*BURP!*
*oops, sry*
AWW ZIJIN THATS GROSS..
*did i juz tarnish my reputation?
why did you have to start our blogpost on
such a DISGUSTING NOTE.
: ..
: tarnish your reputation/
wait.
do you even have one.
: !!!!!!
other than one as a helpless... well...retard:D
like duh!
carol bully me !
who say..
she think she has a larger size den big!
i just being frank..
..
larger size than big?
..
wow
im godzilla.
im a monster.
hahaha
very funny.
now look whose bullying who.
anw,
its not too late to realise tat
junyang and liqian are gng to start a GAY blog.
wahahaha.
: and pls.
mr junyang.
wait pause
stop
its very very hard to be as lame and
spastic as us..
cos , ahem, we are original.
as muachee says.
wad u mean by "gay" blog?
ITS A TALENT
err.
i dunno..
oi BANG WO DEFENSE OUR BLOG
WAD LAR?
WHEN IM FEDENDING OUR BLOG U R NO WHERE TO
BE SEEN LOR!
DEFENDING*
CAUSE I WASNT ONLINE YOU IDIOT
i was busy getting armour, horses, lances,
axes,
COZ IM ASKING ANOTHER QN U IDIOT!
oh
swords, daggers
for wad?
: kill me ar?
oi let me finish you idiot
*zip*
swords, daggers, pikes, short swords...
katanas, numchuks, naginatas, glaives,
staffs,
spears,
an army tank wouldnt be amiss,
*gulp*
as well as bazookas,
hmm..
*u really hate me sooo much?*
throw in some thermite and rail guns..
ak47s, m16s, desert eagles, walther field
pisolts, magnum .44s...
did i miss out any other weapon?
*i will die pathetically*
im not gng to kill you silly.
chay!
oh wait, i missed out shields.
: you said defend the blog right?
ya!
so i went to get weapons, and shields..
so what else did i miss out..
......................................
*starts dreaming about more and more
weapons*
i mean...morally supporting the blog
and..um
NOT LIKE THIS LAR U IDIOT!
you noe how im crazy about weapons and
guns..
u mean u wan to charge into SAFRA with me
and shiing
................................
no la.
den pluck out tat two person
thats not the best way...
PLEASE LA
sheesh..
what does liqian have to do with this..
anw..
: wait
lets defend ba..
sth random
*who is liqian ar*
DUH THIS BLOG IS MEANT TO BE RANDOm.
..
..
O.O
O.O
*stares*
*mouth open*
: *dunno where to hide my face*HES ONLY THE SMARTEST GUY ON EARTH(well excluding daniel)AND ONE OF THE BEST SHOOTERS!!!
wait
its a guy?
: not a girl?
OF COURSE HES A GUY NOT A GIRL>
OMG
OMG
: OMG
*doesnt noe where to hide her face*
ZIJIN HOW COULD YOU !!!!
i do not know you.
*currently diggin holes*
i deny any fracternization and knowledge
of this person called wu zijin.
: i do not know her at all.
.................
fine
HES SO FAMOUS IN THE RANGE YOU DONT EVEN
NOE??
YOU DAMN BLUR LEH.
*sincere apologies to liqian*
HE SOMEMORE RI RIFLE CAPTAIN
*maybe u should be born as a girl next
time, so i would have guessed correctly*
AND PSLE TOP SCORER.
..
: ..
OMG ZIJIN JUST SHUT UP OK!
MY FAcE ALREADY GNG TO BAOZHA!
okay
^^
omg ....
i do not know you..
at all.
but back to the point
*maybe u should be born as a girl next
time , so i would have guessed correctly*
.....
HoW STUPID AND LAME IS THAT??
ITS DOWN RIGHT INSULTING LOR
how can clever ppl like them do blogs like
us?
.....
true eh..
but im sure it'll be nice to read..
as if!
but of course, nobody can be as lame,
spastic, Crappy and random as us.
right?
right.
its a god given talent
theirs sure have lots of philosophical
things
++ alot of quotes
.....
no thats liqian..
junyang..
er..
i mean
if he in a wadeva mood..
everything would be like..
liqian: some really smart and
philosophical thing..
junyang: wadeva.
: lol
lol..
anw..
to our fellow soon to be brother
bloggers...
WAIT!
JIA YOU WE LOOK FORWARD TO READING YOUR NICE BLOG
did u juz say brother bloggers?
wel..
if they are gng to start a blog based on
ours..
isnt it connected?
DO U HAVE ANY SENSE OF NATIONALISM?
-_-
TATS COPYRIGHT!
STOP IT ABOUT HISTORY..
actually...
IF MORE THAN 30% OF THE ORIGINAL CONTENT
IS COPIED, THEN ONE WILL INFRINGE ON THE COPYRIGHT LAW.
hm
if you dun copy more than 30%...well its
still legal.
: how else do you think all our teachers can
give us really nice notes..
: THANK YOU TEACHERS..
true
*bow ad curtsey*
suddenly reminded me of history
omg
*to readers: zijin can curtsey meh?*
[: can the brother blogger teach me since u
all so pro?
...
boys BOW , girls CURTSEY.
*to readers: carol cant, so she tot the
others cannot too*
RIGHT.
she
she agreed
THANK YOU I"D LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT I
TOOK DEPORTMENT CLASSES LAST TIME.
: THEY TAUGHT US TO CURTSEY!!
...
AT LEAST A BASIC CURTSEY LOR..
i plz u lor
ok not really deportment class but
well..smth liddat
watch tv also can learn le
...
hao ba.
we dress you up with a corset, four layers
of petticoats,
um
one thick volumnous skirt.
i will look as fat as carol
plus v tight bodice.
..
: ...
: ...
: thats what the corset is for.
and i ignore you.
: mark me well.
i ignore you.
lalala
for insulting me in such an outright
blatant fashion.
lol
you pribbling, mewling, puking, excresent
brained, bladder headed earth vexing codpiece of a
puxion
huh
so shakespeare language
i onli take german language
tyty
..
wadeva.
yay
unmuzzled pok on the butt of a
skainsmate.
um
your hair, my lady, is as shardborne as
the bone of a spittle scuttled harpy
?
blogger brothers..anyone of u noe wads tat
person tokin about?
spleeny tongued pottle deep hedge pig.
dissembling spurgalled canker blosssom
*i nid a translator*
ms lee ar
tis is the 21st century
can u plz u modern words?
istead of dwelling in the past?
i noe u r old
but tats not an excuse
[: u should learn more
from youngster like us
my lady, thine eyes are as a layer of
whey-scum on curdled milk, your skin, as pox-mangled as
the most loutish of privy scrApers, they hair, thy hair
is as shardborneas a rump fed harpy lying spitted on a
scurvy tongued horn best.
oh ..
fine.
FAC UT VIVAS
um
dumm!
*um, junyang ar, did u learn any german
words for insulting ppl?*
*i seriously nid help here*
vacca foeda.
baka.
bakarui.
bak-a-cake!
kichigano no bakaroi
shidekudasai
um
plz dun speak in alien language
we should try to speak in english more
often so tat everyone in singapore can understand
.....
if i did,
tats wad we tot on racial harmony day
it would be @$($&^%(@
hm
no
tats comic language
u pregnant!
madam, the insults i think of throwing at
you are too inPolite to even write down in teh english
language.
: me?
pregnant?
yesh u!
of all the utter baldedash.
im not racist.
as i recall..
: being racist is like being pregnant.
nobody can be a little pregnant..
who was that ah..
me!
i seem to recall its the VERY PERSON IM
TALKING TO
tats y i remember!
-_-
yea!
wadeva.
din noe carol so clever
oh great look im learning from junyang.
as if
hes not tat
um
: -_-
ZIJIN DONT START
*ahem*
im coughin
*stands by with a great roll of masking
tape*
*straitjacket in hand*
wad i mean is
he is not tat
not tat..
red alert red alert
easy to learn from!
coz he too pro
we have a mad babbling mentally
: ..
ok fine.
*blinkblink*
false alarm.
*glares daggers at zijin*
why?
readers, we are sorry to interupt this
post, but
u think in the wrong way lor
LOOK JUNYANG!
due to diplomatic complications and difficulties, as well as inexperience in the diplomatic department we are
forced to terminate this post.
CAROL INSULTING U INDIRECTLY!
before we accidentally offend any more
ppl.
due to the unfortunate presence of one of
our rather....
intelligent u can say
...
hey!
idiotic, brash, rash, and most of all big
mouthed members.
tats tickertape!
.........................................
who refuses to shut up
my mouth smaller den urs lor
no matter how much we try to subdue her.
and goes on and on insulting other ppl.
we sincerely apologise .
coz u ppl r not good enough to subdue me
and hope to see you agn next time.
AND I MAKE CLEAR TAT I DIN INSULT ANYONE!
when we assure you, that impertinent
member will be well subdued.
*stands by with strait jacket and
bazooka*
TERMINATED
im inocent
: really innocent
dont make me read you your rights zijin.
: *looks down pitifully on the ground*
anything you say will and can be used
against you in court.
so i suggest you shut up.
Now.
*zip*
tank you.
: *watery eyes*
btw
tank's songs r really nice
some lar
on behalf of
www.so-cliche-06.blogspot.com, we sincerely apologise
for any ppl unintentionally insulted by wuzijin.
: wad did i do?
*bows*
TERMINATED
shiing is now beside my typin a blog on her own. so i shall do tat too! *so copy dog*anyway, i peeked and saw tat she was commentin on the previous blog about pimples.shiing. i noe u r jealous of the pimples. dun wryU WIILL HAVE LOADS OF TAT ONE DAY! U HAVE THE LOOK OF A POTENTIAL PIMPLE AGRICULTURER!*evil smilesone more thing. tat lame shiing is tokin about eating apples and drinkin more water help to lessen pimples. we should be proud of wadeva growin on us lor. pimples supports millions of lifes too!and tat evil shiing is now tokin about paintin. AND SHE COMPLAINED THAT I POST VERI SLOW!comon lar. tat onli proved tat im mor yong4 xin1 to post the blog lor!not like her posting junk. so long somemor!btw, the paint is not tat cleanly white as wad evil shiing described lar! its like the colour of milk shake!so ugly. imagin livin with tat colour.i would think of milkshakes in class lor!den how to concentrate?and hor. evil ing is always using lame smileys.and the smileys look exactly like her.*muahahaha!*whoa! evil ing tokin about arcade games. collect tickets somemor. no childhood isit ah ing?so poor thingno wonder so evil.okay lari pity u*sayang*omg. tokin about choral and drama nite. anyone who read this post plz DO NOT COME okay. anyone would faint in tat audi.i noe i dun have originality.no, i have! its juz tat i dun nid to use it when im with evil ing.its too big a blow for her.suddenly reminded me of the debates last week. we lost.-.-we should be the winning party can? juz one lao3 shu3 shi3 spoilt the zheng3 guo1 zhou1 !!!but its okay lar. she is not to blamecoz its juz normal to freak out in a competitionanother random fact is tat i think im really gifted at debateing *blink**Hail the great Zijin!**cheers**woots**poof**pops**crash*oops. sry. my fans cheered too much tat one of them smashed into the window.i have made up my mind! I WILL CHIONG AND PIA INTO B DIV NXT YR!NANYANG WILL KICK ASS! AND BUTTS TOO!*get ready ur butt buddies!*anyway. winning and results is not everything lor. dunno y carol is so obsessed with them.*tats not the rite attitude carol dar!*passion and commitment is above everything else. since shiing is going, i shall terminate my blog too.TERMINATED
BOO! guys im back!!wahhjust now cannot make it can.. carol lee and zijin went mising while i was trying to look for themso blur.><must change that bad habit. HAHAoh wellseh pimplestalking bout pimples..scully is the next big thing lah.like moles..noone ever said it was pretty right???esp if u haf too many of them. but its likepimples!hehehe.but now its not in YET.*yet*so.. must cont eating apples and drinking water..oh wells.Zijin trying to compete with me see who post faster cann.i poke poke u.i go over and see awhile.*________________________________*okay im backk.oooooh.im much faster then her.WAHAHAHAZPOP tmr!!!dun really wanna goo...but no harm getting free tickets..HAHAtoo bad i dun have..AWWW*hint hint*eh the trophy shiny thing is i say one lor..u ppl always koping my phrasesHAHAeh but really can see my teeth canand u bang tgt got the bang bang sound.metal!heeheeone gold one silver on bronzeehthe gold lehh.GOLD LEHH>>>>blink blinkit went m.i.a ..uhoh.hahashld be flying here le bahh..oh god.the school stinks of paint.i think before the end of next week everyone land in hospital le lah.stink stink.but it looks so freaking cleanly cleanly white.i have no problem with that.HEEHEE*peeps at ZIJIN'S POST AGAIN*WAH SHE ABIT DE SLOW CAN..i at school painting le she still saying about me eating apples and drinking water.not bad.looks like i havent suffer too much concussion from the whacks on my head.at least someone slower than me.^^esp in typing!!just kidding.oooooooohnext week sabbats.can slack slack slack.do pw do until siao.sianafter that is tests!!aiya but zijin so clever..dunneed study oso can make it one.haha*poke poke zijin.*how long have i posted?coz i see my blogger thing and zijin's blogger thing like got alot of difference leh..my scrollbar become soo short le.then hers is likeHEEHEEbetter dun say.later someone whack me/.oopscome liao.shi ing kena already.ehoh.._.so cute right this face.hehehelearn from eening one.still cant forget the eewing thing can.sorwie!!i slow but my memory no fail one.hahaspeaking bout memory..u know the arcade thing..flinstones memory thing?can get lots of tickets from that one.haha last time i used to play that like siao.LAST TIME.now its more of ahemdm.but.okay nvms.can november come faster faster..i wanna finish heck with exams then can play liao..oohchoral and drama night.aiya dunno lahheehee*scrolls*wah so long liao!!o.OWAH..ah jin talking bout everything i toking.so no originality canevil.im not call ah ing canso unglam the name.KOFFKOFFFOH YEAH.eh u know when soccer players get injured..then they got the magic spray thing that works on almost everything right.THATS SO TOTALLY COOL can.just spray spray abit then can go run le.HAHAnever seen it before..^^speaking of soccerzijin is still udnergoing the boycott of italy.stop it lah u pokki poke poke u.later u whole 4 years no eat spaggheti don't come and find me.HAHAtoo bad.u can go kiss germany's third trophy!!naneenaneepoopoowaititaly other than spaggheti still got wad ah??ehh.lemme thinkpasta!pizza!eh..ROMEO AND JULIETHAHAsee how she endures studying r and j..BOO!o.oh.3oclock liao.nudge nudge zijin.AIYAanw today nothing to do.except all the pws.so today rest yi xia.last night i fell asleep TRYING to study..goshbut nvmat least tooday never look like some freak frankenstein or zombie.HAHAlast night after comps i go home first thing i know.we going for dinner. quick go change.like wth!!i was planning on relaxing.catching up with my owrk.touch touch the tv awhile*which i havent touched since june.. duh its coz of training.*and then suddenly come and bombard me.UNFAIR!!and then i fell asleep after dinner.on my chair.dont worry i didnt fall offand i wasnt sleeping unglamly.heeheecoz they off some lights mah.then nothing to do.then they tok so long..i didnt even know i fell asleep.until i woke up.great.too great.HAHAzijin complaining my post too longokay lor..BYEBYE!!*im still faster then her can*okaytatabyebyecyaehhsayonarazai jian!okayshe still not done.i go le lahslow poke.still call me slow lor.BYEBYE.<333zijin insists that i add this..-TERMINATED-
WHEEE IM BLOGGING!!
errr...*looks frantically for the rest*gark.dunno what to say,...ZIJIN!!!!*AIYAH CAROL*WHEE! so nice! finally i get a chance to speak anything i like. *i still remember the last post*anyway, shiing is not here *yet* so i shall help her say her piece!you psychic meh.........you again dunno what to say..leave me to write...LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL...um. so. i . shall. continue. the. blog. by. saying. *I AM SO DAM PROUD OF MY PIMPLES!*its like who else can have so many on the small area on the face?.......like boxian..speaking of which..he got the same no of pimples..and same sick sense..hmmmm.,....WTF!?!?ITS LIKE, THE TWO FACES CANNOT BE COMPARED LOR!AND I TALLER DEN TAT SHORTIE SOMEMOR!EVEN MY PIMPLES LOOK NICER DEN HIS...hehe, so mean and ego.no lar boxian. pimples make ppl look special.and um. accept the reality ba. like meand..i noe it would take a longer time for u to accept them coz they r simply too much for u to take. unlike mine..O.OO.OO.OO.OO.OO.OO.OO.OOMG ZIJIN YOU ARE SO MEAN!!!
THIS IS A PUBLIC BLOG YOUNOE!!!
YOU ARE SO SO SO MEAN!SHEESH!!EVEN IM NOT SO BAD....okayokay lar. sry boxian. .um.ar. sry for being so mean. btw, carol is like laughin all the way, so she is not tat gd either^^~~......-_-......LIKE SHIT I AM!!I WAS GLARING DAGGERS INTO YOUR BACK!SHEEESSSHHHHHHHHHHHHyou noe so far zijin doesnt have a boyfren yet..anyone interested??well actually all of us are single..but me and shi ing are happy the way we are..hint hint hint hint..zijin on the other hand..hahahahhahhaharevenge for boxian..
*laughs evily*comon lor. u despo ur prob! DUN THE HECK DRAG ME IN! and shiing might not remain single for too long *hinthint*anyway. im hhappy with wad i am now lor.IM NOT THE SORT WHO WOULD BE INTERESTED IN BGRs man!*whispers to audience*this is the kind of ppl who ALWAYS get boyfrens first...pls..me despo?gods..im happy with my gun,..and shooting.thank you very much..get me a carbontec as a boyfren ba..HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAand please..the hint hint abovestated was meant for the statement that you are the only one ....who...ahem..as i quote..hint hint hint hint..
zijin on the other hand..the hint hint hint was pointing to the ...--> zijin on the other hand part..muah ahahhaaim lame..bleagh.noim evil.but not THAT evil...muahhahahahhahahahWALAO! CAROL U AND UR BIG BLOODY MOUTH! ANYWAY. DUN WAN TO TOK ABOUT TIS SUBJECT LE. U ALWAYS TRYIN TO SHIFT THE PROB ONTO OTHERS ONE.SO MEAN.IM INNOCENT!U GO FIND UR ANOTHER HALF BA!LEAVE ME ALONEIM HAPPY TO BE WAD I AM NOW.MORE LIKE HAPPY TO START MATCHMAKING PPL ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!!OLD MATCHMAKER...........]:PHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAALL OF US ARE VICTIMS LOR.......SHEESHno! im not a victim. ALL REFERS TO ME SHI ING AND EE NING LORSAY PROPERLY MAR!*btw, the trophy really veri shiny, our teeth can show! anyone with teeth can*I PREFER THE GOLD THANK YOUsilver more class lar auntie. so piang de.....wont argue leh...TERMINATED...shi ing never showed up T.T
Looks like im always starting the post....-_-carol=red,zijin=blue,shi ing=orangeeh i answer the question.. **smart smart*BECAUSE!!! youre always on the keyboard clicking away!!! not fair not fair. ._. *smiles cutely*...my hands so big meh..you never ask what...silence means consent!*does the finger point eureka thingy**zijin screaming in a corner* yay! finally my turn! *omg, my chance gone again*thats cos you always cannot think of anything to say mah...so by the time you think...your chance fei diao le on silver wings...yeah lor.. qiang qiang qiang also no use..HAHA zijin currently kena own by carol and i..WAHAHAHA. hear me laugh.oh look..*zijin has gone back to her little corner.. awwww.*shi ingg....dun be bad lah..we must not bully ah jie...rmbr?....*zijin jumps up and down like a mad person....snatching for the keyboard...**shi ing and carol immediately whip out straitjackets and straitjacket zijin....*ok lets establish an order....oldest to youngest..so therefore...zijin, carol, shi ing..so now shi ing....heh heh heh..zijin gets foiled agn..hehehehezijin!! continue getting owned by us. WAHAHAHA *evil laughter*eh carol..dun u feel that this post lacks a LITTLE bit of bluee??likei think she died-ED in that little corner.nvm lahheck care her.she will revive herself wan..can hear her screaming le lah.HEHEHESIAM!*zijin looks like she's gonna whack me man.. i knoe im small but..no need so evil. ._. *yay*CAN U PPL SHOW ME SOME KIND OF RESPECT? RESPECT RESPECT RESPECT RESPECT RESPECT RESPECT RESPECT ?
U EVIL MUACHEE! ALWAYS DEFAME ME! I DEMAND AN APOLOGY! AND CAROL LEE! WADS WITH TAT SABOTAGE? but, im glad tat i am given tis chance to post *omg...i felt tugs*tats it...you not getting my triple chocolate cream brownies leh....heh heh heh..hmm lets see...what can we show respect for zijin for??eg;me=cook nice brownies and shoot...shi ing=shoot and play dmzijin=.................err.....give me 5 years..imight think of smth...eh zijin!!i know i ren2 xiao3 xiao3but u knoe your voice so loud right*points points*will blow me away one lor.IM ACCIDENT PRONE!! rmb??oh yesi know how to give zijin respect!!go to italian restaurants italy rocks kayys. germany can carry the bronze and go fly kite.^.^
carol interrupts to say..."I LOVE ZIJIN>>>>COS SHE MY SIS>>>>>SHE VERY PRO>>>DUN CARE WHAT PPL SAY>>>>SHE GOT LOUD VOICE>>>>"*i dunno where to hide my face le...**currently diggin holes*COMON LAR PPL! I NOE I DUN HAVE TAT MANY VIRTUES, I SCREW UP MY SHOTS, I FAIL DMs, I CANT COOK (WELL) .........ERRRR...zijin got foiled agn...cos she couldnt think of anything to say..but since lunch is almost over..we shall terminate this post soon....WAHAHAHHAHAHAHthis post hardly got blue..but when got...doesnt it cool your eyes?/>.<*evil laughter*muahahhahahame finally 14:Dshall bake a sextuple chocolate brownie for shi ing..with 24 bars of chocolate....yay!! shi ing love love carol.. hahaha!i cant live without chocos..EH. one fun thing. SWEETS KEEP ME AWAKE MAN..seriously. i get hyper.okaylove love zijin too!tata ppl.oh wait. continue scrolling..zijin's back!!*omg. u mean the post is ending? i haven even started on my topic! i mean..ar...um..i wan to say...um*TERMINATED
hello ppl! welcome to the first dual post of So Cliche 06!*pops* *poof* *pops*right...looks like im the only one talking here
btw, im carol and the sound effects person is ZIJIN*clap*clap**whistles* *woots*: ....
: ...
...
*glares at zijin**looks at the ground*
*whispers: sry**whispers: SAY SOMETHING YOU DODO**here comes the great Zijin*
*hail tissue the great*
hihi everyone.
im greatly honoured to post tis dual post
with my mui
i would like to take tis opportunity tothank my parent
my classmates
and all me fans out there
THANKS FOR UR SUPPORT!omg
OMG
*pose for pictures*
...*readers: zijin is so ego...**readers: carol is juz jealous*jealous my foot...
anw,
: this blog is here cos one sunny afternoon
while choosing sabbaticals,zijin the great and carol the greater...
wentoiits shi ing and me first la..?
ok..
oh
okay
before the interuption,
*sry*
lets continue the story.
*i shuddup*right, so one fine day while helping shi ing sign up for sabbaticals...
in my classroom,
whiel waiting and blogging...
both of us got the wacky idea of doing a dual post,..*tissue was behind the scene*and so to commerate this and acknowledge our three girls bond by lameness and spasticness,
we started SO CLICHE 06.
right
ok
thats so lame..
but thast what this blog is about
hur hur..*nods*you can read the post here:www.life-the-way-it-is.blogspot.com.*stage whisper: i cant think of anything to say!!**stage whispers: my mum is here...i gtg*oh shucks.
terminated.dear readers
: we shall end our show todaydue to the appearance of zijins momunexpected*tata!
terminated.oi.nothing more.tag.quick.now.go.my gosh carol that is SOOOO lame and crap.thats the idea right?terminated.
