Our thoughts oh so totally Random =)

-plz do not be shocked-
-shocked abt what.-
-DOUBLE POST IS BACK IN ACTION BABY!-
-o.o.reminds of of c and d night..PARIS IS BACK IN ACTION BABY anyone rmb? =D. -
- lets stop whispering-
okay!
due to overwhelming response..
tissue and sushee decided to make a comeback!
=D
-dun kope my zhao pai smiley!-
-zhao pai smiley ur head.-.- -
nvm..dun care about her
we continue!
-sniff..tissue bully me-
-?!?!?!?!-
sushee always like tat!
she say tissue is evil and bully her!
where got lor?
tissue is a nice person lor
tissue IS evil lor
evil evil tissue
-tissue runs off and hid in a corner to cry-
wei ._.
everyone is bullying me nowadays..
maybe im too nice a person..
no lar..
it's just that you're nice to bully mah
muahaha
=D
quote : it's just that you're nice to bully mah
note the word *nice
=D
-oh wait-
-nudges sushee-
-what?-
-notice muachee and carroty r gone?-
-uh..yah..-
-uh oh-
-dont tell me..-
DID MUACHEE GET ROASTED?
-OMG OMG OMG-
and carroty ate muachee up!?
OMG MAYBE LEHH
=\
cause muachee got extra nuts,extra sugar and is extra CUTE
she cannot resist then chi diao ta le..
OMGi nv knew carroty was so EVIL
evil-er than u summore..
FTW?
i was never evil in the first place!
fwee the weiqi? o.o
u are
dun wan to quarrel with u le..
too low standard
ya right..more like u dno how to quarrel with me
^^
wow..
-wa..tissue lost for words-
WAD A JOKE!
tissue chuang3 dang4 jiang1 hu2 ji3 shi2 nian2 le
i was never once lost for words!
i got words miraculously bounded by my infinity gig brain
its juz tat im not bothered to use it on u
orh..fine lor
okay lor..fine..you win.-.-
=D
ANW
moving along..
holidays ending le lehhow arh..like so fast fly by one..-flapflap-
u wan to noe y isit?
THE REASON IS SIMPLE
becoz happy times past fast..
-wah! so philosophical-
orh..yuan lai ru ci.
EH.
then we should all be sad..then hols pass by slower.
-does that make sense.=/-
wait wait pause!
u haven say tissue is clever!
....
i think you should leave tt to ur *quotes* adoring fans to say lor.
BUTBUT
since im so nice..
i shall say tt tissue is CLEVER.
-sees tt tissue's ego is boosting up liao-
heck lor...still praise herself while boosting my ego..
whos the ego one here lor
uh..
im talking to tt person at this very second
u wanna noe who?
-STARES-
!!!!!
-looks away-
tissue..dont run away from reality
wont help de =D
I WAN TO CRY
but anyway..when tok about holidays ending..
wad do u think of first?
um....
OUR BELOVED WEAPS TT WE LEFT IN SCH
can see them when school term starts le..^^
..
whatt ><
sushee
u muz learn how to suck up!
in situations like these..
u r suppose to say " we can get to see our beloved teachers and staff!"
get it?
._. orh...-hangs head down.shuffles feet-
dui bu qi,tissue lao shi..qing ni yuan liang wo
wo hui hao hao xue xi de..
mmm..ru zi ke jiao ye -nods head-
but seriously..wad i tot of is our dearest..
our dearest...

homework

-hangs head low in guilt-
-gasps-
aiyoh..why so guilty..eh.dont tell me..
U HAVENT DONE ANY YET?
-gulp-
-actually.i also.^^;-
OH!
chay..so we belong to the same species!
hahahaha!
i have long planned..
im gonna lock myself in my room 2 days before school reopens
and seclude myself from the outside world
i shall mug real hard and finish my work last minute
whoawhat a nice plan..
so you have no life for two days
.__.
eh not bad.i can learn from you
but a bit sadDening leh..seclude urself..
no choice lor..muz finish ur work
cannot hand up work late first day in sec 3 wad..
veri bad start leh
somemore bad impression
=\
ya..i rmb teeeecher say before in pccg lesson..1st impression VERY.
- i stress-
VERYYY important.
yea...
actually hor..
we shouldnt do last minute work!
-notes for juniors reading our posts-
-dun wan to teach them wrong stuff-
LAST MINUTE WORK IS NOT GOOD!
but yet ...its veri important
so do we do last minute work or not?
hmm..a point worth considering..
hmmm..but hor..sidetracksidetrack..
you see arh..
now is nov right..
u still rmb last yr around this period of time we were still slacking for CCA?
-gasp-
still very shuang leh..can dun go SAFRA almost everyday..
then if can pon CCA we'll do it leh.
oh man we were so bad last time
=/
anw
then hor..
we only started to wake up this may/june..and started to pia like hell.
-wait pause-
-what.dont interupt my story lehh.><-
-i hear my theme song for tv!-
nvm..u continue plz
-.-"
ahems..as i was saying before tissue interupted..
-wait whr was i.-
-scrolls up.-
-oh.okay-
in the end horwe still got west zone champs and overall 2nd leh..
NOT BAD RIGHT
WOOTS!
consdering we pia-ed the last minute and what not
WHISTLES!
yea...and i had a NICE time being the reserve..
COZ I ENDED UP BEING A MARIA!
-maria = maid-
nvm..im gonna pia into school team and not be a reserve!
-we all noe tt-
VERI SAD LIFE LOR
NO TISSUE
u shld be PROUD
it's a job worthy of you
=D
...
wad a compliment
er..tats all for today!
-looks at clock-
-my drama serial!-
wah why so fast
-u and ur stupid shows -.- -
...sorry lor...
WE SHALL POST AGAIN SOME OTHER DAYS!
cheerios!
orh..okay
TERMINATED
-wah.i havent say byebye yet..stupid tissue-
..
say now!
faster!
quick!
FINE
cya ppl x)

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# posted by So Cliché at 6:30 PM

eening asked y tissue always got so much rubbish to post about..
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WRONG
its not becoz im a rubbishy person
WRONG
its not becoz i so lame den got caught in situations like those
its becoz tissue is a lucky star =D
(how come like..no link one ar?)
(nvm..tissue tok always no link anyway)

oh ya..forgot to mention last time..
tissue did sth SUPER intelligent
like she always will =D
yesterday nite while trning..
our dearest sammy poh was toking to her comrades
(oh no..i din eavesdrop)
and mentioned sth about the hc pistol girls trning in safra

-pause on purpose-
-pause longer to make an impact on everyone-
-pause enought le-

DID U PAY ATTENTION TO WAD I WROTE JUZ NOW?
hc pistol girls are trning in safra nxt week!
THEY R COMING!

er..no
im not worried tat they will win us nxt nationals
they not our category anyway..
wad im worried is...

-pause on purpose again-
-pause to let ppl guess wad intelligent stuff tissue thinking about-
-pause enough le-

im worried about the lanes!
its like..the fuhua ppl are back
and acs gang are back too
and the noisy cjc ppl
plus the kiasu hci ppl..
all these mentioned above already meant trouble
not enough lanes le...
now even the hcjc girls will be kachiaoing lanes
omg omg omg omg
can u imagine the scene?!
it would be chaos!
like..a few ny shooters will be against a bunch of other ppl
vying for lanes and safra rifles..

-so wads the intelligent thing tissue did?-
tissue asked sammy poh to sen her a copy of the timetable
a timetable for the hcjc pistol girls' trning hours!
so tat we can easily avoid those "peak" hours!
TA-DA!
super smart rite?
onli tissue would think of tat lor...=D
anyone who read tis post..plz tag on the tagbox
and praise tissue for her intelligence
thnx!!

omg..to think tissue crapped so much
juz about her clever idea..
tis successfully proved tissue's huge inflating ego
and also her talent to crap and random
so to anyone out there who wans to master tissue's art
-the art of crapping and randomnizing-
stop dreaming and forget about it
coz its gifted
its a talent
=D
cheerios!

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# posted by So Cliché at 8:23 PM

fwee!
3 continuous blueish post.
okay lah blue is a nice colour la.
soothing to look at it.
but!
green is nicer.=D.
too bad dont rly have much green posts..
awww..
-teartear-
hmms.
im bored.
tt's why im here.x).
but hor.
nth to post abt..
tissue can post so much ~~rubbish~~ interesting stories is cause..
she always gets into lame situations one.
for example!
in her previous post.
incident number 5!
very amusing you mei you.
talk to air. ._.
imagine if someone else came into the toilet and then see someone talk to an empty cubicle.
wah.wonder what wld tt person do.
call IMH?
maybe.=D.
then we wont see poor tissue anymore.
awww..
nah tt'll nv happen.
wahahas.
noe why?
cause tissue is always with us!
tissue is everywhere mah.
in our house can find le!
=D.
-.-.
nvm.lalala.
im sian arhhh..
siansiansian.
tissue.i dno what happens inside ur brain one lor.
how u post so much ~~rubbish~~ interesting stories de?
eeee.
no fair.
haiyah i shant attempt to find out.
i shall be thankful i have my own brain.
one tt is not filled with so much ~~lame~~ stories like tissue.
x).
hao de!
i saved my post from drowning.
hehe.
i happy le!=DD.

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# posted by So Cliché at 11:42 AM

WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
today is one of the craziest day i ever spent during tis holiday!
=D =D

incident 1:
had a bad flu in the morning and thus was late for training
juz as i was packing and ready to leave the house..
muachee called - coach is having a lecture
._.
okay..so tissue CHIONG AR and chiong to the range within..
30 minutes.
TATS QUITE FAST OKAY
okay..so continue =D
so as expected..the lecture is about the 12 steps and the 4 wadevas
cannot blog here in case anyone 偷师
i have to protect the rights of our dear coach u see
=D
well..there r always clever ppl who will skip the lecture..
coz the range during the lecture is dam empty
._.
dunno if they gain or lose by doing tat though..

incident 2:
after the lecture..we left eunice tan to trn by herself..
*bad senior bad senior*
-swear we wont do tat nxt time again-
anyway..muachee decided to come tissue's house!
and we confused wq on msn ><
tissue suddenly realise tat we 2 make a good pair when cooking
out of the almost sparkling empty kitchen
we managed to dig out 2 packets of instant noodles
and some sausages and eggs
thus..we had sausage-omelette and noodles!
throughout the whole cooking period..
the qn tat muachee ask me was not about "Where is wadwad?"
but.."EH..u noe how to cook or not?!"
oman -.-
so despise me lor
tissue cook well okay!
at least the omelette i was in charge of was a great success!
so..out of the refugee food..
we managed to whip out a tasty and filling lunch!
kudos to : tissue and muachee
(also tissue-mama for washing the dishes)

incident 3:
after lunch..tissue and muachee decided to catch some sleep
and out of no solid reasons..muachee decided to play music
due to the fact tat both of us were musically-inclined since birth..
we soon found ourselves singing to the music
some of the songs were : 屋顶 , 曹操 , 熟能生巧 and Get High
we really rocked the house down man!
i mean..literally.. =D
we were like so off beat and off pitch
anything in singing tat can be "off" we all off le lar
hahaha! but it was veri fun!
its like mad party with howling baboons or sth?
i think tissue-mama might be expecting a call from my neighbours
(to complain about the noise pollution)
=\
so afterall..we din get to sleep at all
EH. MUACHEE DAM NOISY LAR
quiet for 10secs onli will start babbling le
note: if anyone planned to invite her for stayovers or sth..
DUN ! NEVER EVER ! REFRAIN FROM DOING SO !
coz the nxt day surely will have panda eyes and sore throat

incident 4:
after tat we went trning again..
and i take back wad i mentioned previously
"maybe he suddenly realise tat he is killing himself slowly
thus decided to slow down his pace"
coz tat 2 came back again ._.
nvm about them..
the thing tat pissed tissue off is...
-deep breath-
-hides into fridge-
-chill myself down-
i was moving back and forth from lane 8 to lane 11 for 3 times
._.
at first coach ask me to go 8 and shiing to go 3
(okay..i noe its for NTT..i dunno y also)
and so i move my weapon to 8
den i realise tat lane 11 and 12 are empty..
so i decided not to waste the denkers and went to change
(so i can trn beside yonghwang)
juz after i moved my weapon back to lane 11..
i realise tat lane 12 tat person came back
so i ask the uncle y..
den the uncle dunno wad he heard..
and juz said : orh! den u go back lane 8 lor!
den he took out the pass and took back the denker pass
and so i had to move the weapon back to 8 yet again!
oman..
but nvm lar..he covered up for his mistakes
by giving us free plastic spoons
when blur-dong tissue realise she din take spoons after dapao-ing
*i admit my mistakes and vow not to be so blur again*

incident 5:
okay..tis is a bit dumb and embarrassing..
hahahaha!
after training..yonghwang and i decided to wait for sammy poh
and go home together
so tissue walked along the corridor..unable to see sammy poh
so she shouted "SAMANTHA POH! WHERE R U?"
and she shouted out from the toilet : "toilet"
okay...usually when u hear the word "toilet" from a girl..
first thing u will think of is the female toilet rite?
ya..okay..
so tissue went in with yonghwang
they saw tat the door for the 3rd cubicle was closed
and they deduced tat it was sammy poh inside
so tissue started rattling on about travelling to MRT station by bus
coz the walk along the resevoir is dark and dangerous etc
and she toked really a lot
after toking..she realise tat theres no answer
so she went to push the cubicle door..
guess wad?
it was not locked..
OMG OMG OMG
relac lar..tissue din see any M18 or NC16 stuff
the cubicle was empty ._.
so i was toking to air all the while
so tissue dashed out of the toilet with yonghwang following behind
and saw sammy poh drinking at the water cooler
it turned out tat she was changing in the handicapped's toilet
HECK LAR!

and we travelled home safe and sound
end of the exciting 28th november 2006
cheerios!

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# posted by So Cliché at 10:18 PM

AH - CHOOOOO

for how many times has tissue started her posts tis way?
a lot i think.
NO..im not out of ideas with the starting line
its juz tat...tissue is constantly falling sick
in the morning i started to sneeze like nobody's problem
and along the way..
spastic muachee and sushee were like "bless you"
and everytime i would follo with a "thank you"
*note tat it rhymes*
but their blessings din work out afterall
tissue sneezed from 10.30am
all the way till .. now?
and i guess it wont stop before i die
UNLESS miracles happen

as muachee and sushee were discussing ..

one sneeze = someone is cursing u
><

two sneezes = someone is missing u
=D

three or more sneezes = go see doctor
-falls over-

i tot threee or more sneezes would mean more ppl missing me
haha!
sorry for the ego
tissue really cant stop herself even though shes ill
being ego juz make her feel so much better
yay =D

and sometimes..tissue has a veri accurate wu1 ya1 zui3
it even came true in my dreams
oh no. beware!
tissue might juz start cursing and nxt minute the target is dead!
my dream is super dumb..
but dunno if it might be hinting something..
like..dun tok rot today or it might come true =\
in my dream..i was with my family at the leaning tower of pisa
so i was like saying...
"wah! slant until like tat. scully later fall on us ar!"
den everyone laugh a bit..and we walked off
juz as we turned around..
the tower collasped
=\ >< o.o

another time was during lunch
jiamin and i veri bored and dun feel like eating
so we went to the 3rd floor
theres tis stretch of windows where u look down
and can see the whole hall
so we decided to see ppl play basketball and stuff
due to the reason tat..the windows are veri near the bball net
tissue was like saying..
"eh..scully the ball din shoot properly den fly out!"
within 5 secs after i said tat..a ball really flew out
._.
and almos smashed tissue's face
HECK LAR
y i so zhun3?!
but somehow..when i said it out..
i moved away a little bit..tats y the ball din hit me
so its actually a blessing in disguise to have a wu1 ya1 zui3
=D =D =D

trning was dumb..coz tissue's eye hurts a lot
aim for 10 sec the whole relationship gets blurry
and its either i anyhow whack..or rest and aim again
so today's cards r like living hell
reminds me..
havent been seeing tat pervertic alien slacker3 for 2 days!
okay..at least on the 2 days i trned
*note tat pervertic means he trn too much onli*
maybe he suddenly realise tat he is killing himself slowly
thus decided to slow down his pace
hahahahahaha!
but if slacker3 is reading tis..
wish ur dream come true and join NTT !
jiayou!
oh ya..and for all the doha asiangames ppl
fight hard for everyone!
whether win or lose doesnt matter
take ur time..and shine
=D

hmm..
as for everyone else
juz carry on living
._.
cheerios!

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# posted by So Cliché at 8:51 PM

tissue was reading the posts a few months ago
and realised tat we had a really good time back then
dm..tok crap and etc stupid stuffs
but suddenly tissue realises tat..
we r not really tat excited over dm anymore..
y ar?
coz its veri sian?
coz its not challenging anymore?
dunno..
but one thing for sure..
most things cant keep ny girls' interest for long
its time to source for another past time for us
how about..
pools!?
bowling?!
swimming?!
(wad else can we do in safra?)

rock climbing?!
hahahahahahahahahaha
imagine us:
concentrating on shooting
range super duper wadevaper quiet
onli got the sound of the target conveyor thing back and forth
suddenly!
4 ny girls stripped out their suiting suits
and CHIONG AR!
run out to do rock climbing..
hahahahahahhahahahahahaha
doesnt it sound so wrong?!

anyway..rock climbing is no good!
yesh!
NO ROCK CLIMBING!!!
y ar?
coz tissue 100% cannot climb de
T.T
sry lor..coz tissue got sweaty palms..
and weak arm muscles
T.T
arm muscles can be trained..i noe
budden..my sweaty palm how!?
i went to the doctors before
both chinese and western
the answers are so freakingly .. freaky!

chinese physician: oh! its easy to cure!
tissue: (excited) HOW HOW HOW?!
chinese physician: all u have to do is to take a kind of herbs often
tissue: (gulp) for how long?
chinese physician: at least 2 yrs
tissue: -falls over-

TWO YEARS?!
U KIDDING ME?!
NO WAY MAN!!
tats such a suffering!
herbs..for 2 yrs..
hur.hurhur. hurhurhur..
i might as well go jump out of my window now
now lets see wad the western doctor says:

doctor: oh..its quite simple!
tissue: (a sense of hope) really?!
doctor: yea! all we have to do is to cut off ur sweat glands
tissue: -fainted-

U KIDDING ME AGAIN!?
CUT OFF SWEAT GLANDS?!
i might as well go to the world tallest skyscraper
and jump down from the peak!

so above is the sad case of tissue
and theres a song i came across..
i like the lyrics

When you look back on times we had
I hope you smile
And know that through the good and through the bad
I was on your side
when nobody could hold us down
We claimed the brightest star
And we, we came so far
And no they won't forget

Whenever you remember times gone by
Remember how we held our heads so high
When all this world was there for us
And we believe that we could touch the sky
Whenever you rememberI'll be there
Remember how we reached that dream together
Whenever you remember

When you think back on all we've done
I hope you're proud
When you look back and see how far we've come
It was our time to shine
And nobody could hold us down
They thought they'd see us fall
But we, we stood so tall
And no we won't forget

Whenever you remember times gone by
Remember how we held our heads so high
When all this world was there for us
And we believe that we could touch the sky
Whenever you remember, I'll be there
Remember how we reached that dream together
Whenever you remember

We claimed the brightest star
And we, we came so far
And know that we showed them all
And no they won't forget
Whenever you remember times gone by
Remember how we held our heads so high
When all this world was there for us
And we believe that we could touch the sky
Whenever you remember, I'll be there
Remember how we reached that dream together
Whenever you remember
Whenever you remember
whenever you remember

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# posted by So Cliché at 7:51 PM

harlows
muachee has decided to post.
DARLING HAS GONE MISSING...
cry cry cry.
wah just when i finding her she *pudong*
bu jian diao.
darling appear lehhh

oh yes on the issue of muachees
ok so i dont dissolve and whatever
BUT why must decide to roast me on the bbq night..
roasted muachee
later chao ta.
=x
AND.
i heard
taiwan muachees are nice
i heard its different from sg
nehmind
wq got dapao right!
i want the extra nutty one
haha
i wonder if the muachees are weird having sat on a flight...
summore
it would be days* i think* before we eat the muachee T.T

((:

OHYEAH
WELCOME BACK WQ!!!!!!!
Laggers Alliance Group welcomes you backk
yay
ok
we hafta start planning december second liao,
as mark reminds me..
AND I HAFTA FIND EENING.
EENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ohyeah
doha team
for the teams representing singapore and going to doha for asian games
JIAYOU!!
must jiayou jiayou
(:

ive decided to be peace-ful.not piss-ful *fyi only*

# posted by So Cliché at 11:22 AM

我越来越不了解我周围的每一个人..
甚至有点怀疑自己的人格
每天勾心斗角..
包上一层表皮为人处事不累吗?
很刺激, 很有满足感吗?
这是一个虚伪的世界..
虚伪的世界里有着虚伪的人们
大家每天都戴着面具..
生活变得像演舞台剧

明明很开心, 却又装出一副被逼无奈的可怜样.
有必要吗?
明明很伤心, 脸上却摆着一张灿烂的笑容.
自然吗?
明明很想拥有某样东西, 却得再三推辞, 自命清高.
这已形成了规律吗?
明明理解对方所说的话, 却要装得反映迟钝.
何必呢?
明明很想做某件事, 却要绕着圈达到目的.
何苦呢?

省省吧
着些伎俩太差劲

可虽然人人皆知这个道理..
为何我们还是不断就范呢?
有时侯..也该明白应该适可而止了吧...

在地球的这个大舞台上...
想找到一个真正实心的人...
几乎变得不可能.
相信大家都在努力寻找他们
但最终一定找不到.
至少我还没有..

终止

# posted by So Cliché at 5:25 PM

tissue has been wondering..
how come ppl juz gets really hypocritical at times..
y cant ppl juz learn to be more er..
authentic?
-blinkblink-
like wrong word usage..
but nvm lar..u all get wad i mean

haven been training properly since..
2 days ago..
and im so guilty of it
T.T
everytime i see those hardcore ppl trning like mad
my conscience will be pricked
*OUCH*

one more thing..
tissue would like to raise awareness to the dear readers
about wearing track pants during training
its highly dangerous
if not careful about it..
it might well end up having a hole
becoz the shooting pants dun have well designed zips
plz be extra careful when zipping up the pants
note the * EXTRA
a victim of the track pants getting caught in the zip is tissue
shes been having tat problem ever since she started wearing suits
we have to recognise the massive destruction of the zips

tissue has got nth else to crap about..
shes veri tired
and she got to meet muachee in safra at 11.32am
wow..
11.32
nice time..
theres a story behind it
cheerios!
dun miss tissue too much!

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# posted by So Cliché at 12:48 AM

IM.
HERE.
TO.
RANT.
HOHOHO.
FEAR THE POWERESS OF THE SUSHI[EE]!!!
-silence-
wei dont like tt lar..
i xing qing very de bu hao lor.T.T.
WHYEE?!
cause i cant train.
WHYEE AGAIN?!
cause my dad dont allow.
WHYEEWHYEE AGAIN?!
cause i lost my stuff at safra and now he doesnt trust me to go safra anymore.
....
WAH LAOO.
like tt i can go bang the wall and say BYEBYE to have a chance to be in bdiv liao lor.
zzzzzzz.
sianns.
made ezlink ler.
then cannot train.
kns.-.-.
QI SI WO LEEEEEEEEE.
stupid dad.
stupidstupidstupid.
rahhsrahhsrahhs.
RANT ARH RANT.
hais.
I WANNA TRAINNNNNN.
T.T.
i miss safra la.
one wk le and im like HALF DEAD w/o trng.>.>.
SIGH.
i lead a sad life.@@.
PITY MEEEE...
nah jk.im not tt pitiful.>.>.
BUT STILL.
*ahem*
I WANNA TRAINNNN.
i wanna hold the rifle.
i wanna wear my suit.
i wanna go draw out and sign in the rifle.
i wanna kachiao tt safra uncle.
i wanna kachiao zj everytime she does sth lame.
i wanna talk to darling in person.
i wanna aim tt black target thingie.
i wanna press tt blue buzzer thing.
i wanna go kachiao others when they're trng.
i wanna SHOOTSHOOTSHOOT.

i want my cca back.T.T.
SAVE ME FROM HELL ARHHS.
T.T.

this aint related to this post.
I RELINKED MY OWN BLOG.
realised no one helped me relink.
WAH.
hmph.bu gen ni men hao le!><.
...
nvm im not tt childish.hohoho.
GO TAG MEEE.=D.
of course must tag here also.
blub blub.

ok back to the post.
ahems.
on a final note...
...
.....
QI SI WO LERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
T.T.

//EDIT
i fgt.nid add tt terminated thing.><"

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# posted by So Cliché at 7:43 PM

tissue the great is here again!
blue is a veri cooling colour
it can help relieve stress
more importantly..
blue = tissue

~*WOOTS*~

-bows and curtseys-
-receiving flowers and presents from adoring fans-
-shaking hands with tonnes of avid fans-

sry sry everyone
as seen from the overwhelming crowd around me
tissue is a VERI busy person
(busy about stoning and sleeping and eating and training)
i got a lot of highly important and confidential matters to take care of
so its ur honour tat tissue still post on the blog
(actually i also nothing to do den blog)

previously..muachee blogged about her muachee theory
whether she will float or sink in water
or worse still..if she dissolves

-blinkblink-

so one day we were discussing about it in the range
and it was gladly explained by a freaky ego person
a.k.a slacker3
as we can see..
starch is a kind of sugar which does not dissolve in water
details are not made known
he onli said tat we would learn it next yr
in which case tissue strongly suspects tat he forgot his work

wadeva we will learn next yr
its already made known to us tat

1. MUACHEE WILL NOT DISSOLVE

and with her extraordinary common sense..
tissue hypothesized tat muachee will sink
muachee = oil + starch + water
oil float on water..but its on muachee's covering
starch is denser den water so it will sink
water is as dense as water so it will..
it will..
still remain as water
o.o
so..the muachee will sink
but the oil of layer will float

2. MUACHEE WILL SINK AND NOT FLOAT

tats the end of my detailed report
muachee should be veri grateful to tissue for solving her problem
special thanks to: slacker3

tissue is SO angelic
everyone should learn from me understand!?
so the world will be a better world
filled with peace and prosperity
and progress for our nation
-^^world peace ^^-

omg
so sian
tissue is stoning her life away
and while stoning halfway..
she giggled to herself!
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
maybe i should be locked up in woodbridge

and tissue is glad to inform everyone tat she got rid of tat splinter
FINALLY
phew..
see..every problem can be solved
hang on there anyone whose mind is faltering to give up
as long as there is a goal
there is a life
cheerios!

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# posted by So Cliché at 8:06 PM

no use being angelic
i shall revert back to my evil ways..

# posted by So Cliché at 11:12 PM

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

muachee wans to drown my post eh!?
i hereby declare:
TISSUE DOMINATES TIS BLOG
muahahahahahahahaha
-evil laughter echoes..-
muahahahah
muahaha
muah
mua

i shall praise muachee for her efforts to post on tis blog
and i muz say tat she did improve a bit in the art of crapping
*clapclap*
*cheers* *pops* *whistles* *drumrolls*

however..
muachee should understand tat however she improves..
she would never be as crappy as tissue the great

LONG LIVE TISSUE THE GREAT!
*woots!* *cheers!* *pops* *whistles* *drumrolls*
*standing ovations*
- PIANG IANG ANG NG G -
(i am sorry to say tat my adoring fans juz broke a piece of glass with their loud cheerings)

back to the topic
lately..tissue found a weird phenomenon
the ppl's mind reverted back to their childhood
when they aspires to be..a bird!
its understood tat many of us yearns to fly when we were young
we all once fantasized about soaring in the clear blue sky
but now..when we grew older
we understand a lot of things
thus the fantasies about flying were dashed

HOWEVER
lately..ppl found a way to fulfill their long-lost dreams
tat is to ..
*drumrolls*
*loud drumrolls*
*louder drumrolls*
*echoing drumrolls*
*deafening drumrolls*
*traumatising drumrolls*
*on the floor tissue rolls* (tis is louder den the drums)

FLY ON AN AEROPLANE
*whooooooooooooosh!*

an example of ppl who use such stupid tactics
-----> kaiyun tan ah gu!
eh plz lor ah gu
2 weeks ago u flyfly away
2 days ago u flyfly back
den another 2-3 days later u flyfly away again!?
veri nice life hor?
fly here fly there
go japan somemore
MUZ U TAG TAT ON OUR TAGBOX!?
MUZ U EMPHASIZE TAT U R GOING OFF TO JAPAN!?
so suan lor!
cant u see tat the 4 of us (refers to the cdiv)
HAS NOT BEEN TRAVELLING SINCE THE HOLIDAYS STARTED?!
muz u break our hearts with tat *japan* ?!
u wan to fly fly somewhere else lar!
somewhere where we wont be jealous of
like uganda or sahara desert
(haha!)

but anyway
tissue is a veri angelic and nice person
so she shall wish ah gu and anyone else who are flying
a bigbig GOODLUCK!
and a 一路顺风!

in the mean time when u ppl are flying..
muachee and tissue shall trn hard
and numb ourselves so tat we wont think of flying

awwwww
muachee!
we have such a hard life!
OH WAN TO CRY
boo-hoo-hoo
OH I WAN TO DIE
*ar!!!! tissue fell off from the 12th storey window*
OH I DUN WAN TO LIVE ANYMORE!
(eh? i tot tissue juz jumped down!?)
~some explanations: tissue fell inwards and landed on her bed~

chay
hahahahaha
c'mon lor
tissue wont commit suicide over such lame and stupid things
she has much more great stuff to be done
-looks into the future-
-act seh-
-act pro-

SO WHOS THE ONE WHO SAID TISSUE WAS PESSIMISTIC?!
for all of our lives..
tis is onli our sunrise
we have yet to shine and give out wad we could
WORK HARD DUDETTES!
one day we will really soar high on the clear blue sky
(without the help of aeroplanes)
cheerios!

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# posted by So Cliché at 2:58 PM

WAHAHAHAHA
muachee has decided to be more hardworking and start posting more often
no lah its just that im bored

okk
back to the muachee question
do muachees float/ does muachee float
the answer still dunno
budden hor
tissue say oni the layer of oil covering the muachee will float
but this muachee over here
no matter eat how much also no layer of oil/blubber
so
do i float?
starch and water equals muachee
then starch in layman's science,
is sumthing like sugar right
then i thought sugar dissolves in water?
so sugar**dissolves in water** + water**which is already water** = MUACHEE DISSOLVE???

omgggg
im gonna vanish into thin air!!!!!
:'(
my days are over....

so muachees dont float huh...
they dissolve.
:'(

dont even have ashes lor
WAH PIANG EH.

:'(

i know you ppl damn heartless one
let me die and die and die

OMG.
THAT MEANS
when muachee is in the rain
muachee will also dissolve?!

HUH.
then ytd at the the safra there i got kena rain
BUT i havent dissolve lehh
so do muachees dissolve????

I HEREBY ANNOUNCE THAT THERE HAS BEEN A NEW ADDITION TO THE MUACHEE CASE
1. do muachees drown?
2. do muachees float?
3. issit true that muachee is made of water and starch oni????

OMG..
im learning to crap!!
WAHAHAHA
not bad not bad
yayys

tata ppl.
((((((((((((((:

AND AND AND.
WELCOME BACK KAIYUN AND XINMEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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# posted by So Cliché at 1:27 PM

tissue has been thinking for the past few days..
if man's appearance changes dramatically..
will the person change too?

imagin..
one day if the pimples disappear..will tissue still be the same old tissue?
one day if muachee grows fatter..will muachee still be the same ould muachee?
one day if sushee grows taller..will sushee still be the same old sushee?
one day is carol grows thinner..will carol still be the same old carol?
would we change?

i think we will..

tissue seriously wans to get rid of her pimples
but she feels 100% well about how she is now
so do i make an effort to change..or not?

wad are changes for actually?
to make one feel better?
or to fulfil one's dream?

wad if the person do not feel better after fulfilling the dreams?
but isnt living on earth about fulfilling ur dreams?

tis might sound crap to most readers..
budden it really bothers tissue
maybe it doesnt make sense
=\
tissue is rarely bothered by such kind of stupid problems man!
especially when tissue is so clever...
muahahahha
i pounces on every chance to be ego
=D

tis is tissue signing off..
already late for her date with muachee in the romantic safra
holidays rawks
holidays sux
cheerios!

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# posted by So Cliché at 2:52 PM

MUACHEE HAS DECIDED TO MAKE A COMEBACKKK
wah lao eh blue blue -ssue!!
HOW CAN YOU DROWN MY POSTTTT T.T
i took time to write it lor.
nehmind
muachee shortER than you so naturally smaller
heehee
anws..
training as usual.
safra guns as usual.
nothing much to say..
EEYER i cant crap as much as wu wu wu tissue
xD

OH YEAH.
I GOT A QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DOES MUACHEE DROWN??/ DO MUACHEES DROWN???

-silence-

eh ^^;<darling de cute cute emo>
cause hor..
in the muachee joke which i got my name from..
they only say muachee got kicked into the river/sea/pool/water
they never say if i got drown
they oni say i got fished up..
never say i drown or float.
so.
do muachee(s) float?

CAUSE HOR.
chumpion ma.
made of wood.
wood can float right!
so does muachee float?
ehh.
@@
how ah?

-silence-

ok lah i know liao.
silence mahhh.
cries!
:'(

YAY!
long enuf bah.
WHOHOOO
not bad not bad
i got improvement.
^^

TERMINATED. tata ppl

# posted by So Cliché at 9:31 PM

today is a nice day
today is not a nice day
whether today is a nice day or not..
today is still a nice day

tissue feel like blogging random stuff
on tis random blog
so tat random ppl who read tis random blog
dun understand wad random tissue is randoming about
but dun have any random incident to random about
so random tissue is out of random
can any random ppl tell random tissue wad to random on tis random blog?

wah sian ar!
tissue-mama wan tissue to clean up tissue's room
but tissue dun wan to listen to tissue-mama and clean up tissue's room
so tissue-mama veri angry and screamed at tissue
poor tissue who has to be blasted at by tissue-mama juz becoz tissue did not clean up tissue's room

can anyone save me...?
i feel so..potato
hahahahaha!
potato
potatoes are nice okay!
germans likes it a lot
and so tissue likes it a lot too!

tis is the crappiest post tissue eevr crapped in tis crappy blog
hope the crappers who read crappy tissue's crapping post
can understand y crappy tissue is unexceptionally crappy on tis crap day
happy crapping on the crapper's crapbox
cheerios!

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# posted by So Cliché at 4:32 PM

=D
who miss tissue raise up ur hands!
*a sea of hands shooting up*
thank u thank u..
i noe im asking a VERI OBVIOUS question..
everyone would miss tissue so much after not seeing her for a day
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
okay..tats total bullshyt

juz a short mention..
tissue shot a "9" on the pistol card yesterday!
muahahahaahhahaah!
i finally noe where to aim

Flushed Away is nice..
SUPER CUTE CAN
eeeeeeeeeeeee!
(pun not intended)
first time i see such cute slugs!
go watch it urself!
i shant be a spoiler..
but hor..
the guys took such a long time to pack up man
muachee and tissue waited for like..
at least 1 hour?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dunno wad to post leh
suddenly so out of crap..
i am abnormal today..
I NOE LE
coz got a wooden splinter blocking my crap!
yesterday at safra.
i was shooting happily away..
when suddenly...
"AR!"
a small piece of wooden splinter came off from the ledge
and poke rite in between my fingernails and the flesh
OUCHHHHHHH
so poor thing hor..?
poor me..
poor tissue..
maybe it will rot inside there..
and cause inflamation
den have to cut off the finger
WORSE STILL..
i have to cut off my hand
WORST OF ALL
i have to cut off my arm
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
noo..o....o....oooooo.......

eh..
come to think of it hor.
tisue really veri hardworking lor
with such severe injuries still trn
(severe injuries = blister and the splinter)
nobel prize also not good enough for me ar!
tsk.
one gets worried over wad prize to collect when shes too pro

uncle leong: eh. so late den go home ar?
tissue: ya. we veri hardworking!
uncle leong: orh..be careful on the road ar!
tissue: okay!
tissue: oh ya! if any of our teachers ask who trained the most..
uncle leong: den?
tissue: U MUZ MENTION OUR NAMES!

hahahaha!
tis is called leaving good impression!
and my shots improved!
with tat lame safra weapon i can hit a small small grouping of 10 shots..
not bad le lar
haha!
looking forward to next yr's b div..
tough competition though..
both interior and exterior...
(i sound like a designer toking about houses)

anyway..class allocation is out
and im proudly a four-ian once again!
so it would be..
one-fourian two-fourian three-fourian four-fourian
does it remind u about tis little red indian song?
one little two little three little indians..
four little five little six little indians..
hahaha!
im stuck with the number "4" in the yrs of my nanyang life
cant wait to meet my new classmates
=D

tis is tissue signing off..
and being extra careful about wad she is posting..
coz lately found out tat ppl outside nanyang might be reading the posts..
=D
cheerios!

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# posted by So Cliché at 5:09 PM

tissue is on SUPER high spirits
becoz..
for the pass few yrs of my life..
i have been trying to shoot pistol
i have tried 27 shots
AND TODAY
the 28th shot on
15th of November, 2006
TISSUE FINALLY SUCCEEDED

firstly..i want to thank my parents
thnx for all the support these years
i love u ppl!
secondly..i want to thank Angela
thnx for ur guidance by me today
it gave me a lot of inspirations
thnx once again for ur guidance!
third..i wan to thank E.K
thnx for saying "stop playing"
it made me feel a little suaned
and tats y i was motivated
fourth..i wan to thank slacker3
thnx for the one shot on ur pistol
it made me realise tat i need to work harder
last but not least
i wan to thank coach.
thnx for not guiding me in pistol!
if not i wont be tis far rite now

THANK YOU EVERYONE
I FINALLY DID IT!
anyone who see tis post plz tag "congrats" on the tagboard. thnx!

slacker3: eh. y u come to trn everyday?
tissue: y? coz i wan to improve?
slacker3: u nth better to do isit?
tissue: @*#*% u also come everyday wad!
slacker3: its different! its my life!
tissue: ...

okay lor
i wan to trn got any wrong isit?
i slack also kena scolded
now i trn hard also kena
wth!?
and wad he mean by nth better to do lor?!
tissue is a veri busy person okay!?
(well..not really)
safra should feel honoured tat im trning so often
i din kope ur hc lanes or weapons wad
tok tok tok..chiang ar!
hahaha! okay..not funny
but im quite amused when he said it was his life..
o.o
tats quite a good spirit i muz say..
work hard!
got chance de!
one day u wont be so irritating anymore
:P

and tissue is feeling super ego
as posted by muachee..
we went ice skating
im not going to brag how well i skated
(coz i din skate well at all)
i veri poor thing!
got 3 big blisters on my leg
den now they merge and became one HUGE blister
and i still went for trning today
-act seh-
a bit de..noble hor
COME! GIVE ME NOBEL PRIZE!
win le lor!
=D

tis is tissue signing off
making up her mind tat she will go safra to trn tmr
wahahahaha
kope the denker lanes!
cheerios!

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# posted by So Cliché at 10:17 PM

REVENGE of the muachee!! yayys
haha ytd we so geh kiang..
morning train then go iceskateskate. then come back and train
my legs died on me today..
):
but.. we had fun right!
oh yeah. darling!! december second..
set ah!
but go where...
do wad..
heehee
(((:

TISSUE!
your flu gone ready not...
((:
so long no see any orange or red.. and i just saw the greenish blue thing thing
so i shall post an aboslutely pointless post.
my level of crapping not as high as zijin yet..
can find nothing to crap about today.
HAHA

cheers to using 603 guns and 3oo guns...
RIGHT...

anws
jiayou jiayou!

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# posted by So Cliché at 12:43 PM

er..
in the previous post..
some one called eening wans me to be her shifu wor!
wah...tissue also got such a day ar
BUT
i wanna shua3 da4 pai2
i dun accept as as desciple!
tsk! crapping standard so low. go home learn more den come!
-act pro-
-act seh-

u noe y i dun wan to accept u as desciple or not?
dun say tissue veri mean hor!
i got reasons one!
one BIG reason is tat she not in good mood now ar!

Place: Safra lane 9, 10, 12
People involved: tissue, muachee, slacker 3 (a.k.a chin kiat)
***************************************
INCIDENT:

muachee: eh! tissue!
tissue: wad. i juz calm down. dun make me laugh again
muachee: i wan to slack!
tissue: cannot!
muachee: i wan to shoot pistol!
tissue: dun shoot onto other ppl's card hor
muachee: ee. u so mean de
slacker3: er..u wan to use my pistol or not?
muachee: can ar! okayokay!

*piangpiangpiang! piangpiangpiang! piangpiangpiang!*

muachee: eh! veri fun leh!
tissue: i try try!

*piangpiangpiang! piangpiangpiang! piangpiangpiang!*
(no lar..its actually PIANG onli)

tissue: wah! i cant see any shots! it should be in the black area!
muachee: pull back see see!

and we found tat my shot din get onto the card
....
...
..
.

tats not all!
tis incident reminds tissue of her sad past..
xiang3 dang1 nian2....
****************************************
Place: Safra lane 28++
People: tissue, eening, some E.K gang
Incident:

tissue: eh! veri fun! i wan to try pistol!
eening: okayokay!

*piangpiangpiang! piangpiangpiang! piangpiangpiang!*
tissue shot about 15 shots?
ya..about 15..

E.K & Gang: wah! so pro! cannot see any shots on the white area!
eening: ya! i think all on the black area!
tissue: wah! really ar?

*pull back card*

E.K & Gang: ...
eening: ...
tissue: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

not even ONE shot on the card
im such a good material for shooting pistol man!
i think i can comfort myself tat my shots are on other ppl's card
slacker3 had to say tat his first few shots din get the card too
i understand the effort to make me feel better..
BUT I FEEL EVEN SADDER
T.T

tats y!
i today bad mood
the horfun and fried rice cheat our feelings one
den muachee had to eat SO MUCH
i today anything also not in rite path!
THE MORE I TYPE THE PISS-ER I AM
erer..maybe i should stop here
and hibernate in the fridge for a while
if not i will explode man

tis is tissue signing off
tearing out her hair
(but even if i do so..i still got more hair den eening!)
=D
cheerios!

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# posted by So Cliché at 10:15 PM