| *BURP!**oops, sry*
 AWW ZIJIN THATS GROSS..
 *did i juz tarnish my reputation?
 why did you have to start our blogpost on
 such a DISGUSTING NOTE.
 : ..
 : tarnish your reputation/
 wait.
 do you even have one.
 : !!!!!!
 other than one as a helpless... well...retard:D
 like duh!
 carol bully me !
 who say..
 she think she has a larger size den big!
 i just being frank..
 ..
 larger size than big?
 ..
 wow
 im godzilla.
 im a monster.
 hahaha
 very funny.
 now look whose bullying who.
 anw,
 its not too late to realise tat
 junyang and liqian are gng to start a GAY blog.
 wahahaha.
 : and pls.
 mr junyang.
 wait pause
 stop
 its very very hard to be as lame and
 spastic as us..
 cos , ahem, we are original.
 as muachee says.
 wad u mean by "gay" blog?
 ITS A TALENT
 err.
 i dunno..
 oi BANG WO DEFENSE OUR BLOG
 WAD LAR?
 WHEN IM FEDENDING OUR BLOG U R NO WHERE TO
 BE SEEN LOR!
 DEFENDING*
 CAUSE I WASNT ONLINE YOU IDIOT
 i was busy getting armour, horses, lances,
 axes,
 COZ IM ASKING ANOTHER QN U IDIOT!
 oh
 swords, daggers
 for wad?
 : kill me ar?
 oi let me finish you idiot
 *zip*
 swords, daggers, pikes, short swords...
 katanas, numchuks, naginatas, glaives,
 staffs,
 spears,
 an army tank wouldnt be amiss,
 *gulp*
 as well as bazookas,
 hmm..
 *u really hate me sooo much?*
 throw in some thermite and rail guns..
 ak47s, m16s, desert eagles, walther field
 pisolts, magnum .44s...
 did i miss out any other weapon?
 *i will die pathetically*
 im not gng to kill you silly.
 chay!
 oh wait, i missed out shields.
 : you said defend the blog right?
 ya!
 so i went to get weapons, and shields..
 so what else did i miss out..
 ......................................
 *starts dreaming about more and more
 weapons*
 i mean...morally supporting the blog
 and..um
 NOT LIKE THIS LAR U IDIOT!
 you noe how im crazy about weapons and
 guns..
 u mean u wan to charge into SAFRA with me
 and shiing
 ................................
 no la.
 den pluck out tat two person
 thats not the best way...
 PLEASE LA
 sheesh..
 what does liqian have to do with this..
 anw..
 : wait
 lets defend ba..
 sth random
 *who is liqian ar*
 DUH THIS BLOG IS MEANT TO BE RANDOm.
 ..
 ..
 O.O
 O.O
 *stares*
 *mouth open*
 : *dunno where to hide my face*HES ONLY THE SMARTEST GUY ON EARTH(well excluding daniel)AND ONE OF THE BEST SHOOTERS!!!
 wait
 its a guy?
 : not a girl?
 OF COURSE HES A GUY NOT A GIRL>
 OMG
 OMG
 : OMG
 *doesnt noe where to hide her face*
 ZIJIN HOW COULD YOU !!!!
 i do not know you.
 *currently diggin holes*
 i deny any fracternization and knowledge
 of this person called wu zijin.
 : i do not know her at all.
 .................
 fine
 HES SO FAMOUS IN THE RANGE YOU DONT EVEN
 NOE??
 YOU DAMN BLUR LEH.
 *sincere apologies to liqian*
 HE SOMEMORE RI RIFLE CAPTAIN
 *maybe u should be born as a girl next
 time, so i would have guessed correctly*
 AND PSLE TOP SCORER.
 ..
 : ..
 OMG ZIJIN JUST SHUT UP OK!
 MY FAcE ALREADY GNG TO BAOZHA!
 okay
 ^^
 omg ....
 i do not know you..
 at all.
 but back to the point
 *maybe u should be born as a girl next
 time , so i would have guessed correctly*
 .....
 HoW STUPID AND LAME IS THAT??
 ITS DOWN RIGHT INSULTING LOR
 how can clever ppl like them do blogs like
 us?
 .....
 true eh..
 but im sure it'll be nice to read..
 as if!
 but of course, nobody can be as lame,
 spastic, Crappy and random as us.
 right?
 right.
 its a god given talent
 theirs sure have lots of philosophical
 things
 ++ alot of quotes
 .....
 no thats liqian..
 junyang..
 er..
 i mean
 if he in a wadeva mood..
 everything would be like..
 liqian: some really smart and
 philosophical thing..
 junyang: wadeva.
 : lol
 lol..
 anw..
 to our fellow soon to be brother
 bloggers...
 WAIT!
 JIA YOU WE LOOK FORWARD TO READING YOUR NICE BLOG
 did u juz say brother bloggers?
 wel..
 if they are gng to start a blog based on
 ours..
 isnt it connected?
 DO U HAVE ANY SENSE OF NATIONALISM?
 -_-
 TATS COPYRIGHT!
 STOP IT ABOUT HISTORY..
 actually...
 IF MORE THAN 30% OF THE ORIGINAL CONTENT
 IS COPIED, THEN ONE WILL INFRINGE ON THE COPYRIGHT LAW.
 hm
 if you dun copy more than 30%...well its
 still legal.
 : how else do you think all our teachers can
 give us really nice notes..
 : THANK YOU TEACHERS..
 true
 *bow ad curtsey*
 suddenly reminded me of history
 omg
 *to readers: zijin can curtsey meh?*
 [: can the brother blogger teach me since u
 all so pro?
 ...
 boys BOW , girls CURTSEY.
 *to readers: carol cant, so she tot the
 others cannot too*
 RIGHT.
 she
 she agreed
 THANK YOU I"D LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT I
 TOOK DEPORTMENT CLASSES LAST TIME.
 : THEY TAUGHT US TO CURTSEY!!
 ...
 AT LEAST A BASIC CURTSEY LOR..
 i plz u lor
 ok not really deportment class but
 well..smth liddat
 watch tv also can learn le
 ...
 hao ba.
 we dress you up with a corset, four layers
 of petticoats,
 um
 one thick volumnous skirt.
 i will look as fat as carol
 plus v tight bodice.
 ..
 : ...
 : ...
 : thats what the corset is for.
 and i ignore you.
 : mark me well.
 i ignore you.
 lalala
 for insulting me in such an outright
 blatant fashion.
 lol
 you pribbling, mewling, puking, excresent
 brained, bladder headed earth vexing codpiece of a
 puxion
 huh
 so shakespeare language
 i onli take german language
 tyty
 ..
 wadeva.
 yay
 unmuzzled pok on the butt of a
 skainsmate.
 um
 your hair, my lady, is as shardborne as
 the bone of a spittle scuttled harpy
 ?
 blogger brothers..anyone of u noe wads tat
 person tokin about?
 spleeny tongued pottle deep hedge pig.
 dissembling spurgalled canker blosssom
 *i nid a translator*
 ms lee ar
 tis is the 21st century
 can u plz u modern words?
 istead of dwelling in the past?
 i noe u r old
 but tats not an excuse
 [: u should learn more
 from youngster like us
 my lady, thine eyes are as a layer of
 whey-scum on curdled milk, your skin, as pox-mangled as
 the most loutish of privy scrApers, they hair, thy hair
 is as shardborneas a rump fed harpy lying spitted on a
 scurvy tongued horn best.
 oh ..
 fine.
 FAC UT VIVAS
 um
 dumm!
 *um, junyang ar, did u learn any german
 words for insulting ppl?*
 *i seriously nid help here*
 vacca foeda.
 baka.
 bakarui.
 bak-a-cake!
 kichigano no bakaroi
 shidekudasai
 um
 plz dun speak in alien language
 we should try to speak in english more
 often so tat everyone in singapore can understand
 .....
 if i did,
 tats wad we tot on racial harmony day
 it would be @$($&^%(@
 hm
 no
 tats comic language
 u pregnant!
 madam, the insults i think of throwing at
 you are too inPolite to even write down in teh english
 language.
 : me?
 pregnant?
 yesh u!
 of all the utter baldedash.
 im not racist.
 as i recall..
 : being racist is like being pregnant.
 nobody can be a little pregnant..
 who was that ah..
 me!
 i seem to recall its the VERY PERSON IM
 TALKING TO
 tats y i remember!
 -_-
 yea!
 wadeva.
 din noe carol so clever
 oh great look im learning from junyang.
 as if
 hes not tat
 um
 : -_-
 ZIJIN DONT START
 *ahem*
 im coughin
 *stands by with a great roll of masking
 tape*
 *straitjacket in hand*
 wad i mean is
 he is not tat
 not tat..
 red alert red alert
 easy to learn from!
 coz he too pro
 we have a mad babbling mentally
 : ..
 ok fine.
 *blinkblink*
 false alarm.
 *glares daggers at zijin*
 why?
 readers, we are sorry to interupt this
 post, but
 u think in the wrong way lor
 LOOK JUNYANG!
 due to diplomatic complications and difficulties, as well as inexperience in the diplomatic department we are
 forced to terminate this post.
 CAROL INSULTING U INDIRECTLY!
 before we accidentally offend any more
 ppl.
 due to the unfortunate presence of one of
 our rather....
 intelligent u can say
 ...
 hey!
 idiotic, brash, rash, and most of all big
 mouthed members.
 tats tickertape!
 .........................................
 who refuses to shut up
 my mouth smaller den urs lor
 no matter how much we try to subdue her.
 and goes on and on insulting other ppl.
 we sincerely apologise .
 coz u ppl r not good enough to subdue me
 and hope to see you agn next time.
 AND I MAKE CLEAR TAT I DIN INSULT ANYONE!
 when we assure you, that impertinent
 member will be well subdued.
 *stands by with strait jacket and
 bazooka*
 TERMINATED
 im inocent
 : really innocent
 dont make me read you your rights zijin.
 : *looks down pitifully on the ground*
 anything you say will and can be used
 against you in court.
 so i suggest you shut up.
 Now.
 *zip*
 tank you.
 : *watery eyes*
 btw
 tank's songs r really nice
 some lar
 on behalf of
 www.so-cliche-06.blogspot.com, we sincerely apologise
 for any ppl unintentionally insulted by wuzijin.
 : wad did i do?
 *bows*
 TERMINATED
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