEN I AM ANGERLESS AND "HAPPY" YOU DONT GET IT.
WHY
WHY DONT YOU JUST GET THAT IM FREAKING EMO AND DEPRESSED AND IN SERIOUS NEED OF HELP
WHY DOESNT ANYBODY GET THAT.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AM I SO USELESS.
WHY.
WHEN I NEED HELP. NOBODY'S HOME.

# posted by So Cliché at 10:57 PM

okay lor.
laopo and ahning decided to tag me with a quiz
so tat means im going to blog twice on the same thing?!
TAT WOULD BE LIKE SO LONG.
so tissue veri smart and a way
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WAHAHAHA
tat is to combine the 2 together!!
okay tat dun really sound much smarter..

1. person who tagged you was?
my laopo and ahning =D

2. your relationship with her/him is?
- laopo is my laopo lor. actually i got like..4 laopos. HAHA POLYGAMY
- ahning! who is supposedly my sis-in-law. but i haven use tat term for a long time

3. your 5 impressions of him/her?
- laopo? eh. shes tis piece of crapper who sometimes zihigh like crazy den sometimes emo like end of the world. hide quite a lot of things lar..but im glad i can be one of those who can noe wads happening. and erm.. i think shes a mugger o.O
- ahning? omg lar i noe her since wad. p4? ya around there. so there isnt much impression to tok about.. she the like. can lean on type. but i dun wan to lean on her. pls lar my size alone can kill her.

4. Most memorable thing he/she has done for you?
- laopo. erm i remember tat book she did for me for my bd present. omg lar tat day i read finish den i cry. and a lot more. i realise i cry in front of her a lot of times haha. but i never see her cry before. at most the eye redred. OH WAIT. tat time sec 2 last day together with our MS YEO she cried a bit..i saw it.
- ahning. hahaha im so guilty! yesterday i asked her to help me go general office to take key for the range den i went back home. HAHA OMG SORRY!! ><

5. Most memorable words she has said to you?
- laopo. quite a lot. her words always seem to make sense when she speaks. den after tat u go think about it its a bit weird. hahahahahahaha
- ahning. oman. she everytime say i suck. EVERYTIME.

6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will?!
- laopo? omg i will die. i have to stand and pose like zaizai/yanyalun and act emo omg. eh wait. i think i start calling her laopo already. oh no.
- eening. didi! u noe i wont fight with u. =D

7. If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on?
- laopo ar? hahahahhaa actually shes okay. jus tat everytime we get together i will suan her den she will suan me. so vit c. hahahahahaha
- ahning.. LOVE ME WHOLEHEARTEDLY!! didi heatbreak. ><

8. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will?
- both. i dun think they will become my enemy. the worse worse scenario is not close anymore i think. if it really happen i think its quite. erm. i dunno. its like losing 2 of ur impt frens around u.

9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be?
- when they wan to be my enemy.

10. The thing you desire to do most for her/him would be?
- laopo. i wan to make her happier and less stressed. but theres nth much i can do to help her also..
- ahning. dunno leh. her life is still quite good. and i cant really like. ya nvm.

11. Overall impression of her?
- laopo. a bit fake strong. hahahaha but erm. AIYA THOSE WHO ARE MY FRENS ARE ALL ANGELS
- ahning. ahhahahahahahaha i think shes a crapper. o.O

12. How do you think people around you will feel about you?
i dunno lar. and i dun wan to noe as well. especially those negative ones. HAHA SO EGO. no lar really. if they love me as a fren den most probably i love them too. those tat dun really like me..i think its quite none of my business since they dun like me anyway =D

13. A character trait you love about yourself?
i like my spasticity (another new word)

14. A character trait you hate about yourself?
procrastinate too much. WAY TOO MUCH.

15. person you want to be?
wad about a better zijin? =D

16. say something to the ppl who care for you!
eh. =D omg i shy. hahahahaha i dun really noe how to say such things. but aiya FEEL MY HOT AND PASSIONATE LOVE.

17. pass this quiz to ten people you know
1. ham =D
2. banana!
3. mish. (though she dun really do such quizzes)
4. mark ong
5. xinmei (i think she wont do too)
6. ahrong
7. laopo! (no u no need to do anymore)
8. ahxiang! (no u no need to do also)
9. ahning (u also no need to do)
10. rol =D

-who is #6 having a relationship with?
okay i admit tat i noe who he likes. but im not saying it. its not a relationship yet though

#9 a male or female?
male. =D =D =D crazy lar female duh.

#7 and #10 are tgt, will it be a good thing?
i think i will freak out.

#8 and #5?
omg i will cry.

what is #2 studying about?
i onli noe he had a maths test a few days ago and he was sad tat the blackout din last longer.

when was the last time u tok to #3?
forgot. one morning in school and i said hi to her ><

What kind of music does #8 like?
erm i dunno. southpark music?! omg his answer is beatles.

does #1 have any siblings?
ya! she got a brother whos like quite cute hahahaha

will you woo #3?
mish? omg den i will have to fight with a lot of ppl...

how about #7
oh shes already mine HAHAHAHA WHAAHAHAH =D

is #4 single?
i think so..

What is #5's surname?
ONG! ONG XIN MEI~

How about 10's?
hahahahaha CAROL LEEE

#4's hobby
erm. torncity? HAHAHA i dunno.

do #5 and #9 get along?
i think so.. though the size a bit dun fit.

where do #2 study at?
opposite me =.0

Say something casual about #1?
- ONE OF MY 4 LAOPOS!!

have you tried developing feelings about #8?
- omg. daxiang.

Where does #9 live?
yishun =D

Are #5 and #1 best friends?
lol tat 2 a bit not much link..

does #7 like #2?
sensitive topic. but i think #2 would like to noe. but no i dunno the answer.

how did you get to know #2?
i think it was last yr december? ya should be. one of those who always kope denker lanes..

Does #1 have any pets?
no. but i did notice 2 undying fish swimming in a small tank.

is #7 the sexiest person in the world?
HAHA WAD SHOULD I ANSWER? COME LAOPO KISS!! =D

oh my.
so tired. HAHAAHA
wads there to be tired of =.-

TERMINATED

# posted by So Cliché at 11:23 PM

i wonder what will happen next year..
ohwells.

i counted the number of steps i took to reach home today..
from the bus stop
wasnt exactly raining but just drizzling
pretty fun
walking in the rain... haha
ohwells.
6hundredandsixtyfiveesteps i took
its that long seriously i didnt know it was so many steps..
dont ask me why i counted
just
counted so i wouldnt have to think and frustrate myself so much during the short distance from the busstop to the lift
so i counted and before i knew it i reached
haha..

oh and recently ive just realised that i have nice teachers..
well you can tell the difference between "i really care for you" and "i do it cause you pay school fees"
but the teachers i have, id say.. really care for me.
missing a whole week at school on week 10 really wasnt little
neither was it easy for me to catch up with the class
but after one whole week's worth of lunches, recesses, eating times and afterschools,
ive finally finally caught up with where the class was
i feel really proud of myself haha..
sacrificing my fooood

i also realised..
that school was the only place i could run away from reality. like when you are inside, all you have to do is listen, do your work, be nice andstuff. and you spend seven hours there before you out of school
at least thats about 20% of the day i spend running away from reality
and then after that i realise
that i have to go back to face the music again.
i dont even know how im coping with this anymore

funny twodays ago i was having maths remedial
and then msypt was talking to me..
and so i explained wad happened
and then
she paused
and asked me
"then who's taking care of you?"
i looked at her, puzzled.
for a moment i really didnt get what she was asking
and then i said"who? my mother?"
then she said
"no. you."
then she looked at me, obviously expecting me to give her an answer
i couldnt think of any answer, and so i answered
"me lor." laughing
i dont know why i was laughing
i guess i felt that it was just nonsensical to think about the answer to that question. the question sounded nonsensical to me.
obviously things of this nature didnt occur to me before. and i never expected anyone to ask me questions of this sort as well

anws
today in the car, on the way to pool up jess
my dad said" youve got to take care of yourself. i cant handle anymore problems"
and then again i like, just like. haha
that was just my answer
yet again, it really sounded quite nonsensical to me
i nv recalled a time when he ever said that before. i nv recalled a time where he evenbothered to worry about me.
and ive never recalled a time where i was taking care of myself by falling into depression.

i dont know why im laughing lately.
its either im so crushed that every little thing makes me happy
or i find everything nonsensical to me.

ohletssee.
today i made a great discovery
of hyperthyroid.
i hate you. i hate twelve years ago. i hate hyperthyroid. i hate my eyes. i hate my ears. i hate my brain.
i hate my heart.i hate my existence.

everything i believed in have betrayed me
turned their backs on me
i once believed my eyes, had faith in my judgement
i once believed in happiness
i once believed in love.

terminated

# posted by So Cliché at 4:47 PM

you will not judge me, or my team without knowing us.
cause then you are very, very wrong.
because you only see a minimal part of us.
you do not and will not know who we really are. because your judgements will always slur your view.
so dont be an ignorant little kid and think you know best when you judge us.

doing a post from darling's blog.
got tagged. =]

List out your top five birthday presents which you wish for:
well if this is the materialistic wishes thing..

1. clothes
2. my own shoes/bag. if you know wad that means haha.
3. emily strangeeeee stuff.'
4. denimmm
5. belts.
practically everything found in anyone's wardrobe.
in black or white.
ohwells. i think i'll have to work for those stuff.
haha

1. person who tagged you was?
darling

2. your relationship with her/him is?
darling-darling relationship
id say i treeat her like my sister. yay

3. your 5 impressions of him/her?
-similar to me in SOME aspects...haha.. like eating the same way =o..
-quietly emo..
-happy with ahem
-likes the little jap guy
-a nice person i can always always lean on.

4. Most memorable thing he/she has done for you?
help me through 3-4 weeks back.
still helping me through..<33

5. Most memorable words she has said to you?
dno leh..
she always goes "huggggggggggs-" and "x3 x3" <--- all because of AHEM if im not wrong

6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will?
love her. HAHA she my darling le maaaa

7. If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on?
trust me more so that at least she will talk when she is unhappy.. =[

8. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will?
be very very very sad.
but i dont think it'll happen la

9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be?
she killed someone i love.

10. The thing you desire to do most for her/him would be?
make her feel loved. by AHEM and her darling(me) HAHA

11. Overall impression of her?
=]] one of few who can really see who i really am
-what a huge difference from the people i addressed up there-

12. How do you think people around you will feel about you?
those i really care about? guilty. cause they dont love me as much as i love them! haha jkjk.
hmm.. cared. and.. got extra pair of ears and a piece of my soul to listen to their woes lor..

13. A character trait you love about yourself?
=.=
emo. HAHA. no la duh..
respect.

14. A character trait you hate about yourself?
emooo

15. person you want to be?
=.= i already said thinking of being another person is stupid.

16. say something to the ppl who care for you!
=] thank youuuu

17. pass this quiz to ten people you know

1. zijin (haha thats two that you have to do)
2. hmm ohwells.
3. hmm ohwells #2
4. hmm ohewlls #3
5. mark
6. oppa
7. cassy but i doubt she'll see this
8. chaodaxiang
9. for name's sake, eening.
10. lilan-no blog though-

who is #6 having a relationship with?
HAHA. not that i know of.

is #9 a male or female?
FEMALE!

if #7 and #10 are tgt, will it be a good thing?
haha no.

how about #8 and #5
#5 is taken

what is two studying about?
eoy topics la

when was the last time you talked to #3
two days ago.
=[

What kind of music does #8 like?
maroon five-makes me wonder.
and the erm.
sad ai contestant who sang that sad sad song there one day after wife died. if im not wrong thats the story.

does #1 have any siblings?
no.
but she call me lao po

will you woo #3?
i dont woo ppl.

how about #7
no not cassy ahem.

is #4 single?
last time i heard? no.

What is #5's surname
mark whats your surname again?
i only know you as mark.

How about 10's?
LI? wait. ham.

#4's hobby (omg almost type hoppy)
ohwells.

do #5 and #9 get along?
OMG SO QIAO! yah like duh..

where do #2 study at?
hmm oh wells.

Say something casual about #1?
HIGHLY sensitive to me doing.. -muack!-sound
HAHA.

have you tried developing feelings about #8?
NO?!?!

Where does #9 live?
yishun!~~

Are #5 and #1 best friends?
friends and members of l.a.g! or prig damily. <33

does #7 like #2?
nope

how did you get to know #2?
ask #2 how #2 got to know me.

Does #1 have any pets?
haha. saxophone~~~

is #7 the sexiest person in the world?
haha.

wow.
done
finally.
HAHA
three hmmohwells. just. disregard that. haha\

never judge us.

-terminated-

# posted by So Cliché at 6:08 PM

im becoming an avid blogger!
whohoo
but i blog rubbish.
aiya nvm anw this whole blog has been full of our crap for the past two years.
ahem ahem
and lots of emoness from me and zijin
HAHA
ohwells.
i'll do a quiz again another day..

my life's still screwed as it is.. really wanna go shoot to vent my freaking frustration but no i cant.
no time. eoys. stay at home. look after her. endure.
ohwells.

all this pain's not going away
it never will
cause living in fear is scary.
painful.
and when all this ends, it will end with new pain.
torture.
it will only end when her heart stops beating.
end like another warzone.
explosion
i saw it that day.
nightmare.
its tiring
to endure
witness so much pain. adapt to the difference in her character.
im tired.
of being me. ive had enough of this for the past 12 years.
yet i will never be as tired as her. im willing to carry this weight for another 12more years..if god allows me to
i wonder if i'll be there the day it bursts for the third time
i dont think another miracle will form.even they say that it wont work for the third time
im sad.
living in constant fear is seriously no fun.
every ring. vibration. sms. call. starts to make me jump.
its haunting me

it hurts. so bad.
and dont try to tell me you understand my pain.
becauseyou can never imagine.
her lying there.

in any case
thankyou for those who tried to keep me from being emo..
haha im only like this when im alone or at home so yah
im happy and normal around you guys
wheeeets
^^
zijin la, eening la, you la, hj lah, kor la, the rest la.. all about the same ppl anw..
haha..
thank you..
i'll try yeah? <33333
=]
sigh.
i think i should count all the blessings and miracles that have happened in my life. like the friends i have.
itd make me a much happier person than i am right now.
at least as happy as i was before.

-shiing-

chaodaxiang i wont write terminated cause we are not termites!

elephinated

# posted by So Cliché at 10:30 PM

hahaha okay so it seems like when tissue is not around tis place a bit moody
=D
SO TISSUE SHALL LIGHTEN TIS PLACE UP ABIT
BY DOING THE SAME QUIZZES TAT MUA DID
=D

For 100 million dollars what part of your body would you give up?
- erm. is pimples considered part of the body? OMG I WOULD LOVE THE DEAL.

Stranded with no food, would you eat your pet to survive?
- hahahahaha if i got a turtle for a pet den i eat turtle soup everyday isit =.-

Ever run out of toilet paper while using a public restroom?
- a bit paiseh but yea ><>
but she throw into wrong cubicle den kena scolded by the other woman HAHA

Ever fart and more then just air come out?
- erm. is tat even called a "fart" ? like i tot onli when ppl AHEM
den PIAK CHEEEEEK everything come out o.O

Ever hold your breathe when talking to someone cause their breathe was so bad?
- HAHA GOT OMG. and i was talking to a veri long-winded person somemore
almost dieded on the spot due to lack of oxygen.

What is your greatest memory prior to age 18?
- veri smart qn!! my veri smart answer shall be the thing tat happened 1 day prior my bd

Greatest memory since then?
- since 18? erm. i hope it can be something nice and sweet can already.

If you can spend a 24 hour period with anyone who would it be?
- ohhhhh =D naughty naughty!! I DUN TELL U ALL HAHA nanepoo~

Age at which you realized your on earth for reproductive purposes?
- i dun wan to realise tat cos i think its quite pathetic if ppl live for the sake of reproducing.
wad pure rubbish lar reproductive purposes.

Ever pick your nose in your car and not have anything to wipe it on?
- OMG LAR DUH. like who dare to swear u all din pick ur nose when young before
at least once. no u dun bluff. YES u definitely did tat before.

If you responded (yes) to the prior question your a slob, but how did you rid yourself of the slime?
- hahahahaha i dun quite remember. but i think it should be on my mum =D

If you can be someone for a day who would it be?
- eh. hmm. eh.. how about being the richest person on earth and just nice tat day she
no need to work. and just nice tat day she got a huge paycheck. and just nice tat day
she got lots of frens who r with her. and just nice tat day a lot of things to buy. and jus
nice tat day world peace. i think its more of the quality of the day spent rather den the
person i am tat day. =D

Do you believe that love is forever?
- i think its utter bullshit.

Do you get hurt by people easily?
- hurt as in mentally isit? i pray i dun hurt other ppl can le. cos sometimes when i tok im
a bit. erm. not veri nice

Do you believe that all people are generally good?
- i believe. even if its not so i choose to believe.

Do mean people make you sad?
- haha duh rite. but i will try to make them sadder.

Does ice cream make you happy?
- all sweet stuff does. okay i admit all food does. =D

Do you sing in the shower?
- YA I SING ALL KIND OF STUFF. i can stand there and hold my concert for like -veri long-
last time i finally sing finish den open the door and my mum was there. den she clapped a bit
and said encore with a dao face. HAHA

When it rains, do you like to splash in the puddles?
- all i need to do in times like these is to run FARFARAWAY from taymua can le

If you see a cute guy/girl walk down the street, do you smile and tell him/her that he/she is cute?
- =.- den wad. i take a loudspeaker and go around screaming OMFG U R SO DAM CUTE.
wads the point

Do you notice when people have beautiful eyes?
- i think so. i din notice if i noticed. nxt time when i notice if i noticed den i tell u all if i noticed

Have you ever cried watching a movie?
- ya..i always say i din cry but i did hahahahahahahaha =D

Is it cute when old people are holding hands?
- hahahaha quite lar. budden later one fall den the other fall together how?

Are you a happy person?
- hide a bit here hide a bit there den ya im quite happy a person. i dun believe anyone can be
like 100% happy without hiding anything. surely theres some emo stuff one.

Do you tend not to worry even when you know something bad is about to happen?
- ya i do. sometimes i will jus forget about it. hahahahahahaah short term memo

Is it fine to cut the barbie's hair?
- HAHA YA OMG. last time i cut until veri nice den suddenly my dog came and bit the head off =.-

Have you ever laughed so hard that your stomach hurt?
- erm i think ahmua's answer a bit weird. like how u cry until stomach hurt o.O

Are you slightly lazy?
- oh if ahmua is lazy den im non-existent

Do you like to drive with the windows down?
- YA I WOULD LIKE TO DRIVE. the window part no need.

Are you in love?
- OMG YESH. im zilian-ing~

OMG FINALLY.
i think i bullshitted a lot.
but tats not the point

TERMINATED

# posted by So Cliché at 12:41 AM

HALLO
this is rol rol the roll posting.
apparently ah sue the crazy dodoer is at orchard.
and ah sue the crazier dodoer also wants me to write longer posts.
but den, ah rol the crazy dodo oso dont noe what to write.

i shall spam then

referring to mr taul pan... ah rol will not attempt to do everyone's name liddat.
hence.

shi ing=ihi sng
zi jin= ji zin
carol lee=larol cee
...
hmm...
larol..
sounds like clairol!!!

please ignore ah rol
she is crapping
and talking about herself in the third person.
ahah ahah ahah.

ah sue, is this post long enuff for you?
btw.
ah mua, why you so emoo!!!!! cheer up
i still owe ah mua mcflurry!
if ah mua dont cheer up ah rol has to buy her many mcflurries!!

ah sue ah. dont tell me you want at least 1.5 litre of hazelnut chocolate ah.
i smack you.

# posted by So Cliché at 11:50 PM

Do you believe that love is forever?:
yah.undying love ma.. cannot die one.. haha yah la yah la
Do you get hurt by people easily?:
nopee. but when i do its really deep. awww
Do you believe that all people are generally good?:
hmm. no. i dont agree with confucious.
Do mean people make you sad?:
mean? nope. fight back lor. if not they step on your head.
Does ice cream make you happy?:
yes! mcflurry.. im easily happy. easily sad too. heh.
Do you sing in the shower?:
yuppie. emo de songs. i dont like sing the WEI SHEN ME WEI SHEN ME in the bathroom hor zijin? wang fu will sound weird if i sing in the bathroom too. i dont use the shower head though. gets funny cause youre splurting water in your mouth. okay stop.
When it rains, do you like to splash in the puddles?:
YES. zijin is my best witness. rain is sad so i run in it.
If you see a cute guy/girl walk down the street, do you smile and tell him/her that he/she is cute?:
no duh. siao ah
Do you notice when people have beautiful eyes?:
YES YES. first thing when i look at face
Have you ever cried watching a movie?:
i not stupid two.
Is it cute when old people are holding hands?:
haha sort of. my ahma holds hands with me! <33>Are you a happy person?:
me? deepdown no but i bury it under alot of distractive stuff which makes me happy. like ice cream lor..but still. im emoo haha
Do you tend not to worry even when you know something bad is about to happen?:
i worry.
Is it fine to cut the barbie's hair?:
yah. bob's in. never cut it though..
Have you ever laughed so hard that your stomach hurt?:
many times. cry also alot..told you im emo..
Are you slightly lazy?:
very lazy..
Do you like to drive with the windows down?:
when its unpolluted? the air. yah. nice wind!
Are you in love?:
haha. you think leh? ppl in love wont be emoooo.right?

getting really sian diao sorry!

just trying to distract myself alittle bit more..

kinda very unhappy and emo nowadays. ohwells..

# posted by So Cliché at 9:25 PM

For 100 million dollars what part of your body would you give up?: my hair. =]
Stranded with no food, would you eat your pet to survive?: no duh. i dont have a pet.
Ever run out of toilet paper while using a public restroom?: yup. use my own lor..
Ever fart and more then just air come out?: o.O can meh?
Ever hold your breathe when talking to someone cause there breathe was so bad?: eh..yah. ^^;
What is your greatest memory prior to age 18?: dont remember turning eighteen..
Greatest memory since then?: when? 18?
If you can spend a 24 hour period with anyone who would it be?: aww haha shh
Age at which you realized your on earth for reproductive purposes?: haven't crossed my mind yet.
Ever pick your nose in your car and not have anything to wipe it on?: no. abit.. ew.
If you responded (yes) to the prior question your a slob, but how did you rid yourself of the slim?: =.=
If you can be someone for a day who would it be?: ah dont need to be someone else la..its a crazy kind of mentality..

i think its really something to do with the blood transfusion

okay if youre not out of your mindjust say im going out of my mind.

im going kinda wayward right now.

everything's whirling around me

im feeling kinda lost at home.

for the first time.

i really feel like im going crazy.

i think i just screwed up everything in my life.

我只是一个十四岁的女生

dont treat me like im supposed to handle all this shit like a freaking adult.

erase that freaking mentality youve been having for the past 15 years.

im going crazy. and i wonder why i only feel this at home.

# posted by So Cliché at 9:00 PM

TADA~~~~~!!!
ta-daaa---
welcome once again to the long awaited, long hoped for double post
from ah sue and ah rol
founders of the blog.lol
duh lar omg
whoever blogs here r all founders rite =.-
of course of course.
anw, ah sue,
carol is gonggong already
what shall we talk about today.
YESH AH ROL.
veri good qn.
good qn for a good thinker like me
=D =D =D
shall we talk about your attempted cursing/saboing of the kaz shooter
OH MY~
or shall we discuss mr TALL PAN"s various quirks
(will i get sued or sth)
like, guide to mr TALL PAN for dummies
dummies reminds me of gummies..
speaking of which, you still owe me money for gummy bears
while rolrol the roll is shooting like some crazy dodo in sg opens..
tissue is happily feeding on gummy bears =D
i am NOT A CRAZY DODO
oh u r not?
...yeah ur crazier
and dodoer
=D =D =D
so cute omg suits me
OH YA TIS MORNING
ah rol called ah sue
CAROL THE CRAZY DODO CALLED TISSUE THE CRAZIER DODOER
only to find she is still sleeping her beauty sleep.
and snoring
YESH OMG.
eh no i dun snore
rrrriiiggghhhttt5

and i think i sound quite SEXAYE~

hahahahahahahahahahahaha =D

~huhHUHrolAHROL~

rol has no comment

-ahbish-
on account of continuous vommitting into the toilet.
EH EH EH im eating breakfast now mind u
pls clean ur language
use mama lemon or MR MUSCLE
.....
pls lah.and we are gng away from e topic.
again.
oh i tot tats like our strength
okay anyway rite
i think the word CURSE
is a bit bit wee bit bit too strong
hex?
i merely wished** tat she shoot 9
and she granted my wish =D
,oh so now shes the tooth fairy.
so.
y tooth o.O
shall we start guide to mr tall pan for dummies.
cos tooth fairies always grant wishes.
REALLY?
omg.
speaking of which, TODAY'S BLOODY NEWSPAPER IS SO SCREWED I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT
-whispers to tooth fairy : i wish all my pimples will be gone..-
=.-
by advertising the newspaper tis way i think by tonight all those who reads our blog can see ur face already
i just dont have to include it in the blog post.
its called artistic liscence.
no noo nooooo ahrol~
ATTTENSHUN!AH SUE
-STAND STRAIGHT. HANDS ON THE CHEST. we the citizens of singapore....-
-pledge ourselves as one united ppl-
*faints*
-regardless of race, language or religion-
.............................
ah sue
i get the point.
-TO BUILD A DEMOCRATIC SOCIETY-
-BASED ON..-
BASED ON JUSTICE AND EQUALITY
oh u finally do
SO AS TO ACHIEVE
HAPPINESS PROSPERITY
AND PROGRESS FOR OUR
for our nation~~~~~
NATION
ok.
now
hahahahaha so patriotic
back to the point ah sue.
eh i forgot wad point we were at jus now.
start of guide to mr tall pan for dummies
OH IT RANG A BELLso i shall go open teh door
..
[ Stamina Rose ] 'tis all over slaps zijin with a large smelly tuna fish
okay lor dot me.
WALAO
can like tat one ><>
haha
nah lah.
jk jkjkjkjkjkjk
i was lookin for the chocolate bar one lah.
dodo

hereby tissue concludes tat rol has certain feelings for taul pan.

OMG.
to bribe the crazier and dodoer tissue.
OMG OMG.
and hereby, ah rol concludes that not only is ah sue protective of tall pan,
she is also harbouring certain feelings for mr taul pan.
YA OMG I LOVE U TAUL PAN~
lalala~
oh my gosh.
eh.
rmbr the freakified taul pan tm small
smile
hahahahahaha ya!
he will smile smile a bit den twirl hair twirl hair
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
(nudge rol)
yeaggga
you noe what that remind me of?
those chinese dancers with that big feather on top
that they twirl and twirl and twirl
omg.
taul pan got so pretty meh
no lah
but still..
anw, due to unforeseen cirumcstances...ah sue has to end the post.
(y ahsue)
sorry.
WAD DID I DO.

typo
ah rol

oh =D
okay okay
oh

CYA DEN MY DEARESTS OUT THERE
:TISSUE WILL MISS U ALL!!
BYEBYE~
MUACKS MUACKS MUACKS!
-TERMINATED-

# posted by So Cliché at 11:10 AM