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*CAROL*(red) aka Xiaohui, [Last Requiem]ahrol, rolrol by zijin
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Ex-Riflist of Nyshooting School Team 17071992
Lame Little, Mad Little,Complicated Little Weird little Trng Girl
GIRL GONE WILD
~ZIJIN~(dark blue) aka Tissue-the-great-idito!AHZAN/wuzan/laopo by shiing.
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sweet 16 already yay!!
Riflist, School Team 11041992
Hyper High Huggable Highly Abnormal Randomization Queen
HELPLESS BASKETCASE
[shiing](orange) aka Muachee,darling by eening, laopo/taymua/ahmua by zijin
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Riflist, School Team 17121992
Clumsy Accident Prone*ouch* Madly Nice Crazy Party Girl(Hyper after 9:30pm) MUACHEE~EXTRA NUTS,EXTRA SUGAR,EXTRA CUTE!
^^Ee Ning^^(blue green) aka darling(by shi ing) and OOINING by carol and mr tan.
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Riflist'06.Pistolist '08
22121992
Pokable Pokie Pig who likes to Poke Ppl.
HYPER,HUGGABLE,HONEYED CUTIE PIE
on 24th March 2007.. tissue and taymua officially declared the birth of the NANYANG ROCK!! on 25 April 2008.. tissue and taymua was walking along the yishun resevoir so coincidentally that the area isnt cordon off anymore so coincidentally tat its 晴天 jus like the birthday of nanyang rock. so coincidentally that it is exactly 1 year 1 month and 1 day from its birthday and so purely-non-coincidentally nanyang b'div 08 will get 1st for nationals. (: TAYMUA LETS WORK HARDER TOGETHER~ *tissue waves pompom* *tissue pulls taymua to wave pompom* *whole of nyshooting waves pompom!!*
okay anyway today is like SO COOL. dammit okay so after trning mua and i were walking out to the busstop mua: -points outside- LOOK ITS CAROL tissue: walao eh i noe u bluffing me de lor mua: eh how come u noe.. den we walk walk outside tissue reach the busstop first! and i look around.. -tio stun- -turns around and look at taymua- -taymua came out and look around- -tio shock- okay so carol is really at the busstop TAYMUA IS SUPER SPOT ON she says shes having a psychic day okay i think so too so to make use of the psychic day mua decided to say "OKAY WE CONFIRM WIN ALREADY TIS YEAR" hahahahahahahha YES AND I BELIEVE TAT WILL COME TRUE
and so the 3 of us waited together at the busstop for 852 suddenly..from the horizon a toot little bus face appeared 852! okay so we flag and board no wait we flagged and squeezed on board* den soon at the junction after the coronation plaza.. the 852 din turn left! it went straight ahead instead AND SOON WE REALISE ITS 171 okay dam stupid 3 ppl see 1 bus can see wrong together and i was still asking the uncle EH WAD BUS IS TIS the uncle is like DUNNO WAD BUS TIS IS DEN U STILL TAKE?! wah the face throw until like shotputt/discus/javelin already so at last we took mrt to yishun. hahahahahahaha WTHH
den we went safra to settle a lot of rubbish in preparation for monday's migration saw sufen the celery -pure sidetrack- safra din really change a lot.. except the ppl there not veri familiar anymore but the safra uncle calvin and uncle leong STILL THE SAME i really hope they can jus try to change for the better.. okay anyway we saw coach zhangsy. im sorry but really i have to comment on her new hair ITS AMAZING. amazingly atrocious i mean. like maggie maggie fuzzy wuzzy *fuzzy wuzzy likes apple but dun like orange!* *fuzzy wuzzy likes shiing but dun like zijin!* *fuzzy wuzzy likes nyshooting but dun like hciarc!* -sorry tats purely sidetrack too- but ya shiing and i a bit dunno wad to say when we see the hair.
oh from daxiang.. he says tat due to the fact tat nj will be taking in sec1 next year (some ip program) they r not allowed to be called national junior college anymore SO THEY R CHANGING NAME called. Hill Crest Institution.
hey hwachong! look out for ur twin! i think their shooting club will be called sth like HCIARC LOL WELL DONE EVERYONE
(: ITS TISSUE!! yay~ okay im now in school and yes i shall use tis time to blog so supposedly im to round up my birthday! dun wan to round up cos its like. if u dun round up den its like still my bd =D okay nvm i should face reality
so on friday! morning was like eating happily in the canteen with hamham and minmin den suddenly! a billabong wallet appears (: NO WAIT tats not the highlight the IMPT THING is the deck of wuzun poker cards OMG LAR OMG okay WUZUN IS REALLY VERI _______ fill in the blank=D =D so i was looking at the cards with ham and minmin throughout the whole breakfast tat 2 still whole day say wuzun not nice BLUFF LOR still so enthu about the cards hahahahahahahaha WUZUN!! okay so i pretended tat 52 wuzuns were there for my birthday breakfast lalala den in class i received like. a whole bag of goodies HAHAHA YAY
okay den comes recess baikah was like -zijin pei wo buy food- u noe tissue has always been super angelic. so i went with her den she was stoning at the steps i was suggesting wad to eat den suddenly taymua appeared with a lot of ppl no wait they r not the point the point the big point is the CHOCO CAKE!! so its suppose to be a surprise (: CHEAT MY FEELINGS and we had a mini cakefight
eh i realise write like tat very long but anyway yes den it comes lunch HAM'S LOVELOVE LUNCHBOX FOR TISSUE! she cook herself one u noe! as in not cook herself but cooked it herself. ya ham will make a good wife =D
after training met up with like. a lot of ppl dunno its like tis herd of laughing cow AND XINXI CAME! (: got tis super huge spongebob from didi ryo and dale which still scares me in the dark cos the eyes r like super big den white and tis chicky pooh baby from tc! the plastic bag indicates tat its from kiddy palace =.- im like the oldest kiddy on earth den they noisy noisy rubbish rubbish ahhaahhaha i think they really veri funny even xinxi said trning with them is super funny can imagine. oh and chink threatens me to go hc when he gave me the belated bd cookies bad chink. bad. VERI BAD okay but the cookies r nice i finished like 2 boxes on the day he gave me
den it was another surprise! like with carol and chester LAO MUA PLANNED SO MUCH FOR MEEEE >< and all the bd cards i received r like. super meaningful all long and full of words to everyone out there who sincerely care/cared about me really. thanks (: thanks for making my everyday so colourful so gandong T.T MUA!! *muacks!* (u r suppose to muacks back)
okay!! den a belated non-surprise from EENING and MARK! hahahahahahaha eening diedie also wan me to add tis in its a SUPER CUTE BEAR CONTAINER got marshmellows and mentos inside ALLITERATION okay anyway i finished all the sweets inside by the end of school but heng i share with my classmates if not sure diabetes sidetrack: due to the high concentration of glucose in blood, glucose filtered off into the glomerular filtrate exist in large amount. kidney tubules r unable to selectively reabsorb all the glucose, thus glucose passes out in urine. okay sorry jus a little revision for my bio (: im like eating a lot of sweet stuff recently
budden tat night i was a bit emo was crying in the toilet hahahaha wad a nice place to cry but soon i realise actually dun need to emo cos its like even if he dun care at all my mummy will always be there somemore i got like so many laopos/friends/classmates/clubmates there for me and i think tats enough le ever since i came to ny my birthdays are so filled with sugar-spice-and-everything-nice and ahrol wheres my BROWNIES!! so my new year resolution: appreciate. cherish. and understand ppl around me more sweet sixteen =D
SO HERES A BIGBIG KISS (IF U R A FEMALE) AND A BIGBIG HUG (FOR BOTH MALE AND FEMALE) -feel tissue's love- hahahahahaha sounds so retarded okay but u all get wad im trying to say JIAYOU EVERYONE!! -tissue waves pompom-
one day has passed im done with the anger and im back to normal now wont smash my phone, wont ask you to piss off, wont make you back off, and wont rebel.
its time to pack it up and throw it back down to the bottom. but these wounds, they'll make their mark and scar my soul, just as they have always been. they just add on.
the world's not gonna wait for me so lets just sweep it under the carpet until someone decides to bring it up again. =)
tissue is like super bored now.. in some clep lesson and we r suppose to write 小说 and the theme mus be like 青春 okay so the teacher left us in the comp lab.. everybody is slacking now can see hahahahahahahaha so im not the onli one. SOMEBODEH TELL ME WAD TO WRITE. like wad, love? i love u u love me we r happy family~ or wad, studies? oh on monday i had chinese lesson. i really think the chinese teacher kiam pah
and stupid yeo eng way wad -oh i dun trust tissue anymore- seriously i dun care whether who trust me or not but pls can somebody pls tell me wad did i do tats wrong/inappropriate or wad did i do thats potentially hurtful towards them or sth? i dun like the feeling of ppl saying they bushuang me but never cared to address the issue to me i prefer what mua did, like she bushuang me she will jus tok about it in details den at least i understand hey ya i think the way i handle tis problem is a bit wrong and yeo eng way u better be reading tis post u r going through ups and downs in school at home ya tats a fact but u got tis weird attitude. ppl r trying to help and here u r -oh i dun trust/dun like whowho- hey u think everyone so much free time ar sometimes i tok to u i have the -hey actually engway is a good boy- type of feeling can u pls try to upkeep tat side of u?
anyway i wasnt really here to rant jus too much time dunno wad to do coach is becoming more and more like her husband got tis feeling tat she dun really like the current sec 3/ sec 4 batch should work more on communication. she somehow thinks tat the bdiv ppl dun really listen to her -no comments- but anyway for tis nationals i believe mua and i not onli aiming for the gold or sth wadeva defending champion wad shit it dun really matter i think wad we really wan is to prove to others or to a greater extent prove to ourselves that with carol, we will soar but even without carol, we will fly jus as high, or maybe even higher and i noe its not a hard thing im sure we can. (but jus in case carol u r reading tis. theres no hard feelings targetted at u)
okay i think the lesson is ending i shall end my post too YES I SUCCESSFULLY WASTED MY LESSON AWAY at least i din fall asleep
right now. nobody shall touch me. talk to me and you will regret. im serious. piss off and just find some other person to talk to. sms me somemore and i'll smash my phone talk to me online and i'll say fsck off. talk to me in the face and you'll back off yourself.
you want me to leave right? sure. you want to take me out of school? sure you want send me to some other place to educate me? by all means. listen here im not blackmailing you, but if you EFFING SEND me to another school i'd gladly take up the offer. GLADLY.
i'll effing show you what rebel is. BELIEVE in me. i have a very big and potential rebel in me. and by then i'll make you eat what you just said.
trust me. if you can do what you wanna do, i can do what i wanna do too.
and by the way. your precious son, my precious brother. its not so much about how i treat him, but how he treats me. he was the one who taught me how being his sister is nothing but a fallacy.
ive not thrown a real temper for a very long time. its coming soon. just wait. finding a person to throw it on. =)
i swear if i cry ONE MORE FSCKING TIME. i'll slap my eyes swollen and they wont be able to cry anymore.
PISSOFF. i shall not talk to anybody for the whole of tonight and tmr to prevent myself from stabbing the people around me with my words.
YO! hahahahahaha tissue is here again! i was jus think i wan to share some words of wisdom.. so today morning i was doing work online den suddenly jinny who was appearing offline (wah so detailed) okay anyway jinny was like saying sth about wad she stepped on slime some gluey yucky stuff left behind by sluggy creatures and its like a bit hard to clean from her shoes jinny: so disgusting tissue: u can try adding vinegar! jus in case got some reaction den form some stuff plus water jinny: huh can meh. the slime is base meh (not bad prove tat my junior got study) tissue: eh. if lucky den can. budden after tat u will 脚酸
okay nvm. hahahahahahahahahaha i think tats so cute okay suan me all u like den anyway today noon mama decided to make baozi! omg so nice im eating it now budden halfway my mum was like complaining the dough like not rising mama: 面还没有发起来leh tissue: 为什么会这样？ mama: 应该是苏打粉(some kind of yeast powder..like baking soda)没有效了 tissue: 那你去跟苏打粉说笑话lor. HAHAHAHAHAHA I THINK IM GETTING SMARTER okay good i will soon revert back to a genius. veri good veri good.
heyy ok today. addressing the bdiv riflists. people jiayou!!! i hope noone gets injured, sick, demotivated, or burned out in the coming months. weve passed through half the training period of four months, and now going into the second phase nationals are just around the corner and i know we're feeling the heat right? HAHA we've been isolated lol. but nvm. point not related point is. we now have to work together to build even stronger team bonds so that the team can regain its strength psychologically too, as we cant only depend on scores. (best example would be fhs right?? every year cheer for them and they cheer for us de). so its time everyone switch on their engines and get it going with shooting! whooo show your love. ok haha no la just INSPIRED now. currently in the "ok! lets go nationals right now!" type of mood. so just bear with me but hey what im saying, i mean it ok? ^^ laopo jiayou =) lots of homework to do on shooting but im sure you can do it if you got the motivation. i must start thinking of ways to super motivated you and turn your shooting engine on to full gear. *koff koff birthday present koff KOFF* =)))) and i hope laopo will zhichi me toooooo. ok la i know you will. show your love more la~~~~ abit gan jue bu dao HAHAHAHA see la so high after that we'll help that last leg of the team to get back on form, although there shouldnt be too much of a problem. everyone expectations high yi dian! we must close up the gap and do even better! jiayoujiayoujiayou
last year we shot:384, 380, 395. 1159. this year. we will shoot. and aim for the stars. we're reaching.
=D tissue havent been posting for a longlong time AND TATS NOT THE RITE THING TO DO. cos tissue is a good girl and should update tis blog more regularly. mus improve mus improve. i tink im really super noble. like just after napfa onli den i come back and post. suppose to go to cdans one.. budden i called mua (she din pick up phone) okay nvm skip the phone story. mua says no lanes for our shooters to trn (coughcough screw tat cdans sure scamming us de) but anyway since i dun think they would wan to stone there to wait for lanes so tat means i no need to go and join them! and coach is so cute yesterday mua and i were toking to coach mua asked her sth random den tissue started toking rubbish coach jus conveniently forgot about mua and rubbished with me den after tat shes like EH I REALISE I ALWAYS GO OUT OF POINT WITH ZIJIN AROUND ahahahahahahaha so cute once again tissue is proved to be extremely influential. muahahhaha bwahahahhaa WAHAHAHAHA -choke- sorry.
okay so. OMG GUESS WHO I MET TODAY i saw ruthi daddy in the canteeennnnnn~~~ RUTHI DADDYYYYY shes still as red as ever still look so cooked (like seafood like tat) dunno y hahahahaha SO CUTE shes wearing the acsb uniform.. veri long never see her alreadyyyyy hahahahaha wheeeee MUA! JEALOUS OR NOTTT =D =D =D
today during lunch i was toking with my frens den unfortunately theres tis siyu person shes like completely gone crazy over tis ulu person called joe jonas (whos tat) okay anyway so she was toking about her fantasies of the future.. like u noe she will marry joe jonas den u noe.. after u get married.. u noe? tat thing..
-cough-
dun worry no R21 stuff here =D okay continue. so she was saying joe jonas so hot (okay i think he looks stupid) den surely a lot of other woman go buzz buzz around him so they will go migrate to somewhere isolated like NOBODY at all tat kind of place and artic regions is the best veri smart veri smart so i was asking her wad if global warming until so bad den the piece of ice-land thing they r standing on melt until tis big piece of ice they standing on jus float away from the mainland so she think a bit.. WAH SO ROMANTIC cos she say one day the piece of ice they standing on melt further den become smaller and smaller until one day onli one of them can stand on it so she say onli 2 scenarios. first one is joe jonas jump down..den she dun wan to part with him so jump also second is she jump down.. den she dun wan to part with him so drag him down before she drowns HAHAHAHAHA SO RETARDED
and yes tissue is quite happy today cos at least i managed to do 3 incline pull ups SUCH AN AMAZING IMPROVEMENT. tissue deserves praises/compliments/pats on back/thumbs up from everybodeh im so proud of myself. wahahahahahaha u all should be proud to have me as a fren. i mean it. =D
TERMINATED p.s. a lot of ppl told me change off tis terminated thing budden im not going to change it cos its the blog-tradition and it will be kept tis way =D
