=D
tissue veri happy!!
but shes veri sleepy too..
YAY I PLAY MAHJONG YESTERDAY NITE
AND EARNED EXTRA POCKET MONEY!!
wah now im no longer broke! =D

den didi was like crapping..
didi: eh jie wad u doin now?
tissue: oh playing mahjong and cards!!
didi: ~sthsth~ we shall play them in our nxt outing!
tissue: ~sthsth~ okay!!
didi: okay ar set ar!
tissue: yea den we can be caught by the police for illegal gambling
didi: oh den we can sit in front of the police post and play!!
tissue: might as well go in..got aircon somemore!
didi: yea yea den hair mus comb nicenice cos we will appear on front page!
-.-
waste my sms

okay and can i say i hate CLEP?!
okay I HATE CLEP!!!

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Thursday, February 15, 2007

yay!!
happy not-yet new year everyone!!!
we have successfully survived another horrigible vegetable year!
oh ya the onli reason y tissue is still alive now and posting crap
is cos we haven get back our maths results
but tissue wont be alive anymore after the cny
so i came here to bade goodbye
T.T





okay those who were happy for a moment thinking im gone
NOW BE SAD
wahahahahhahahahahaha
okay lor..i admit my maths suck
and i think i already lost 8 marks by copying a qn wrongly
*clapclap*
den our class the teacher say dun give us the paper back first
cos she wan us to have a good new year
==> we did badly
okay tats it
my sci still okay lar..other den bio
EEYER

now lets tok about sth happy!!

-silence-

okay i realise theres nth much to be happy about
OH YA
muachee tissue and SIL got presents on val's day!!
*SIL = short form of sister-in-law*
okay we bought it for ourselves
tissue got a poohbear!!
muachee got the eeoh!!
and ning got piglet!
same design one dam cute
AND THE POOH BEAR LOOKS LIKE ME!
wahahahahahhahahaha

oh ya den tat day on bus got a shock
the hc college bus stop there was like gonna explode already
so many ppl!
den got all kinds of weirdo balloons..
~neunundneunzig luftballons!~
such a bombarded place
o.o bombarded

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
tissue veri happy!
cos she slept a lot today..
finally i collect back all my sleep man
if not i die le lor..
i maths lesson also zzz
IH teacher sit beside me i also zzz
chinese lesson mus do compre still zzz
recess zzz
physics cant hear wad teacher toking so i zzz
chem do lame and boring experiment i zzz again
WAH IM SUCH A TELENTED SLEEPER
hahahahahahahahahaha
so shuang

muachee la diad bien tai con gian mak gun lot!
hahahahahahahahaha
nvm inside joke =D

cheerios!

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# posted by So Cliché at 11:11 PM

Saturday, February 10, 2007

am i suppose to update tis place?
okay i should be
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
tissue finished up 2 big boxes of cookies today!
A-L-O-N-E
=D =D =D
pro rite
ya duh..tats so expected of tissue
and i woke up around 4 =D
pm not am**

WAH I FEEL SO ENERGETIC TODAY
OMG HOW!!
i think i eat too much le
den somemore so much sleep
sth like battery over-charged
EH NOT BAD!
TAT MEANS MORE EFFICIENCY AT WORK
budden it din really apply to me lar...
wednesday maths test
wth and im still slacking around

DAM SUEY LAR
next week by right its moelc's e-learning week
BUDDEN OUR CLASS DUN HAVE!!
i forgot wads the reason..
i think its something like..teacher have to go for the germany trip in june
so she will be missing a lot of lessons
tats y next week add extra for us
WALAO EH
den according to her..we will be singing and dancing in class
-.-
german songs + folk dance
WTH LIKE TAT NEED EXTRA TIME TO LEARN ONE MEH!?!?
and den hor..the trip is in june
which means its somewhere during our holidays
EVEN IF SHES NOT AWAY WE ALSO DUN HAVE LESSONS ONE WAD!!
dunno wads wrong with her lor so crap

so next week hor..
i think moelc can prepare some extra glass windows
cos tissue made up her mind to sing EXTRA LOUD!
woooooooots!!
glass-breaking session~!
GET HIGH MAN~!
tralalalalala~lalala~lalala~!

yea budden tissue veri sad she cannot go for the germany trip
wait pause correction
"yea budden tissue veri sad she cannot apply for the germany trip"
cos shes a PR not a CITIZEN
walao so unfair..
i read the pledge and sing the national anthem every morning
how come i dun even get the chance tat others got lor..
den scholarship also..
nvm lor fine lor

yea i heard someone saying tat drinking lots of water saves the skin
tissue is turning into a water barrel already
how come my skin condition still like tat?!?!!?
eeyer so screwed up
everything also so screwed up
okay nvm tats quite expected of tissue too =D

cheerios!!

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# posted by So Cliché at 10:53 PM

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

=D
long time no see tissue!
miss my zhao pai smiley or not!?
=D =D =D

wheeeeee!
today tissue veri HIGH!!!!
woooooooooots!
tralala~!
puppy power!
okay its got nth to do with puppies
IM JUS HIGH COS I GET TO SLACK!
(temporarily)
cos her 3 sci tests are all done!
tissue can go fly kite already!!

currently tissue is going on a diet
-.-
okay nvm u noe i wont last
hahahahahahaha!
veri sad can!
tat day at the stupid obs health checkup thingy..
my height which is supposedly 170 became 169.3!!
den worse still..my weight increased by a lot OMGWTFBBQ
okay so tissue chose to believe tat its a blunder made by the retarded machine
and live in a world of self-delusion
budden i realise i have to face the reality!

oh ya..lately tissue has got serious banana problems
her kitchen is like some kind of home for the monkeys
with tonnes of bananas..
i tot ppl chinese new year is eat mandarin oranges one?
how come my family so funny eat bananas ar?
o.o
or maybe i think my mama too stressed
den cannot differentiate between bananas and oranges
O.o
okay its time to teach her how does each fruit looks like..

and hor..tissue really felt like such a nice person on tuesday
she sacrificed her bao3 gui4 time to go safra for the sake of the juniors!
-standing ovations-
*tissue bows and curtsey*
*tissue exit stage*

~ENCORE ENCORE ENCORE!!~

*tissue goes on stage again*
okay..
she sacrificed her bao3 gui4 time to go safra for the sake of the juniors!
=D =D =D
-adoring fans cheering like baboons-

yea i should be one of the most angelic seniors around..
thank u thank u

and i did sth else even ANGELIC-ER!!
i gave a lane to sammy poh!
(so now sammy poh owes me a favour! yay~!)
where can u find such a nice person?
a person who respect her seniors and dotes on her juniors?
there really should be a statue of tissue-the-great lor..

~imagine tissue standing in the Raffles-pose~

and btw i think im dying for my maths
MY MATHS SUX!!
wth wads wrong with my smart brain cells
everytime i see numbers i wanna faint
its natural..
but its okay de lar..
someone like tissue so INTELLIGENT
wont have problem with anything de!
wads the big deal lor!
maths onli wad
my maths sux onli wad
at most die onli wad!
its not the first time dying wad!
wad wad wad wad wad!!!!
~waddle waddle quack quack waddle waddle quack!~

=D
cheerios!!

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# posted by So Cliché at 5:33 PM

Sunday, February 04, 2007

some ppl think i cant make it
some ppl think i can make it
some ppl hope i wont make it
some ppl hope i would make it
she dunno if i can make it
she dun care if i can make it
do u think i can make it?
well i think i can
i can.

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Labels: tissue =D

# posted by So Cliché at 4:15 PM

Thursday, February 01, 2007

quote of the day: ICE LEMON TEA MUS HAVE LEMON INSIDE!!!

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# posted by So Cliché at 8:55 PM

yea..so tissue said she will blog more today
though not many ppl visit tis stupid blog..
tissue mus have wadeva-lity and do as she promised!
=D
everyone mus learn from tissue the role model okay!?!!
good xD

yea so er..2 days ago..
-short term memo tissue forgot wad happened..-
oh ya! tissue and jiaming lugged 2 boxes of pellets to safra from school
-.-
super heavy lar..
if it ever drops and hit ur feet rite..
i think tat toesies part will be flat
den veri squashed up..
the crushed bones mixed with the crushed muscles and skin..
looks like delicious strawberry jam..
=D =D =D

oh ya! before goin to safra returned the umbrella to slacker
by the time i saw him his face got the super sianed look..
so tissue realised shes quite late =\
and den the first thing he said when he saw jiaming and i was:
wah pellets! i wan!
wth hc no pellets isit
-.-
budden tissue felt dam accomplished tat day lar!!
she did sooooo many things!
so got initiative somemore..
nyshooting is so lucky to have tissue in the club
(hahahahahaahahahahahah!)
same goes to those who noes me..
DAM LUCKY LAR U ALL!!
=D =D

safra now got a lot of jc ppl coming in
vjc cjc mjc and etc
(etc sounds like a school as well)
den super cramped up..no lane for us
WORSE STILL!
coach li put our bookings for lanes to the 5.30 detail
tat means we cant shoot from 3.30!!
but no worries man!
tissue to the rescue =D =D
-superman music playing in the background-
budden veri stupid can..finally after tissue pia-ed for the lanes..
NO PPL THERE TO SHOOT!
all the nyshooters not at safra yet
-.- slow mo de ppl
made me run around like madwoman/madmotherhen

yea so after all the hardwork and stuff..
tissue realised she cannot trn
cos 1. she din bring her glove along
-.-
and 2. she din bring clothes to change
OMGWTHBBQ

OH YA!
tissue wanna say she din die for the physics!!
but din do veri well also lar i suppose
all my answers a bit sotsot one
cheerios ppl!!
-waving blue nose bear-
(which means cya on msn)

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# posted by So Cliché at 12:05 AM