*BURP!*
*oops, sry*
AWW ZIJIN THATS GROSS..
*did i juz tarnish my reputation?
why did you have to start our blogpost on
such a DISGUSTING NOTE.
: ..
: tarnish your reputation/
wait.
do you even have one.
: !!!!!!
other than one as a helpless... well...retard:D
like duh!
carol bully me !
who say..
she think she has a larger size den big!
i just being frank..
..
larger size than big?
..
wow
im godzilla.
im a monster.
hahaha
very funny.
now look whose bullying who.
anw,
its not too late to realise tat
junyang and liqian are gng to start a GAY blog.
wahahaha.
: and pls.
mr junyang.
wait pause
stop
its very very hard to be as lame and
spastic as us..
cos , ahem, we are original.
as muachee says.
wad u mean by "gay" blog?
ITS A TALENT
err.
i dunno..
oi BANG WO DEFENSE OUR BLOG
WAD LAR?
WHEN IM FEDENDING OUR BLOG U R NO WHERE TO
BE SEEN LOR!
DEFENDING*
CAUSE I WASNT ONLINE YOU IDIOT
i was busy getting armour, horses, lances,
axes,
COZ IM ASKING ANOTHER QN U IDIOT!
oh
swords, daggers
for wad?
: kill me ar?
oi let me finish you idiot
*zip*
swords, daggers, pikes, short swords...
katanas, numchuks, naginatas, glaives,
staffs,
spears,
an army tank wouldnt be amiss,
*gulp*
as well as bazookas,
hmm..
*u really hate me sooo much?*
throw in some thermite and rail guns..
ak47s, m16s, desert eagles, walther field
pisolts, magnum .44s...
did i miss out any other weapon?
*i will die pathetically*
im not gng to kill you silly.
chay!
oh wait, i missed out shields.
: you said defend the blog right?
ya!
so i went to get weapons, and shields..
so what else did i miss out..
......................................
*starts dreaming about more and more
weapons*
i mean...morally supporting the blog
and..um
NOT LIKE THIS LAR U IDIOT!
you noe how im crazy about weapons and
guns..
u mean u wan to charge into SAFRA with me
and shiing
................................
no la.
den pluck out tat two person
thats not the best way...
PLEASE LA
sheesh..
what does liqian have to do with this..
anw..
: wait
lets defend ba..
sth random
*who is liqian ar*
DUH THIS BLOG IS MEANT TO BE RANDOm.
..
..
O.O
O.O
*stares*
*mouth open*
: *dunno where to hide my face*HES ONLY THE SMARTEST GUY ON EARTH(well excluding daniel)AND ONE OF THE BEST SHOOTERS!!!
wait
its a guy?
: not a girl?
OF COURSE HES A GUY NOT A GIRL>
OMG
OMG
: OMG
*doesnt noe where to hide her face*
ZIJIN HOW COULD YOU !!!!
i do not know you.
*currently diggin holes*
i deny any fracternization and knowledge
of this person called wu zijin.
: i do not know her at all.
.................
fine
HES SO FAMOUS IN THE RANGE YOU DONT EVEN
NOE??
YOU DAMN BLUR LEH.
*sincere apologies to liqian*
HE SOMEMORE RI RIFLE CAPTAIN
*maybe u should be born as a girl next
time, so i would have guessed correctly*
AND PSLE TOP SCORER.
..
: ..
OMG ZIJIN JUST SHUT UP OK!
MY FAcE ALREADY GNG TO BAOZHA!
okay
^^
omg ....
i do not know you..
at all.
but back to the point
*maybe u should be born as a girl next
time , so i would have guessed correctly*
.....
HoW STUPID AND LAME IS THAT??
ITS DOWN RIGHT INSULTING LOR
how can clever ppl like them do blogs like
us?
.....
true eh..
but im sure it'll be nice to read..
as if!
but of course, nobody can be as lame,
spastic, Crappy and random as us.
right?
right.
its a god given talent
theirs sure have lots of philosophical
things
++ alot of quotes
.....
no thats liqian..
junyang..
er..
i mean
if he in a wadeva mood..
everything would be like..
liqian: some really smart and
philosophical thing..
junyang: wadeva.
: lol
lol..
anw..
to our fellow soon to be brother
bloggers...
WAIT!
JIA YOU WE LOOK FORWARD TO READING YOUR NICE BLOG
did u juz say brother bloggers?
wel..
if they are gng to start a blog based on
ours..
isnt it connected?
DO U HAVE ANY SENSE OF NATIONALISM?
-_-
TATS COPYRIGHT!
STOP IT ABOUT HISTORY..
actually...
IF MORE THAN 30% OF THE ORIGINAL CONTENT
IS COPIED, THEN ONE WILL INFRINGE ON THE COPYRIGHT LAW.
hm
if you dun copy more than 30%...well its
still legal.
: how else do you think all our teachers can
give us really nice notes..
: THANK YOU TEACHERS..
true
*bow ad curtsey*
suddenly reminded me of history
omg
*to readers: zijin can curtsey meh?*
[: can the brother blogger teach me since u
all so pro?
...
boys BOW , girls CURTSEY.
*to readers: carol cant, so she tot the
others cannot too*
RIGHT.
she
she agreed
THANK YOU I"D LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT I
TOOK DEPORTMENT CLASSES LAST TIME.
: THEY TAUGHT US TO CURTSEY!!
...
AT LEAST A BASIC CURTSEY LOR..
i plz u lor
ok not really deportment class but
well..smth liddat
watch tv also can learn le
...
hao ba.
we dress you up with a corset, four layers
of petticoats,
um
one thick volumnous skirt.
i will look as fat as carol
plus v tight bodice.
..
: ...
: ...
: thats what the corset is for.
and i ignore you.
: mark me well.
i ignore you.
lalala
for insulting me in such an outright
blatant fashion.
lol
you pribbling, mewling, puking, excresent
brained, bladder headed earth vexing codpiece of a
puxion
huh
so shakespeare language
i onli take german language
tyty
..
wadeva.
yay
unmuzzled pok on the butt of a
skainsmate.
um
your hair, my lady, is as shardborne as
the bone of a spittle scuttled harpy
?
blogger brothers..anyone of u noe wads tat
person tokin about?
spleeny tongued pottle deep hedge pig.
dissembling spurgalled canker blosssom
*i nid a translator*
ms lee ar
tis is the 21st century
can u plz u modern words?
istead of dwelling in the past?
i noe u r old
but tats not an excuse
[: u should learn more
from youngster like us
my lady, thine eyes are as a layer of
whey-scum on curdled milk, your skin, as pox-mangled as
the most loutish of privy scrApers, they hair, thy hair
is as shardborneas a rump fed harpy lying spitted on a
scurvy tongued horn best.
oh ..
fine.
FAC UT VIVAS
um
dumm!
*um, junyang ar, did u learn any german
words for insulting ppl?*
*i seriously nid help here*
vacca foeda.
baka.
bakarui.
bak-a-cake!
kichigano no bakaroi
shidekudasai
um
plz dun speak in alien language
we should try to speak in english more
often so tat everyone in singapore can understand
.....
if i did,
tats wad we tot on racial harmony day
it would be @$($&^%(@
hm
no
tats comic language
u pregnant!
madam, the insults i think of throwing at
you are too inPolite to even write down in teh english
language.
: me?
pregnant?
yesh u!
of all the utter baldedash.
im not racist.
as i recall..
: being racist is like being pregnant.
nobody can be a little pregnant..
who was that ah..
me!
i seem to recall its the VERY PERSON IM
TALKING TO
tats y i remember!
-_-
yea!
wadeva.
din noe carol so clever
oh great look im learning from junyang.
as if
hes not tat
um
: -_-
ZIJIN DONT START
*ahem*
im coughin
*stands by with a great roll of masking
tape*
*straitjacket in hand*
wad i mean is
he is not tat
not tat..
red alert red alert
easy to learn from!
coz he too pro
we have a mad babbling mentally
: ..
ok fine.
*blinkblink*
false alarm.
*glares daggers at zijin*
why?
readers, we are sorry to interupt this
post, but
u think in the wrong way lor
LOOK JUNYANG!
due to diplomatic complications and difficulties, as well as inexperience in the diplomatic department we are
forced to terminate this post.
CAROL INSULTING U INDIRECTLY!
before we accidentally offend any more
ppl.
due to the unfortunate presence of one of
our rather....
intelligent u can say
...
hey!
idiotic, brash, rash, and most of all big
mouthed members.
tats tickertape!
.........................................
who refuses to shut up
my mouth smaller den urs lor
no matter how much we try to subdue her.
and goes on and on insulting other ppl.
we sincerely apologise .
coz u ppl r not good enough to subdue me
and hope to see you agn next time.
AND I MAKE CLEAR TAT I DIN INSULT ANYONE!
when we assure you, that impertinent
member will be well subdued.
*stands by with strait jacket and
bazooka*
TERMINATED
im inocent
: really innocent
dont make me read you your rights zijin.
: *looks down pitifully on the ground*
anything you say will and can be used
against you in court.
so i suggest you shut up.
Now.
*zip*
tank you.
: *watery eyes*
btw
tank's songs r really nice
some lar
on behalf of
www.so-cliche-06.blogspot.com, we sincerely apologise
for any ppl unintentionally insulted by wuzijin.
: wad did i do?
*bows*
TERMINATED
