Our thoughts oh so totally Random =)

hahahaha!
hicks.
jus had some beer..
okay i admit its not SOME
its quite a lot..
2 and half bottles
=\
and now im glad im toking with sense..
ya..i noe im still not legal to drink alcohol
but who cares..
not bad..at least i can hold my liquor well..
-tissue floated away-

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# posted by So Cliché at 8:41 PM

hmm..i really really really wan muachee to stay in brunei
she update more often den tissue when shes there
GOOD JOB MUACHEE!
yea..so 1st jan u dun have to come back le lar hor..?
u can stay in brunei and continue flying kite le
when tissue is present..
u r not much needed
=D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D
jus jkin..
tissue is not so evil

ya..so my mum went to do tis facial thingy today
den the person was like..need to check her skin condition
hahahahahahahahaahhaah
den my mum dunno english
so she say: see my face
den the person stared at her face for around 5 minutes..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
so spastic lar!
and its like..the 2 of them jus looked at each other can?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH
dam rubbish lar!
i was beside them den laughing
den they like stoning..omg omg
im dying of laughter

ya..so i got nth much to write about already..
and i think i MIGHT NOT be able to make it on tuesday
*highlight MIGHT NOT*
*italic*
*bold*
*extra large*
hahahahahahahaahhaahhahahaha
im still not over the previous incident
pls imagine the scene..

ya so tats all for today folks!
=D =D
the rest let muachee update
tire her as much as possible before she comes back
if not when she come back no one post already
squeeze her dry!
wahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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# posted by So Cliché at 7:38 PM

hahaha muachee is back!!
oohmygod
i think susheedarling tissue me and carol want me to stay permanently in brunei man
since i only update when im here
:D:D
mm
see i just started and i cant crap ler
tissue lor!
all your fault
nrever teach me how to crap
you know that muachee me very slow slow one
then dont teach me
so bad one..

haha anws
down here is heaven
the cds
clothes
wah good good price man!

lol
ohyeah
THANKYOU FOR BUYING MY BOOKS!!!
though i hope you not blur enuf go buy wrong book/wrong course/ wrong year/not even in book list book
mm
we shld all knoe your blurdingdong-ness by now
:0
budden
i still love tissue for helping me!!
yayy
OHYEAH
tuesday how
where meet do what
i dno eh..

update here ba
then or monday night lor.
hehe
then

mm

you finished your commonwealth? ^^;
and annd can train redi not?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDd
TANKAIYUN!
i found your cds
but dno whether is correct one
haha
dbsk can le lah hor?
^^;

what else.
emm
whoever said having 22cousins were a good thing
huh huh
they all attack me can
piang eh
WAHHHHHHHH

emm
then
goodnight!
haha short post coz they fan-ing me so
buhbye!!!

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# posted by So Cliché at 10:23 PM

muachee mus be loving tissue SO MUCH
she should be REALLY GRATEFUL to me by now
i finally bought her the textbooks!
happy or not ahchee?!
if u r happy and u noe it say: happy!
if u r happy and u noe it say: happy!
if u r happy and u noe it
and u really wan to show it
if u r happy and u noe it say: happy!
hahahahahahahahahhaha
long time no see tis song le man
use to sing it until eathquake occurs
den a few days ago i was singing it
OMG.
tat might be the reason to the taiwan earthquake!
omg omg omg.

anyway..
tissue feel dam nice today
cos she done a good deed!
tats help poor old desperate muachee get her desired books
i went to school like SO EARLY
den listen to coach tok tok tok
slack a bit trn a bit
and went to buy!
den after tat i brought ur books on a tour
i brought them to safra where they smelled my smelly shoe
and got squashed by my heavy bag
=D =D

yea..shall stop boasting about my good deeds
in case anyone say i show off
=D
but however..godly ppl like me who r nice and angelic..
dun really get repaid at all
Y IS LIFE SO UNFAIR
-dun tell me life is never fair. i dun believe it-
yesterday dearest mum brought tissue to a docdoc
and let the docdoc treat my pimples
so docdoc prescibed some medicine
and told me tat my pimples thrive cos of genetic factors
and i have to cut down on "unhealthy food"
"unhealthy food" includes:

1. mango (i wan to cry..)
2. choco (tissue is already crying)
3. no dairy products ( meaning no cheese no milk etc)
4. no eggs (im dying)
5. no salty food (dam bland sia)
6. no spicy food (my curry and tom yam..)
7. no deep fried food (my fast food and western food...)
8. no sweet stuff (my cakes and desserts..)
9. no dark colour food (etc soy sauce..den i eat chicken rice how!?)
10. cut down on protein (docdoc say im allergic to protein ._.)
11. cut down on starch (DEN HOW I GET MY CARBO!?)
12. no tea no coffee (docdoc say im allergic to some wadevas inside)

okay..now everyone tell tissue how she should live her life
i think i can go to forest and survive on grass le
no food for tissue = torture!
okay..so after listening to the long list of banned food..
tissue told the docdoc..
tissue: i onli wan to cure my pimples
docdoc: i am treating ur pimples wad
tissue: u r helping me to lose weight too...
docdoc: ...

i think by the time my pimple healed..
i would have become a bamboo pole le
hur. hurhur.
i noe how she treat my pimples already man!
shes not treating them with medication!
shes starving the bacteria to death!
><
in the meantime she starves tissue as well..
-sniffsniff-
poor me..

BUT ANYWAY!
dun have to worry too much for me
cos i dun think i can last long
after living a few days without those stuff mentioned above..
tissue surely cant endure and go munching away de
so er..=\
hope the medication helps more

and tissue dam smart
one glance at daxiang' qn she noe the answer le.
like tis kind of ego ppl..
when they craft some qns..
usually its to show the good points
thus answer would be njc.
no nid to give my prize lar..
tats like too simple for me...

oh ya. forgot to say sorry for not updating tis blog
i have been slacking and chionging homework..
sadly i haven finish much
so er..maybe u wont be seeing tissue here tat often
cheerios!

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# posted by So Cliché at 8:40 PM

heyy ppl..
one more week to sch
:D:D
nono ): ):
yeah
ohman so fast hor..
im still here.

sushee go back ler!!!
miss darling!!!

u know ah.
the internet here is horigible... ):

msn sot sot liao.
keep crashing.
uncle say is dunno wad taiwan earthquake
then the dunno wad america cable broke down then bluh bluh.
anws
im cut from all contact from singapore!
sad sad

lol
anws..
enjoyy the last last last last few days..
hmm.
yupp
this post just to let ppl know me and cowcow havent die yet.
:D:D

missyall!
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# posted by So Cliché at 7:06 PM

on behalf of c'div 2006
carol eening shiing and zijin..

WISHES

EVERYONE

MERRY
CHRISTMAS!

# posted by So Cliché at 11:25 PM

one day before xmas..
not exactly a veri happy day for me
cos i quarelled with my mum over some stupid stuff
1. she dun wan me to go trning
2. she feel tat i need to change my name
3. she somehow thinks tat she gave birth to me and she got the right to control

lets tok about point 1 first..
wads wrong with trning during the holidays?
all i wan is to try my best and improve
cos once school reopens its hard to find time
and safra is not like a seedy place or wadeva
i do admit tat i might slack there at times
but other den tat we spent our time trning
wads wrong with being hardworking in sth tat i like?
studies is not the onli thing anyway
moreover my grades are still acceptable
y cant parents jus let us have some peace
and support us at the right time?

point 2..
change my name
tats stupid
personally i find no prob with my name
so wad it sounds the same as tissuepaper in chinese?
everyone noes me by my name
and if the name changes..
a lot of things jus cant remain the same
i like it becos its my name
im proud of it becos its the one and onli me
maybe ppl will be joking about my name
but at least they will remember tis particular person rite?

point 3.
i got nth to say about tis outdated opinion of parents
we r still teenagers who should have lives of our own
not like we would go around smoking or taking drugs etc
to parents...
孩子虽是借你而来
却不属于你;
你可以给他爱,
但不可以给他想法..
因为他有自己的想法.
如果你执意把孩子引上成人的轨道,
当你这样做的时候...
你正是在粗暴地夺走他的童年.

cheerios
and a merry xmas

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# posted by So Cliché at 2:27 PM

come everyone praise tissue!
-waiting..-
okay thnx!
why praise tissue leh?
actually got a lot of reasons..
like tissue is veri smart..tissue is veri angelic etc
but!
theres a special something tat happened today
which tissue is proud of and deserve some praises

-drumroll-
-drumroll-
-drumroll-

tissue woke up at 8am tis morning so tat she can kope denker lanes
=D =D =D
reader1: wads so special about tat?
well..as everyone can see
tissue sleeps a lot
her longest sleeping time is like..18.5 hours..
and average sleep needed per day is at least 14 hours
so tissue slept at around 11 or sth the previous nite
so tat she can wake up the nxt morning
after some calculations..tissue onli slept for..
9 HOURS?!
ONLI?!?!?!?!
she din even go online the previous nite lar!
like its the first time in how many yrs?!
den some frens were like smsing tissue
" eh. u okay or not? sick isit? how come din online?"
...
...
...

but unfortunately..
tissue's hardwork din pay off
coz when she finally reached safra
she found out tat the hc ppl were long queing up at the counter
and like..theres no chance of getting a denker lane
den there were no other lanes available
SO RUBBISH
so tissue and carol make do with the moving target lanes

due to the fact tat tissue dun like trning in the moving target room..
(reason is coz i dun like the huge mirror)
she started slacking and walked around the range
going in and out of the luggage room
opening the door..unpack and pack the stuff
eating sweets and sitting at the sofa
but something else tats bothering tissue is:
auntie cao jia ming haven come yet
when shes suppose to be here at around 9.30
so she arrived veri late later..
at around 11.30
so shes late for 2 hours
poor tissue worried for her sooo much!
turned out tat she woke up at 10am
...
...
...
tell me tissue suey or not
*background voices: SUEY SUEY VERI SUEY!*

den after trning for sometime..
tissue decided to go over to the bigger range and disturb sufen
but!!!
she found tat those line of ppl was gone!
so clever tissue made an inference: coach is giving a lecture
tissue carol and jiaming rushed to the meeting room
and went in to listen
so it was about the monthly shoot tmr
._.
like we really got join like tat
but nvm lar..juz take as early preparations for nationals
o.o
and tissue came out flat..
cos shes being badly squashed by carol
and tortured by sufen T.T

den towards the end of the trning session..
mr chin kiat became veri nice and offered me a denker lane
(cos ryan moved out)
like wth?!
i rather u spare me the denker early in the morning lor!!!
but nvm lar..kind intentions are appreciated
and tissue said sth veri touching!
chinkiat: eh u wan denker lane or not?
tissue: omg! got ar?
chinkiat: er ya. cos ryan went away
tissue: omg omg omg. how many denkers r free?
chinkiat: 1
-in the meanwhile..jiaming was looking at tissue with pitiful eyes-
tissue: erm..i think nvm lar
chinkiat: y?
tissue: COS FRENS ARE MORE IMPORTANT!
jiaming almos cried on the spot
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

lately tissue suspect tat shes addicted to gummy bears
=\
not onli gummy bears lar..
all the gummy products and sweets
how how how how how how how?!
tissue dun wan to become a fatty tissue
=\
fatty tissue..
sounds veri bio
maybe tissue should cut down on sugar intake
too unhealthy
-actually i jus dun wan to end up with the dentist-

tats all for today!
cos tissue veri sleepy..
i wonder wad will happen to me when school reopens
-OMG OMG OMG-
at most do wad i normally does lor..
(which is sleeping in class =D )
cheerios!

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p.s goodluck to those taking part in monthly shoot tmr
take it seriously and perform ur best
have confidence and let ur hardwork pay off
prove tat u can achieve good results
have fun in the last competition of 2006 =D

# posted by So Cliché at 7:28 PM

heyyo once again..
muachee blogging from another part of brunei due to househopping
so hard to find a comp here
anws
yupp
i blogged

hmm
tissue's training so hard
sushee fly to dunno where ler...
for some funny reason i cant go her blog..
TISSUEEEEE
why train so hard so scary

haha coach ah!!
why come back when i leave
chao sian..
hmm

OH YEAH THE MAIN POINT
DEATHNOTE TWO!!!!!!
i bet noone wants to wait till i come back then watch wit me :'(
muachee sad sad
tissue!! surely zao off to somewhere
sushee: surely go watch wit ._.
wq: somewhere playing the eupho
):):

i want want want to watch dntwooooo
-rolls on the floor and kicks legs violently-
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

okie
so
hmm brunei gt nothing to buy one seriously
so i bring back oil for u ppl and MYSELF to jiayou ba
lol
hmm

ohyeah
can someone tell me wth sushee went to...

ohwells
seeyall around!!
<33

SEE!!
i told tissue she could live on gummy worms.
dun believe me lors
muachee sign off ler
take carE!!

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OH YEAH DNTWO. :'(

# posted by So Cliché at 1:35 PM

oh my tian
oh my oh my oh my
muachee actually blogged!!!
tissue is sooooooooooooo touched!
i wan..i wan..i wan to cry!
muachee actually blogged..
FROM BRUNEI!
can u believe it?!
she dun even blog when shes in singapore!
._.

but tissue veri sad.
coz i cant get to see muachee until 1 jan
oman! omg!
muachee dun worry!
we will jiayou for training de!
come back asap okay!?
=D =D =D

yea..so tissue went to trn today
from (forgot wad time) and trned till 5.30
whee!
its a lot okay!
later tissue went to armoury
and got a shock
there were no more guns left!
so tissue yelled for meijun who yelled even louder for jones
and jones managed to dig out a 300 gun from a deepdeep corner
BUT!
tis 300 rifle dun have front sight!
so jones went even deeper and digdig for another 600
WHICH ALSO GOT NO FRONT SIGHT!
den smart tissue who got sharp eyes saw another gun
which is not veri nice..
but at least can use
=\
so tissue spent like 2 hours with tat handicapped gun
dam sad life

and anyone wans to noe how kiasu the hc ppl are?
some of them woke up at 7.30 am
travel all the way to safra from home
and reached here before safra opens or sth
and CHIONG AR!
to kope the denker lanes
._.
tissue has got no comments
and so tissue was trying to educate the hc sec 1s
coz in 3 yrs time they r most probably gonna be my juniors
tissue told them the importance of sleeping and sharing
its absolutely insane to wake up so early to chop lanes
and if they take the denkers all the time..
how can other ppl like angelic tissue train?
however..
their senior aka ryan who wore tis M18 shoes
tried to brainwash them
and accuse tissue of..some mental d..sth
i forgot wad he said
wad a bad influence!
no wonder the sec 1s like tat
shang liang bu zheng xia liang wai..

after tat went to eat lunch with some hc ppl
and basically i onli noe one person's name
and i learnt tat one of them has got no tastebuds
coz he practically spent his life eating at the coffee shop oppo safra
not tat tissue veri mean lar..
but the food there seriously not veri nice
but if anyone were to eat cai fan 3 times a day
(which was wad we did during nationals)
everyone would be sick of it
LIFE AT SAFRA IS SO PATHETIC

after lunch went back to trn yet again!
so super hardworking rite?!
tsk. tissue should trn more
and ppl were like asking me how come the other 2
(muachee and sushee)
were not there with me
so tissue decided to tarnish their reputation and said they wan to slack
=D =D =D
no lar..tissue not tat evil
tissue is super nice
and told them tat tissue has got a bad life
coz she dun have a rich family in brunei
neither does she have a sister who jus got married

oh ya!
and coach zhang a bit biased
(okay maybe not onli a bit)
after chester came or sth..
there were like no more lanes ( explain tis part later)
and so she was like walk to us..
tok tok a bit..
and pick tis veri suey hc sec 1
and asked him to give up his lane or sth?
hahahahahaahhaahahahah
den everyone else was like "phew! not me!"
den laughlaughlaugh
ya lar..a bit like gloating
but no choice lar
sec 1 mar..juniors wad
mus give more chance to seniors!
=D =D
wad an innocent scapegoat

and back to the "no more lanes" part
how come?
cos safra being veri shrewd and money-minded..
organised tis dumb competition ting
and ppl came in groups
like each group wear diff colour t-shirt
reminds me of the sports meet we have when in pri school
like every one will where the pe shirt of their "house"
den compete against each other
and did i mention tat they were dam noisy?
they flooded 4/5 of safra
took up at least 20 lanes
and they took like whole of safra's properties (rifles)
so tissue was like dam suey
cos after lunch when she came back there were no more weapons left
AGAIN
so i make do with tis 600..which is a bit weird
but at least better den the previous one i used
and whacked a few cards

and tissue found out sth!
actually gummy worms really not bad
and tissue is not the onli one who likes sweets
i will never survive my training if there were no sweets
but if tis goes on..
tissue will grow fat veri soon
=\

tissue leads such an unhealthy life style
but actually there r 2 sides to everything
for eg.
tissue sleeps too much makes her retarded
--> lots of sleep makes one more alert
tissue eats too slowly
--> eating slow aids digestion
tissue eats too much sweet and might cause her to become obese
--> eating sweets makes one smarter
=D =D =D
tissue is always right!
wheeeeeeeeeee!
ego ego ego
but!
self praise is good :)
everyone lets get ego!
cheerios!

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# posted by So Cliché at 6:28 PM

hey ppl! [muachee from brunei]
i heard that singapore and jb raining chao heavily
right right?
RIGHT??
see muachee so smart
no lah just kidding
aiya
bring umbrella out okayy?!
cause dont be so lazy like muachee whole day dont want bring umbrella then get wet
):

anws
coach is back issit.
hmm
ohman

muachee has bad news!
but good news too lah
the flight postponed to first jan
so see ya around ppl.
(: ):
see by the time i come back.
you all watch deathnotetwo ler
gonna forget bout me right!!
okay lor...
):):

ohwells
seeya all around!!
in safra
in school
school.

school!!
-digs for the commonwealth essay questions-
ohwells
lalala

SHOUTOUT to the laggers alliance: miss yall!!
tissue: continue crapping lah u. and and
your fall thing was funny.
you ah..
walk properly luhh..<33

muachee: haha thats me. extra <33!!

sushee: darling!! miss ya! hmm OMG TMRS YOUR BIRTHDAY!
happy happy birthday!!
fourteen liao.
like me!!
miss me ah!
and must wear the tshirt we gave you and ahem.
<33

markmark: go eat your biscuits dude..
will they ever run out..
lol see ya around!
<3 cannot too much later kena from._.

weiqi the blur/squirtle LOL: you you you
cut yourself some slack dude!!
stop blowing the eupho thing for awhile
AWHILE
let them heal man..
good luckks for the concert!!
and heng heng i no buy the tix..
or else cant go
JIAYOU jiayOU!
<3

cowcow/moomoo: hughug!! @@
LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

be careful when you go out ppl!!
see ya in one half weeks back at sch..
:'(
ohman tell me you havent done your commonwealths...
my shots are gonna suck bigtime when i come back =/
meanwhile
nanyang shooting jiayou!!
tissue and darling jiayou jiayou!!

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# posted by So Cliché at 4:21 PM

whee!
tissue is here to blog again =D
like im the onli one keeping tis place alive..
but its okay!
it makes my impt role more significant!
wahahahahahaha
muahahahahaha!
muacheecheecheechee!
(okay..no link)

tissue went to trn today!
soooooo hardworking!
i dragged myself out from bed lar!
its like the sky is leaking or wad
den rain rain rain dun stop
~rain rain go away!~
~come again another day!~
-tissue's voice juz broke a piece of glass-
yea..so despite the rain and cold..
tissue went to safra and trned for a long time
(actually i slacked a lot)
=D

den coach gave us a lecture
about the china trip thingy
...
...
...
like who cares!
and i realise its more tiring to tolerate her rubbish
den trning continuously for 2 hours...

*side track a bit*
gummy bears really rox!
wheeeeeeeeee!
eat gummy bears!
support gummy bears!
eating gummy bears make ppl become smarter!
as smart as tissue! (wahahahahah)

okay lar..gummy worms also not bad
but too long le..
den so soft and flimsy..
not nice to bite
den no taste..not juicy enough
(not like gummy bears veri juicy)

but but but!
the worst is the stupid gummy cola!
so yucky!
taste like..like..
cola!
._.
i mean it doesnt taste good lar..
yea!
so everyone plz support gummy bears or gummy worms!
=D =D =D
but!
dun buy finish everything..
leave some for tissue
thnx =D

*sidetrack ended*

okay..and i did sth a bit malu today
shall not mention here
in case got laughed at
hahahahahahahahahahaha
nvm nvm nvm
nth nth nth
><

today safra a bit de..packed
and the usual hardcore training ppl r there
hahahahahahahahaha!
like finally tat chin kiat din manage to get denker lane!
wheeeeeeeeeeee!
(okay..i admit im gloating)
but its time to give up denker to others!
always kope denker is not good!
but trning is good!
trn too much also not good!
dun trn even not good-er!
-tissue ran out of crap-

nvm..
maybe shall stop the post here
tissue need to replenish crap to crap
if not tis blog will lose its crappiness
OMG OMG OMG
tat shall not happen!
till tissue refilled her crap..
cheerios!
=D

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# posted by So Cliché at 4:22 PM

muachee has gone away for her holiday to celebrate her bd
><
tissue will miss u!
okay..i think everyone would..
okay den..to be special..
i shall dream of u! (omg..nightmare)
er..doe it sound a bit wrong..?
okay wait..tissue is strictly not les (hahahahahaha)
tissue is...(i wan to type bi..but shall make do with straight)
=D =D =D

*side track*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONCE AGAIN MUACHEE!
CONGRATS FOR BEING A 14 YR OLD! (like finally..)
WISH U DUN LAG AS MUCH!
WISH U GROW TALLER!
=D =D =D =D

*side track ended*

but seriously speaking..
muachee really quite good life lor..
still go celebrate bd until so da pai
tissue seldom celebrate her bds..
not even with my family..
tats dam sad lar!
den i remember got one yr..
my mum bought a large cake
budden my daddy away in china and shes not free
den i have to celebrate it alone
its like..light candle alone..
sing song alone..
blow candle alone..
make a wish..
den cut cake..
den cheer alone (tis sounds dumb i noe)
den eat cake and say happy bd to myself
(wah..i wan to cry already)
BUT ITS OKAY
coz nxt yr..
i would finally have a bd celebration!
coz muachee eening mark and wq r gonna celebrate it with me!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*tissue starts jumping around*
*clapclap* *WOOTS!* *clapclap*

okay..no need to get so excited over such stuff
and and and!
tissue realised tat muachee has gone away..
sushee also going away..
omg omg omg omg
who i go trn with!?
alone?!
in the cold dao safra?
-tissue fainted-
okay lar..at least some ppl in safra still okay..
okay..so tissue dun have to faint
oh ya!
still got jiaming tat woman!
hahahahahahahahahaha!
drag her along...not bad!
den we go shopping a bit..
go movie etc =D

anyone who read tis post..
plz tag ur sincere "happy birthday" for muachee on the tagboard
she might not be able to read it..
but its the thot tat counts.
wishing everyone a happy following birthday..
cheerios!

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# posted by So Cliché at 2:14 PM

YEA!
long time no see tissue rite?
yea..tissue dam busy nowadays..
(well..not really)
i gave up my chance to blog to muachee and sushee
so tat at least they can post sth..
and decorate tis place with different colours..
yea..tissue sacrificed herself..
OMG TATS SO NOBLE
i wanna cry!
(no lar..actually is i lazy to post)

today is a.. retarded day!
and if there are leading actors/actresses everyday..
today's award winner should be the..

*drumrolls*

the cow!
hahahahahahahahaha
tissue bought a soft toy for muachee's bd
which is a..COW!
dam cute lar!
everyone practically fiting for it..
hahahahahahaha
tissue has got good taste!
however..the coz did not have a good life
coz unfortunately..it was somehow molested by a lot of ppl
maybe i shall write their names down BIGBIG
so tat they would hang their heads down in shame!
*WARNING: COW MOLESTERS BELOW*
1. mr elephant
2. mr bo xian
3. mr everette koh (spelling!?)
4. miss alice li
5. mr alex teo (tis one kena saboed by mr bo xian)
anyone with cute cuddly cows at home
plz tuck them safely in ur cupboard or sth!
if not the 5 ppl above might go around cownapping!
and i would like to hereby declare mr E.K the noisiest stick ever
=D =D =D

everytime we concentrate and trn..
there will be tis stick sticking out from nowhere
den poke here poke there..
tok tok tok
laugh laugh laugh
den caused everyone to lose the trning mood

*sidetrack*
boxian and mr stick went to play pools
tissue and muachee and jiaming wanted to tag along!
but by the time we finished..
they came back..
@#$%&
but pools really like quite fun lor!
take a stick den poke the ball
den the ball go rollroll into the hole
wheee!
*end of sidetrack*

yea..den after tat went to watch movie..
"THE HOLIDAY!"
er..okay lar..quite sweet..but not exactly tat nice
OH YA
toking about watching movie makes tissue mad
coz today at the arcade..
tissue cordially invited mr boxian to come together with us
(us = tissue muachee stick)
his reply dam wadeva..
tissue: eh! u wan come watch movie with us?
mr boxian: er..with u all ar?
tissue: yea!
mr boxian: er..no
WTH?!
its like he dun wan to go WITH US lor!
shua da pai lor..
yea..but he might be reading tis blog
so i better dun tok about him
later he angry .. =\
but hor..his pimples like got better leh..
wad did he do ar?
can share share the remedy with tissue?!

oh ya!
and tissue got a VERY important discovery..
tissue finds the golden village nachos got the best cheese!
the cheese is like super thick and creamy lar!
unlike the cathay or engwah ones..
so the best cinema to eat nachos at is : GV!
muachee always brag in front of tissue tat she dun grow fat despite eating alot
but but but
when toking about savouring the food..
tissue is much better den her!
wheeeee!

veri tired and dunno wadelse to post..
maybe shall end here..
happy things need not be written out to let others feel happiness
sometimes it has to depend on imagination..
=D
a bit cheem hor!?
ahahaha
tissue nowadays getting cheemer and cheemer
tsk. cant blame me lar.
tissue is smart =D
cheerios!

TERMINATED
p.s i found tat tissue is not the onli one who like gummy bears!

# posted by So Cliché at 9:34 PM

-tissue invades-
-edit sushee's post a bit-
NYAHAHAS.
uh.
as u can see.
tissue is not blogging.x).
i shall blog for once!
-im giving u chance lor!-
once in a blueee moon.
hee.
okay!
not the point.

today!
went skating.
then!
quite fun lah.
haha.
crowded as usual.-.-.
tissue can skate fast le lor!
pro liao lor!
niao.=x.
*bird flies past*
HAHA.ok lame.
hurr.
butbut!
fast does not equal to PRO!
-i dun care! i say i pro den i pro!-
cause.she cant stop.-.-.
cannot brake one!
actually can.
but she will lose her balance.
not skating also can lose her balance.
win liao.xD.
she will like.
stand straight!
then after a few secs,shakeshake a bit.
-starts to lose balance-
-swing arms frantically to stop herself from falling-
and stand straight again.
with tt look on her face.
HAHAS.
actually quite hard to exprwain.
must see for yourself.=D.
so amusing.
hohoho!
[as tissue said,must prepare for xmas season!use hohoho more often.=D.]
-MERRY CHRISTMAS!-

okay.
shant tease tissue too much.x).
didi damm poor thing la.
had to go change his shoe dno how many times.
two times?
awwwhs.
1st time too tight,2nd time too big.
._.
nvm lah!
too big can take tissue and stuffstuff inside.
HAHA!take tissue and stuff.xDDD.
pun...INTENDED.HAHA.
-...absolutely speechless-
=D.
ohman.sry tizzue.xP.
lalala.

OHYAH.
fgt to comment on tissue's hair.
it looks..so not tissue lor!
like.tissue last time got thise.LOOK.
tt..uh.toot toot tissue look.
-I WHERE GOT TAT TOOT?!-
HAHA ok not toot.
but tt TISSUE look!
now like..so DIFFERENT.
but it's nice lah.=D.
much more stylo!
and not so toot.
HAHAHAH.
nice lah nice lah.=D.
-okay..i take tat as a compliment-
so PONGPONG now.
like fluff ball like tt.xD.
yay.
we all have nicenice haircuts.
now the only one who didnt cut his hair is DIDI!
-points to didi-
cut your hair!
muahahas.xD.
-mark's hair looks uncut..-

hur okay.
i sidetrack until.o.o.
orhorh.
and damm suay!
i kena blisters!
one on the left,one on the right.
on the EXACT SAME SPOT.
symmetry.
wah seh!
pain like.-.-.
bathe tt time WIN LIAO.
adoi.
gotta tahan for 1 or 2 more days.
then got tt scab thing.
then have SCAR.
then dno can go away or not.
._.
SO SAD.T.T.
but im not the only suay one.
tissue and mark also kena!
we shall all suffer tgt.
wahahas.
-wads worth being so proud about blisters?!-
ok la i dun be so mean.
i shall go.
AWWWW..
-gives you sad face-
pity us.x(.
wadada.

ohya!
today gang hao someone's bdae.
HAHA.
then got tt bubble foam thingie sprouting outta tt overhead thingie!
i dno what its called lah okay.
but so cute!
xD.
hahas.then gt pldae bdae song also.
wah.
so zhun.so many ppl's bdae today.xD
mark's dad also!
haha.
yayys.happy bdae mark's daddy!
and tt i-dno-his-name temasek sec guy.xD.
whee~

orh.
the floor also damm rough!
and then like not skating on ice liao.
skating on water.-.-.
most of the ice turned to water can!
then the ppl with thethe.
metal thingie.
CHIONGGG fastfast and splash water on other ppl.
like you noe.
on rainy days,the cars will go pass this flooded with water area then the water will FLYYYYY up.
yah.tt kinda splash.
so stupid!
then other ppl think very nice.
clap summore.
-.-.
EE.
like tt i also can do.
hurhur!
-and i HATE kids-

which reminds me.
tissue.
HAHA.
she was abt to fall down.
then her legs cross inwards!
and then she did this spinny thing.
like spin spin spin and fell down.
then ppl CLAP LEH!!!
HAHAHAHA.
they think she like those propro skaters and do stunts one.xDD.
butbut!
when darling and didi went to help up,they were like.-.-.
must be thinking "CHEY!fake de."
HAHA.
ohman.
so funny.xD.
-suan me lor..but i think i fall until veri stylo! haha-
sry ah tissue!
but damm funny.xDD.

adoi.
i dno how long i blog le.
HAHA.
but still got more!wahahas.
anw,after skating hor.
went arcade!
i think is cause want find tt photo hunt thing.
then in the end play ddr,tt basketball thing and para.
HAHA.
ohman.the ddr thing was.=/.
FEET PAIN ARH.
but quite fun lah.
i sweated a lot thou.
JUMPJUMPJUMP LEH.
i played the most.
eeyur.=x.
and didi finally got his chance to play.HAHA.
he damm cute lah.
wanna play but dun dare.adoi.xD.
mark also played!
only tissue didnt.aww.=x.
-but i played parapara! and i got S for super! for all i played-

yays.
dinner next!
darling had to go off..
awww..T.T.
go imm meet her family or sth.=x.
JAP FOOD LEH.
-envies-
nvm.xD.
eh.
actually.
i dno what we did during dinner.
but we kept laughing.
and laughing.
and laughing.
.___.
non stop can!
eateateat then HAHAHAHAHA then eateateat and HAHAHAHA again.
o.o.
hur.
i think we're nuts.xD.
fweefwee~
-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

eh.
how long i blog le.
O.O.
the scrollbar at the side like maximum liao.
HAHA.
ok lah.
long enough.=D.
shall stop here!
headache ah headache.
><.
this wk damm hectic.
urgh!
sis's wedding.
and im her BRIDESMAID YOU MEI YOU.
order me arnd the whole day.
=.=.
POOR ME.
-sobs in a corner-
i run liao.=x.
byee!
-CHEERIOS!-

TERMINATED

# posted by So Cliché at 10:33 PM

HAHAHAHAHHA
MUACHEE HUI LAI LE!
since tissue has announced muachee name big big to force me to blog
muachee shall guai guai ting hua and blog
^^
blog wad.
hmm ._.

OHYEAH HAIRCUT!
haha sorry ah.. L.A.G member..
zijin new haircut
looks betTER
no more mountains
no more curtains
no more!!
WAHAHAHHAHAH
applause to the great babara jiejie
she got rid of the mountains!
yes
and she has short
layered
thin
hair
HAHAHAHA
different zijin
tissue from 3ply become 2ply tissue le

MUACHEE
hair ah..
not much diff lor
shortER
layeredER
zzzzzzzzhpt fringe
hahahahaha
staircase also not
staircase also is
so go and man4 man4 figure out!
heehee
muachee head light light!

the other L.A.G members damn bad sia..
ostra me in the joint convo so can force me to finish this post
:'(
muachee: "remy ong................................." -silence-
muachee:"chelsea......................................."-silence-
muachee:"....................................................."
response:" concentrate on ur post!"
WAHAHAHAHAHHA
this has become something like mian4 bi4 si1 guo4 can...
sad sad
HAHA
long enough/?

ok muachee shall not be a horrigible slacker
lalala
haircut.
training
wad else
DING TAI FUNG.
nice nice nice nice shui jiao
and nice nice nice nice xiao long bao

ohman..
muachee darling sick.
tissue!
why you pass the germs to fellow L.A.G members...
we all hachoo hachoo lor
haha no la
eening
^^

in case anyone doesnt know
L.A.G stands for laggers alliance group,
consisting of a. chump muachee
b. crap tissue
c. darling darling sushee
d. wq -wait must add adjective- BLUR easily fall sick wq
e. wait is mark inside? yes

SO.
thats LAG!
HAHAHA
3shooters and two banners
HAHAHAHAHAH
BANNERS
BANA-na-ers
haha
okok
BAND-ERS

yuppyupp
all of considerably shortER height
WAHAHAHHA
tissue siam kai.
jsut kidding!
yay
crap long enuf le..

just to see how fierce darnit tissue is
crystal balls which fall but dont break says:
YOU PPL BULLY ME RIGHT
Its all about haircuts. chop ar! =D says:
u post finish le mar?
Its all about haircuts. chop ar! =D says:
haven rite?
crystal balls which fall but dont break says:
purposely dao me so i wil post
十Raiden十 Lagger Alliance Group. amore senza misura. says:
eh eh.
crystal balls which fall but dont break says:
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhIts all about haircuts. chop ar! =D says:
GO BACK AND POST

WAH SAD AH!!!!!!!!!!
notice that eening darling and mark
zao to nowhere
and let me suffer on my own
SAD AH!!

TERMINATED
ok
terminated!-

# posted by So Cliché at 10:14 PM

er..tissue read the tagboard recently
and found out tat eunice gave me an answer almos without thinking
so after much serious thoughts..
tissue realised tat the so called big probs shes bothered with..
r actually not veri big..
like around the size of an ant's eyeball
yea..so khokho!
well done!
u became smarter den tissue!
hahahahahahahahaha
(yaya..khokho go on dreaming)
how can anyone ever be smarter den tissue?
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
okay..sry for the ego

-sidetrack-
muachee and tissue were debating about arrogance
and arrogance was caused by overloaded ego
er..no.
we din discuss about how much ego = arrogance
er..no either.
we din discuss about how much ego = overloaded
wad we debated on is like..
overloaded and ego..which of the 2 is the keyword
...
...
...
tissue's thesis was tat..ego should be the keyword
coz ego = arrogance
in the phrase" overloaded ego"..
with or without the "overloaded"..ego still plays a part in arrogance
so ego should be the keyword.
while muachee's thesis was tat..overloaded should be the keyword
coz overloaded = too much
onli too much ego will result in arrogance
anyone reading tis...care to juz poll and see which thesis u support?
-sidetrack ended-

and more importantly..
theres a big event which took place today, 11 dec 2006
MUACHEE JIAMING AND TISSUE WENT FOR A HAIRCUT!
together =D
yea...i shall not elaborate on my hair..
coz seriously im not confident about how it looks
=\
budden muachee say its nice..o.o
dunno..
hahahahahahahahahaahahhahahaha
veri funny!
ookay nvm..elaborate nxt time.
maybe i should give muachee a chance to post about it
-job handed to muachee-
-runs off-
cheerios! =D

TERMINATED

# posted by So Cliché at 9:03 PM

tissue got 1 BIG prob to address here
tis problem has been irritating tissue for the past few days
and she has yet to find an answer
and tissue is sure tat once she shoots out the qn..
the readers will be greatly amazed by the wise qn tissue tot of
the problem is:
tissue carol sushee muachee will be moving on to b'div nxt yr
so-cliche-06 is a c'div blog

-silence-

yea..so the prob is..
do we er.."inherit" the slutches blog..?
or do we er..continue using so-cliche-06?
and if we "inherit" the slutches blog..
there will be like..8 ppl posting there?!
and if we continue using so-cliche-06..
den the nxt yr c'div how?!
no house can tortoise ar?
(wu jia ke gui)
okay..i noe its the wrong gui..
but nvm..juz pretend its correct
or do they like share so-cliche-06 with us?

and hor..nxt yr its 2007
do we change the url of tis blog to so-cliche-07?
or do we keep the so-cliche-06?
if its so-cliche-07 rite..
it would be like..marking a new starting point
if we keep so-cliche-06 rite..
its would like..serve as a memorable purpose
get wad tissue is trying to say?!
okay..anyone who read tis plz tag on the tagboard and give me ur opinions
all opinions would be kept strictly confidential by the administrator (me)
and wont be leaked out through any form
(like real..tagboard where got privacy de lor)

and and and!
tissue tot of another prob to address!
r we gonna have a xmas party or sth?
or at least a club/team dinner?
coz its like..no shooting camp veri sad le
den no other gatherings to make up for the camp also!
isnt it like..sadder?
tissue still got lots more probs to address!
but forget it..
><

TERMINATED
p.s. i admit tat tis post is purely for updating the blog

# posted by So Cliché at 12:53 PM

=(
today is not a veri nice day..
actually its suppose to be full of fun and cheery...
but tissue no mood to =\

feeling down...
thinking about a lot of stuff...
and frustrated with myself
somemore..
THERES NO MORE GUMMY BEARS LEFT
like everything also not on track

sry if i dao anyone today at the range..
coz really..
maybe i should cry out loud at home..
i need to vent my frsutrations
or else i would explode
cheerios if u wan..

TERMINATED

did i juz said i was feeling down?
wahahahahaha
the old tissue is back in action!
wheeeeee!
veri fast hor?
yea..so pretend tat the previous part wasnt present
cancel everything
=D

tissue bounce back veri fast hor!?
ya lor..i think so too
tis is wad u called optimism geddit muachee!?
stop saying i pessimistic lor
last time when we discuss about stuff i always say those bad things..
its to help prevent any series of misfortunate events from happening!
its a HIGHLY important role
-act noble-

tissue ways to get rid of depression:

1. cry dam loud behind closed doors
explanation: let out all the unhappiness
note: note the "closed doors" excessive wailing might lead to complaints
notenote: might cause slight sore throat
2. yell at any living thing u can find at home
explanation: let out wadeva u think of
note: note "yell" not "abuse"
notenote: after tat muz say sorry to the innocent creature
3. point at any random thing u can see and laugh
explanation: lighten up the atmosphere and cheer up spirits
note: dun do it in front of other ppl in case they sen u to woodbridge
notenote: its NOT spastic. juz laugh!
4. run away from reality and pretend theres no worries at all
explanation: allow oneself to cool down and relax
note: dwelling on problems might lead to explosions.
notenote: after running away and cool down muz run back

YEA!
remember the 4 ways and everyday will be a cheery day!
really worth trying!
professionally concocted by tissue the great
ppl who dun understand can come ask tissue for advices
FOC
full of crap..
no i mean free of charge!

hahahaha.
i think im gonna apply for copyrights for them le
in case anyone go kachiao my ideas.
post ends here..
forceful cheerios!

TERMINATED AGAIN

# posted by So Cliché at 7:01 PM