Our thoughts oh so totally Random =)

wad is tissue doin here in the middle of the night
posting some rubbish on a blog when she got physics test tmr?
okay nvm..genius like me dun have to study also definitely full mark de
ya so no prob! =D =D

but actually tissue is ready to drown tmr during the test
cos basically our teacher mr potato chan dun teach anything
he goes faster den bullet train..
dun explain anything and skip farfar away to stupid qns
so now tissue is a bit blurblur already
and i think muachee they all r jus as blur
-.-

okay anyway..tissue realised mr junhong has been acting cute on our tagboard
(though not say veri cute)
but to make myself clearer..
i mention in the tag tat he BEHAVES like gay
BUT!
he is not!!!
(i say tis in case he sue me for defaming ._.)
and so er..i dunno wad to say

den er..oman i really dunno wad to post
maybe stop here ba..
after my test den i tok more crap
cheerios!!

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# posted by So Cliché at 11:20 PM

lalalala..
tissue jus saw sth on my table..
the dearest pistol card which i shot a 10 on
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
hahahahahahahahaha
i tot i can shoot 9 veri pro already..
but somehow i managed to shoot a 10!!!!
u noe?
a 10?
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
okay lar i noe its pure luck..no nid to suan me anymore
budden i still VERI HAPPY!!
hahahahahahahahahaha
tats like around 5 days ago when i shot it and till now i still so high
hahahahahahahahahaha
WOOTS!
LETS GET HIGH EVERYONE!!

today dam productive
i spent most of my time toking crap with my darling lilan
who was meddling with my msn chat windows
-.-

oh ya and i think my chinese teacher likes me alot
=D
of cos..who wont like angelic tissue?!
he go give me such an crappo mark for my crappo compo
but although dun deserve..
i still quite happy about it!
yay!!!
hahahahahaha
oh ya!
a lot of ppl taking part in monthly shoot..
someday tissue shall go whack with the 300 too!
muachee and sushee!!
come suffer with tissue okay?
so er..
GOOD LUCK TO THE PPL IN MONTHLY!!
and anyone shooting near tat freaky elephant pls use his face as target!
thnx thnx =D
cheerios!

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# posted by So Cliché at 10:53 PM

i repeat: I AM NOT CALLED WU ZAN ZAN!!
=.=
so regretted letting jiamin tag lar!
walao..bao4 such a huge secret of mine..
><

okay..so to save myself from further troubles..
tissue shall explain and hopefully muachee can stop acting hysterically..
yea..so once upon a time..a DAM CUTE baby aka tissue was born..
=D
den tissue's ahma see i so cute..decided to give me a cute name!
yea..so she started calling me zanzan -.-
wth
i buried tis secret for like..14 YEARS already..
den suddenly jiamin dug it out..
WAH I WANNA SHA1 REN2 MIE4 KOU3!!!
wahahahahahahahaha

den today in safra a bit de emo lor..
am i reaching my menopause!?
omg omg omg omg
okay nvm tats impossible
shootshoot halfway dam pissed..
dunno pissed at wad also lar..jus super pissed
den started toking to muachee
somehow i became even pissed-er!!
(no im not pissed at muachee..)
so i started to think about the club..
thinking about the people around me everyday..
hahahahahahahaha
a lot lar..so i decided to cry!

walao eh..
budden the 3 extra hc person dam noisy
so spoil my crying-mood
den somemore jiayi was yelling at hongchan for touching the tip of his chopsticks
-.-
how to cry under such circumstance?!
but after tat when hugging jiaming muachee and angela really made me feel better..
dunno if we appeared les o.o
nvm we r anyway..
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
no lar jus jking
=D

so after tat tissue not scared die and trned again..
until knee hurt..
trn for around 5 min or so suddenly ppl started popping by
carol: eh tissue u okay or not?
-carol left after tissue nods head-
muachee: eh tissue u dun be too sad le okay?
-muachee left after tissue nods head-
jiaming: zijin..if u got anything u can call and tok to me about it okay?!
-jiaming left after tissue nods head-
mish: eh zijin if theres anything bothering u..jus voice it out!
-mish left after tissue nods head-
coach li: yu3 guo4 tian1 qing2 le?
-coach li left after tissue nods head-
TSK!
wad good relationships i have with my teammates and frens
life is so nice with them around..
yea..den expectedly tissue started laughing half an hour later..
-.-
switch so fast..hahahahahaahha!

oh ya before i forget..
thnx chinkie/chinky/chinkee..wadeva lar
for lending me the umbrella!!
suddenly so nice..haha!
and tat crapper junhong
DAO ME IN SAFRA LAR!
dao dao dao..
dao smelly arrogant black chaota face..
xD
nvm he got his retribution by having to stand facing elephant during monthly
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
junhong saved a lot of other innocent lives by doin so..
we r proud of u!
=D
cheerios!

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# posted by So Cliché at 11:00 PM

whoa..
i think im dying any minutes from now..
im simply too old to survive..

today at safra tissue dam dumb
i went to buy veg-rice for ah gu and myself..
at the road there saw junhong with a packet of food
and was running like mad across
den the hair fly fly jump jump
-.-

ya..so later tissue buy finish and returned back to safra..
we were about to dig in when suddenly..

-silence-

TISSUE REALISED SHE FORGOT TO TAKE SPOONS AGAIN!!
*note the again*
its the dunno-how-many-times tat happened to me since start of dec hols
Y Y TELL ME Y!?

den later trn halfway mr tan came..
suddenly he became super nice dunno y..
hahahahahahaha!
yea den he brought some food and drinks..
WHERE CAN U FIND SUCH A NICE TIC?!
*boot-licking in process*
hahahahahahaha!

aiya..nth to blog about..
so sian
so unlike my life during the holidays which r packed with idiotic stories
now i squeeze myself dry also cannot think of any
eeeeesh..
sorry for the sian-ess
tis post is posted for the sake of posting
sorry for the sloppiness
i promise the nxt post will be much better
=D
cheerios!!

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# posted by So Cliché at 8:51 PM

><
tissue is really getting old..
WAH WAH WAH!!
T.T

today when i reached home opening the door with my key..
the key cant seem to poke into the hole!!
so tissue was squeezing it
budden din work..
" dun tell me i went to wrong house?!"
*drip sweat*
i check check around..
and saw my frenly neighbours' kitty
so i was in the right place..
OMG DEN HOW COME CANNOT OPEN DOOR?!
"dun tell me mama change the lock?"
*turning wet tissue*
so i called mama and confirm..
turned out to be wrong too..
so tissue decided to try to open the door again..
-panicpanic-
i was about to call a locksmith when suddenly..

-silent-

tissue realised she is using the safra locker key
-.-

how to cheerios anyone tell me?!

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# posted by So Cliché at 8:28 PM

sometimes when someone tries to be nice
and easy-going..
it really dun mean tat he/she should be trampled on
pls understand tis simple logic
and stop being annoying
thnx

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# posted by So Cliché at 10:20 PM

-.-
tissue fell down and rolled down the staircase
when shes chasing after her runaway dog.
how nice a weekend
><

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# posted by So Cliché at 3:15 PM

eesh!
tissue wanted to go safra today..
budden heard tat got monthly shoot
o.o
isit today or nxt week?
nvm tissue blur already
my mum wont allow me to go anyway..

things tissue-mama would ask when tissue wanna go out:

1. where u going?
2. u go there for wad?
3. u go for how long?
4. u go there with who?
5. r u sure no other ppl r going?
6. wad time can u come back?
7. anyone i dunno is going with u?
8. y u always go there?

WTH

and hor..
tissue got a qn here..
how come i see everyone like so flustered over their sec3 life ar?
veri stressful meh...
the stuff taught veri hard meh..
y tissue dun feel the pressure ar?
isit because tissue too insensitive to stress?
or isit because tissue dunno wads going on
den blurblur tats y haven realise the pressure?
nvm nvm

hahahaha
jiaming always bushuang tissue buying gummy bears..
budden after i buy she still kope from me..
everytime when shes around my gummy bears disappear veri fast
-.-
hahahahahahhahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
okay not funny
BUT TISSUE VERI HIGH!
woooooooots!
lalalalalalalalalalala!
poke poke poke poke poke!!
hoo-ga-sha-ga-whooooooooooosh!

...
nvm im used to zi high already
sorry for being spastic here cos i really dunno wad to blog about
=D =D
(oh no..the random-crap standard of tis blog is dropping!!)
SOMEONE HELP TISSUE!!

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# posted by So Cliché at 6:01 PM

today is the first time in how many million light years tissue felt stress
blardie homework assignments
blardie project proposals
blardie maths worksheet so waste my time
BLARDIE HELL LAR
but anyway..in case anyone worried for tissue out there..
tissue is coping fine!
jus felt like ranting aimlessly on the blog
haven done so for a long time..
hahahahahahaha!
im trying to be in a pms mode
><

so i was toking with tis fren online..
and discussed about school
soon we concluded tat:
WE WAN TO GO BACK TO KINDERGARDEN!!!
=D
so smart rite!
tissue tot of it one..
cos rite..u see ar
in k1 k2 days..
we spend our time colouring and colouring
den sometimes play play dough
if not play masak masak
at most count 1 2 3 and recite a b c
SO DAM HAPPY LAR!

budden now everything also become so complicated..
123 mus multiply den divide den square den cube root den wadeva shit
FOR WAD?!
den abc also mus say in flowery way..
den stupid poems mus tok until to beat around bush
FOR WAD?!
din ppl say simplicity is the best?!

oh ya..remember last time in kindergarden..
tissue was pissed off by tis boy whos twice my size then..
i forgot wad he did lar..
but something like tore more drawing or wad..
GUESS WAD?!
tissue bashed him up!
wheeeeeee!
so pro rite!
i still remember veri clearly lor..
i grabbed his head and go hit the ground
-ouch-
den his 2 front teeth dropped
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
okay..tat sounds so violent
moral of story: dun piss tissue off!

CHEERIOS!!

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# posted by So Cliché at 11:24 PM

><
tissue is here to apologise for a lot of things..
IM SORRY~!
BUT I REALLY DIN DO THE FOLLOWING ON PURPOSE!

1. pon 3rd lang

=\
sometimes 3rd lang is really veri de sian
i din mean to pon!
tissue has always been a veri positive learner!
but somehow..she dun feel like going for german today
reason: i got headache!
reason of headache: i slept too much yesterday!
=D =D
how come the reason sounds so unreasonable..
but anyway..its true!
so praypray tat the dearest frau schwardolf wont kill me
*manimanimoomanimanimoomanimanimoo*
-above = prayers-

2. being sotong and din see my di..

><
sorry di!
u cant blame me for not spotting u!
cos..u too..miniature!
budden after i saw u le den got wave and flash my angelic smile!
so i should be forgiven =D
BTW
where r u going so sneakily with HER ar?
go WHERE do WAD huh?!
school start le still got time go date..
happy lor u..
to think ur poor jie has to feel so guilty jus for ponning 3rd lang to rest..
aren't u ASHAME of urself?!
mus study more geddit?!
good boy..

3. being super cock eye and daoed er..3 person

=D
sorry!
i dunno if u all read tis blog lar..
budden i write tis here make me feel better..
later i bottle everything up den..
ONE DAY!
tissue will go berserk!
AR AR AR AR AR!!!
okay..im already a madwoman anyway..
hahahahahahaha
ya back to the point...i met tis daniel(sec 4 one) alex and ryan
den!
i saw the D&A!
(sounds like dna)
but i din see ryan!
due to the fact tat i dun really noe d-n-a..
i din wave or say hi or tok etc
den on the bus i stood beside ryan i also din realise
UNTIL
i almos fell on the bus and knock into him
wah den he super fierce:
WU ZI JIN! WAD U DOIN?!
o.o
sorry can..i din mean to be so unstable..
(reminds me of chemistry..)
ya..so i hello him..
budden he complain i dao

T.T

TISSUE WHERE GOT DAO!?
i veri nice and angelic one can..
so friendly somemore..
i really din see den din tok one wad..
=D =D

oh ya!
jiamin is coming over to my house later..
for wad leh?
cos!
she got ballet lesson and she wan to pon..
so she fake fake leave her house
and camp at my house until 7pm
._.
now i noe y tissue become so lazy and pon 3rd lang already!
cos she got frens who r BAD INFLUENCE!
ya..tat MUST be the reason
=D
innocent and pure tissue!
wheeee!
hahahahahahaha
cheerios~!

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# posted by So Cliché at 3:34 PM

._.
yea..tissue is somehow jinxed these few days
she kept doin the wrong thing and silly stuff
=\
HELP ME ANYONE!

okay..shall trace back all the way to..
yesterday!
=D
wah..im boiling already
so basically..tissue and her fren boarded the wrong bus from school..
and ended up somewhere at ghim moh language centre

...

ya..dun ask me how come i so blur
i din do tat on purpose..
anyway! continue with the story...
so tissue reached ghim moh language centre
and decided to walk to the nearest mrt station to take mrt to bishan
._.
so we arrived at beuna vista (spelling a bit sot)
after spending like..1 hour on the mrts STANDING..
we reached bishan!
TA-DAA!
it was raining elephants and giraffes

...

being extremely diligent and responsible..
we din wan to miss too much of the class
tissue and fren ran all the way with tis small umbrella to moelc
by the time we reach i became wet tissue
-.-
BUT
the worse thing is..
jus around the same time we reach..
the rain MIRACULOUSLY STOPPED
wow man
how lucky
and later did we realise tat...
we could have taken bus from bishan mrt station there
all the way to the moelc's shelter gates
@#$%&!%$@#

tuesday..today!
a bit dumb -.-
COS AFTER WAITING FOR SO LONG..
tissue-mama called unexpectedly and ordered me to go home
=> tissue din get to trn
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks!

somemore i was suaned by tat slacker chinky winky (haha!)
-the above name is justin teach me say one..im innocent-
everything also kena suaned
skin..
culinary skills..
school hours..
etc etc
tats not the worse part..
the chammest one of all: MY TEAMMATES DIN EVEN STAND ON MY SIDE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh ya..
i realise chongfu produce strange students
other den the elephant whos already quite scary..
tissue got 2 juniors in shooting who rears BUGS
and they even take the BUG out for A WALK
omg omg omg
-tissue fainted on the spot-

I HATE BUGS!
I HATE ANY CREATURE WHICH HAS GOT 5 LEGS OR ABOVE!
(5 legs is becos in case any 6 legged creature is born handicapped)
AR!
AR AR AR AR AR!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!
-tissue is turning hysterical-

cheerios!

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# posted by So Cliché at 7:59 PM

today a bit suey
yet a bit lucky
so all in all today is a normal lucky-suey-day
._.

after cca thingy in school..
went back to yishun with ahmei
holding tis huge empty luggage
(bring to safra to pack the stuff)
WAH
miracle happened!

-expectant readers-

two 852s came together!
the first one was like super squeezy
i think if i board tat bus rite..
it wont be as packed as sardines man
it would be as squashed as tuna le
den got those blindblind ppl..
who diedie also mus CHIONG AR! chiong onto tat bus
so retarded..
unlike tissue whos dam smart and observant
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yea anyway..tissue boarded the 2nd bus which is quite empty
and found a sit!
-pls understand tat finding a sit on 852 at 6+pm is a miracle-

yea..so after tat tissue went to safra alone..
dragging the stupid luggage which is making a lot of noise
den i took 812 at the bus interchange
while i was waiting for the bus to come..
theres tis boyboy with his mum
den tat boyboy stare at the suitcase like stare at candy like tat
SUDDENLY!
he turned at said to the mum
boyboy: mummy!
mum: wad?!
boyboy: there got suitcase!
mum: so?
boyboy: inside got bomb den will BOMBA! kill all the ppl!

-tissue faints dramatically-

like wth lor..
i look like terrorist meh..
like use common sense also will noe ppl from those terrorist countries hor..
wont have so perfectly-pimpled skin lor
=D =D

but anyway..
i onli stayed a while in safra since theres no lanes left
den pack here pack there..
and went home!
on the way home rite..
tissue saw tis 3 super tiny kitties
hiding at a corner near the stairs
dam poor thing lar!
they r like quite wet..den shivering
somemore they looked at me with tis pitiful face
so tissue being super angelic
and one who loves animals a lot..
sacrificed my fish and chips!
wah..so till now i haven had dinner =\

eeesh
everyone is getting so secretive..
eening also..
muachee also..
wq's theory is soooo true!
"love can transform people into hypocrites"

i shall be off to pray for the return of my dinner
*praying in process*
cheerios!!

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# posted by So Cliché at 8:38 PM

ok
so muachee decided not to slack and update today
LOL
because!
korkor go army
LOL
he call then immediately i scream
then haha i ask if he botak.
:D:D
then after that..
*take care!*then kena snatched from parents le
LOl
suddenly the phone is like so wanted in my family
cause normally noone even bothers to pick up the fone.
^^
anw
my brudder
one kind one
never say byebye to me
hehe mummy says one ny girl went to send her brudder off can
CHAO FUNNY

mm
muachee misses her brudder
cause noone fight with her
the room door is always open now
and when we hungry normally muacheenag+korkornag=papa buy
now:muachee nag-korkornag=papa maybe no buy
sian hor..
operation starvation
haha no la..
anws

sch start le!
sian lor
why the exclamation make me sound so enthu
okok change abit
sch start le...
its an awfully boring thing to discuss so..
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# posted by So Cliché at 9:53 PM

omg. tissue is so glad tat she can blog!
wheeeeeeeee!
i wan to take tis opportunity to thnx my frens
thank u all for not helping tissue solve tis prob with the blogger
thnx for letting me experiencing hell
also..i wan to thank the fellow shooters out there
thank you for not tagging here to keep tis place alive
im veri grateful to everyone's effort
last but not least..
i wan to thank my DEAREST b'div teammates
thanks a million a billion times for not updating tis blog
thanks for being lazy and slack
and pushing all the work to angelic tissue
@&$#%&@%#$

tissue is having veri mixed feelings rite now..
hahahahahaha!
dunno to be happy or sad
i mean..
i dunno if im happy or sad
but! lets jus pretend im happy
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

hahahahahahahahaha
suddenly tot of my new chinese teacher
DAM CUTE CAN
hahahahahahahahaha
super cute lar he!
toot toot one..
den partially bald..
somemore in between his front teeth got tis huge gap
hahahahahahahahaha
i see his face i wanna laugh already!

but rite..tis person quite pro can
phd in some chinese thingy
den study at some top unis in china
the chinese standard sure dam high one
so dun match his face
AND!
by "pro" i dun mean getting a degree
i mean getting a degree in a subject called CHINESE
wth wth wth
CHINESE?!
can u believe it?!
tis guy actually studied chinese for so many millions of years?!
if tissue were him sure gone case

suddenly thot of a person i haven seen for quite a long time
last time when tis person was around..
i din really treasure the time spent
now tat tis person is like..dunno where..
=\
one day will meet again de hor..?
ya..hope so..

haiz...tissue is finishing her pimple lotion and antibiotics le..
but how come the pimples still there?!
they think they permanent residents on tissue ar..
even citizens of a place will migrate de lor..
><
if really really no hope le den go skin centre ba..
and see wad the docdocs there can do to my skin
if not tissue give up le =\

BUT!
hahahahahahahahahaha
today is generally a nice day!
hahahahahahahahahaha
hope the sec1s selected tis year can be of good attitude
im really disappointed when i see juniors coming for auditions
when u ask them : y u wan to join shooting?
answer: cos the shooting club jacket is nice!

...
...
...

cheerios =D

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# posted by So Cliché at 6:51 PM

today the blogger a bit sotsot
i posted so many times all kena flushed away
WTH
but anyway..
im jus trying to say tat..
tis place wont die with tissue around
=D =D
tissue is VERI responsible
as responsible as tissue
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE
new simile!
pick it up everyone!

yea..so muachee went trning alone
WALAO LOR
DIN EVEN CALL ME ALONG
EVERYTIME LIKE TAT ONE LOR
but its okay.
tissue is veri magnanimous
she shall trn on her own and stop bugging muachee
so i shall learn to survive in safra...
tissue must be independent!
but now it would be much better..
cos tissue got more frens in safra already!
at least she wont be treated like an alien!
at most she would be treated like a mad woman..
><

hahahahahahaha
feel like scolding 2 person rite now
no no no
make it 3
THE THREE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE STATE TISSUE IS IN NOW!!!
cant guess nvm
can ask tissue personally
=D
today was dam boring..
oh wait..
everyday after school was boring.
onli friday a bit more exciting
or i can say a bit more crazy!
tissue fell down on 852 on her way to safra
say WOW
thnx
somemore got a shooter on the bus
EVEN COACH LI WAS THERE
but!
i think they din see..
*pray they din see*
if not tissue really super dam malu
regarding how i fell..
i shall blog it nxt time
cos!
i really dun wan to risk typing too much
in case tis post get flushed again
cheerios!

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# posted by So Cliché at 8:55 PM

tissue new year resolution:
do well for b'div

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# posted by So Cliché at 8:26 PM

hahahahahahahahahahaha
tissue's name might be changed to WU DENG PAO!
hahahahahahahahahahaha
im a little deng pao burning bright~!
okay..sorry to anyone whom i disturbed with my bright light.

ya..so last day of freedom
good luck to everyone
maybe tissue wont be appearing often
depends lar..
if i can cope well den of cos more time to tok crap
but if i diedie tat kind den i think this place wont be so crap le
but!
to all my adoring fans:
dun worry!
someone so smart like tissue would most likely be alright
HAHAHAHAHA

and wad should i bring tmr ar?
i haven pack my bag..
but dun bother to pack anyway
OMG
reminds me!
i got 4 SUPER OVERDUED books!
i think they can celebrate their 1st year anniversary with tissue le can
hahahahahahaha
okay not tat overdue lar..
but i think i sure kena booked le
tissue is kena booked becos of books
=\
nvm lar.
at most do some cip in the library..
still got aircon..
EH!
SOUNDS NOT BAD!
=D =D =D

go make dinner le
cya everyone!
auf wiedersehen~!
cheerios!

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# posted by So Cliché at 6:56 PM

congratulations to everyone who has arrived in 2007 alive!
*woots!* *whistles!* *pops!* *clapclap!* *wheeeeeee!*
okay..enough of those crap

lets look back on 2006..
its quite an eventful year for our club
we achieved a lot
there were happy moments..
there were sad and frustrating ones too
i shant list them out..
but most ppl should noe wad im refering to
but is another beginning of a brand new year rite?
so lets put it behind us..
and frens always =D

for 2007...
its a year filled with excitement and competition
i dunno wads gonna happen to our b'div team nxt yr
but somehow if i make it to the team
even if im jus a reserve..
i would still give my 800% support like wad i did in 06.

wishlist:
shooting club camp!
b'div and c'div gold!
more bonding with seniors and juniors!
more time to trn in safra!!!
more frens in safra!!!
(anymore wishes to add on pls edit my post)

i wish u a happy new year
i wish u a happy new year
i wish u a happy new yeeaaarrrrrrr
and a..
even happier new year!
(i cant put merry xmas u see..)
cheeeeerios!

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# posted by So Cliché at 4:02 PM