whoa.. tissue had such a good sleep yesterday night late in the night at about 1.40am dearest ah gu smsed me and praised me about sth nice i had done =D =D =D and so we chatted for a while SUDDENLY tissue heard tissue-mama's approaching footsteps as a great actress...tissue reacted immediately and pretended to be asleep i can feel tissue-mama by my bedside.. when unexpectedly my handphone vibrated -.- there goes all my efforts tissue-mama became a bit angry "Y SO LATE U HAVEN SLEEP?" "WHO ARE U SMSING?" so tissue replied : MY BF! ** tissue-mama exploded** HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so crap but its quite nice to find someone to chat with at such a late hour shall do tat more often.. come to think of it.. y isnt tissue-mama asleep yet.. =\ btw... how in earth we got such a heavy-weight trouble here? (trouble= da xiang) (heavy-weight= elephant) and y in earth r u pulling the muslims in lor they r so innocent NO RACISM!later u kena caught den u noe ar *i would love to see tat* and plz hor.. make ur words cleaner on the wadeva-fc blog u created u sound so deprived of girlfren like tat (HAHA!) went to watch deathnote with ham on friday whee! L soooo cute! look like a goondu! er...tat sounds a bit more like an insult den praisetissue went home like an egyptian ******cannot imagin the egyptian ar? aiyo..没知识, 要有常识...没常识, 也得看电视! ********* 3 easy steps to get frozen in a theatre: 1. drink iced drinks 2. dun bring/wear jackets 3. wear sleeveless SO!i walk out of the cinema with all my joints stiff and limbs straight like those egyptians on the wall-paintings HAHA! went to safra with muachee on thursday.. heck dun wan to tok about it so screwed tat tupid rifle and tat tupid-er cheekpiece caused sore muscles on my neck eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! coach jia says: 你还有一颗热爱中国的心! O.o sounds a bit de... too patriotic for me i think i juz miss my relatives back there ba tis is tissue signing off eating a big red juicy sweet apple! (muachee veri jealous rite?) Light: there wont be apples for you as long as there are cameras in my room. Ryuk: MEH!?!?! now i noe where eening's "meh" came from =D cheerios!TERMINATED
hahas.zj ur uber lame.=.=. sian. today last day as a cls le leh. and sec two is officially OVER.awwww.='/ lalala. hais. gotta start to meng train le. wahaha. but no guns at safra.how ah.><". debbie: the rifle is longer than eening! =.=. WHERE GOTTT. i not so short can. debbie: got lor!is you parallex error.=P. ..... no comments. T.T.bully me de. -pokes debbie- lublub. lvl closure! i think ms yeo was laughing her head off lah.=D. butbut nv thanks li lao shi,mrs koh andand the sci teachers leh.><"a bit de weird. ahwells. wonder what cls im gg to be in next yr. walala. debbie: i noe u want to be in the same cls as me.x). but very small chance leh.u taking bio and lit.i taking phy and geog. .__________. joey says joey rocks the most.=Dclara says clara rocks more than joey. always listen to joey. clara is always right. er. ._. ^^; no comments. so bored. joey is spouting nonsense.-.-. lalala. so many ppl taking pics like no business today. haha. lynn almost squashed me.x.x whee lala. ohohoh zj. who is DA XIANG? the guy in the taggie? o.o. so amusing.xD. and what war lah. war as in fightfight war? idaou,udaome war? ._. enlighten me.=D debbie is apparently very bored. like me. cause she's sitting beside me.=D. must have influenced her.^^ debbie says it's the other way round thou. xP.wtv la.=). ok fine. i think debbie is more bored than me. thus i've become so bored. must be her GREATGREAT influence. heh heh. spouting so much nonsense. JOEY HOK! chuan ran the disease to me. ><. ok this whole para is lame.-.-. zj! see i posted.nyehnyeh. but it was an uber lame post. but nvm! it's still a post.x). must be so proud of me right! ^^ nicer than ur crappie posts.HAHAHA.no lah jk. crappie but got quality.=D. hmms.wonder what's happening at the upper lvl now. =/. eesh. hope i didnt worsen the situation.^^; nvm. it shall end well!happy ending.x). -chases joey hok away- yay shall end here. joey insists that i type. they live happily ever after.-.-. there i said it. okay byebye.x). joey and debbie says BYEEE. siewying says HII. -.-.
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eh...a lot of things seemed to happen these few days..and thus tissue is once again here to save the day!*applause plz!*thnx...=Dthe seniors affair...juniors should not intervene too muchbudden...its a bit de..dumb-.-pardon me for using tat wordso...*scan scan skip skip next chapter*ha-ha-py-py walk through tis yr den say(ha-ha-py-py means kai1 kai1 xin1 xin1)=Dtats tissue languageand did i say i wanna declare a war against mr elephant?YESH I DIDand im serioushow come u everything also muz kachiao us?!too much free time ar?always call us termitesveri de noisy lehthus!tissue has decided to step out of the comfort zone!and not hide from the harsh reality!the sleeping goddess is going to stand up for all the termite allianceand battle with u till the end!be prepared!(er..do i sound a little childish in the last para?)okay..i didas im posting tis..its raining heavily outside..juz like wads happening around mebut nvm..the sun will appear in no time..super short post=Dcheerios!TERMINATED
=Drandom tissue is back!i was thinking...anyone realised tat im the most active person on this blog?maybe i should commend myself!=Dseriously lar!i din blog for 3 daysthis place dieded.moral of the story: this blog cant survive without tissue!*whoa. i feel SO honoured*i duno wad to blog about leh..i always plan the content onli after i start typing.like how i work on my chinese compos.seriously, its better to work this waycoz if u think of any ideas even before u see the qn,it might be misleadingden u will try to weave all kind of ridiculous stories juz to satisfy the idea*tsk tsk*NOT GOOD!y am i giving lessons here?!continuetheres an imposer on nyshooting blog!by right i should be pissedcoz the tags seemed to be very..defamingsay until i veri arrogant like tati where got good enough to give tuition lor?!i onli offered my help to fishietats purely good intention of a senior to help a juniorbut nevertheless..im somehow..flatteredhaha!所谓: 不招人妒是庸才.someone must have admired me sooooo much to impose me!moral of the story: the imposer boost my ego!oh yatoking about egosomething tat happened yesterday deflated my tiny ego*sniffsniff*muachee and i trned without suits yesterdayand it was a complete disaster!u can see the sight thingy sqinging from left to rightup to downi wondered how i trned last timei think im quite dependant on suitsand tats wads hindering my progress!i shall start trning without suits occasionallytat will help my dong zuo(i hope)yesterday was quite..eventfulwe trained near 2 hc pistolers (ulu ulu ones)LIKE HELLthey soooo mistreat their pistols!(to be precise, its one of them)a fat fat round round oneafter shooting on the cardhe juz BANG and slam the pistol on the ledgeif the pistol landed on the handle area..i might not be as pissedBUT he landed the thing on the cylinder!why am i pissed ar?imaginone day we will be joining the hc shooting clubu can already see how the ppl mistreat their weaponsit showed complete arrogance and incompetenceand also, no sign of appreciationtats patheticmuachee commented tat tat person would never go fari agree*tsk tsk*other den the 2 black sheepsthere are still some good pistolers aroundhe trned almos everydaylucky he not girllucky he no riflistif not we diehahaand yesterdaysafra was invaded by M-I-L-L-I-P-E-D-E-S!OMGmillipedes!ewi spotted 2 dead onesall curled upthey looked like rubber bands..and i got a scare by stepping on a real rubber bandcoz i tot i killed a millipede-.-dun blame me lor!i couldn see the rubber band clearly martis happens when im TOO tall=Dmuachee and sushee will never have tis problemhaha!(no offence)(or have i already offended someone?)hahaha!muachee: u will be like tat tree (points to a tall coconut tree)tissue: huh?muachee: u will be like tat piece of wood! (notice the pun on "wood")tissue: ...muachee: haha!tissue: den u will be like tat potted plantmuachee: huh?tissue: u will also be a piece of wood, juz shorterHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAmuachee: if i ever grow taller den u...tissue: yea y?muachee: i doubt u will still be my frentissue: oh...den i think i will foreva be ur fren(in case anyone dun understand..wad i said means tat muachee will nv be taller)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAnotice tat tissue always makes the cleverer comment=Dtis is tissue signing off with a evil grin=DTERMINATED
long time no bloghow is everyone?!(sounds so ying yong wen)YAY!I DIN FLUNK MY CHINESE!!!!!=Dsuper high!but...today, october 16is an VERI IMPORTANT DAYit marks a VERI IMPORTANT EVENTtoutou's 2yr lost anniversarypoor thingdunno how isit nowmaybe being starved by the roadside somewhere far awayor maybe being adopted by a nice family and get good food*pray its the latter*haiz..stop on tis topicsomethings are better kept insidewan to go safra...WILL BE GOIN TMR!=D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D can see im super happyoh yatoking about safratheres tis guy from HCI dam hardworkingthe name i forgota pistoleralways going safraeverytime muachee and i was therehe would be thereden we go there play and slackhe go there train!so pia rite?den today saw him on 852go safra AGAINwhoa piangtrn so hardim getting a little guilty*nudge muachee and eening: u all leh? i feel dam slack leh!*so!thnx for the inspiration unknown-guy!i have made up my mind to trn hard!muachee and sushee!deal?!okay deal.=Doh ya!going for mutton bryani tmr!=Dsuper nicedunno wherelast time go search for it myself den almos got losthell heck.....hicks!*the hicks refer to my hiccup*after tat still got ice cream!remember the one i said i fell in love with!yea!you qing ren zhong chen juan shu!=D =Dim gonna get fat tmrbut who cares loreat first den sayhowever theres one prob bugging meA LOT OF NICE FLAVOURSBUT DUNNO WHICH ONE I SHOULD BUY!hell heck.....hicks!oh oh oh!i noe alreadyi shall buy the shop!den like tat can eat all!=D(do i sound greedy?)well...there can be greedy angels also mar=Dending my post here!my granny made bao zi tat kind of china china onesCRAZILY NICEoh so sad!cannot share with my fans out thereu wan i can sen u!through msn or singapore post!=Dtis is tissue the sleeping goddess signing off with her nose already flying to the bao zi=Dcheerios!TERMINATED
hey slackers!!!!revenge of the muacheeHAHAoh yes. our shooting jackets:DDDDDDARRIVED!!!!!!!!nice nice warm warmpay up pay up. and you''ll get it:DDDDDDresults.on friday the thirtennth.abigblackBABOONICfridayhow wonderful hor..nvmclose both eyes and dont believe can liao:DGOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!<333byebye.TERMINATED.
=Dtissue is super high now!y leh?i also dunno=Dsuper short post.cya peeps!cheerios!TERMINATED
such a slacking day!=Dlilan and huifang came to tissue's housewe had a karoake sessionhahasth like tat larden ate a lotden drank a lot den tok crap a lotAND I SANG A LOT!tats y they went home with broken eardrums=Dmy voice quite high caneven attracted the attention of my granny who was sleepingi can go join some opera troupe or maybe form a band =Dnot bad not badtoday veri funny!huifang sing song sing halfwayher pitch went offden she laughed throughout the rest of the song-.-lamoden we were in front of our computers staring at the lyricsso weirdbut veri fun!nice time rocking and rolling=DBUDDEN RITEthe stupid auditionhar?!suddenly today wan to patchhar?!made us wait and waitden now still cannot playhar?!idiotic siaalways choose wrong time detmr is the daythe day!the day when we all..will get!will get our most anticipated...most expected...NY SHOOTING CLUB JACKET!leeelaaaleeelaaa!yayden tmr is also the daythe day!the day when we will all..will eat!will eat our most darling-ed...most craved...LAKSA AND CURRY CHICKEN!leeelaaaleeelaaa!*budden hor. how to go to queenstown there ar?*finally tat yandepunena person finished our stufftook him soooooooooo longi think their sewing machine muz be as constipated as himtats y it took them so long to get the stuff outhope its nicei mean..the design is veri nice!hope the workmanship turns out good tooyay!okay.last thing i wanna mentionmuachee has won the prize by answering the quiz i gave previouslyshe shall be treated to ...wadeva larlolipop!hahaso cheapo prizeokay lari treat her to...a drink?im broke recently...T.THERE COMES A NEW QUIZ!a winner will get a prize too!muachee cannot participatecoz shes the winner for the previous prizeQN: 生活就像被__ __, 既然反抗不了, 那么就享受吧!*2 chinese words*TERMINATED
i wan to cry!boo-hoo-hoo...*sniffsniff*tissue cut her fingersyeapay attention to the fingerS3 at one gohellgrow up i can be butcher liaoso good at cutting things upSUPER PAINFUL SIAomgomgim faintingim dyingim dead*CHOY*cannottmr pass le den i die*CHOY*cannot alsoi haven go safra so cannot dieokayi have decided -- TISSUE SHALL NOT DIE!yea!i shall eat lots of red bean!they r good for bloodnow tat i lost so much blood through my fingers..how i cut my fingers one ar?dun tell uhahacoz it will be such a disgrace to the sleeping godhaha=Deh asking a qnif a+b=cden c= ?post in ur answers on the tag boardthe person who got the rite answer shall get a prize from tissue!wad prize ar?haven decide=Dtis is tissue signing off with 7 fingers typingcheerios!TERMINATED
=Dthree guesses who?ya laso cleverTHIS IS SLEEPING GOD TISSUE!=Dsuper sad daythe haze is causing me A LOT of problemand by A LOTi mean A LOTreally A LOTim like suffocating can?muachee also rite?ya..should beno asthma also become got asthma le lorso tootjuz finished our geog not too soonstudied environmetal degradationden now tis forest fire came out-.-i din noe geog have SPA test alsoanywayi gave up on one of my wishestat is to beat eening at audicoz i found it to be...inmaterialisticcoz it cant be fulfilledno chance at allkena ownedbut nvm!i still have the same number of wishes!can i add in one mor?i wan someone!=Derpsdoes tat sound a little misleading?i mean i wan a personbut is a femaleerpsdoes tat sound misleading-er?i mean i wan tis person as she is quite niceerpsdoes tat sound misleading-est?nvmyue4 miao2 yue4 hei1shall stop miao-inglater look like chaota i die*points to take note: im not les**another point to take note: im bi =D*hahahalets list all my darlings!1. jiamin2.lilan3.muachee4.huifang5.eening (she got her own darling called m**k)6.jiamingsomemore whom i too lazy to list downbut the above 6 darlings are quite devoted to me i can say=D
not bad6 darlings..not many can accomplish tathahaheydid anyone realise tat tom and jerry hasnt been on tv for a long time?im missing them..so super cutemy childhood favourite show=Dokaycan see im seriously siancan see rite?okayits quite obviousfinale -- scienceim not gonna let myself down by flunking itits my best subject last yreven better den my chinesehahaso!TRIPLE SCIENCE!HERE COMES TISSUE!tis is tissue-mama signing offhahatissue-mamagot influenced by Goong.notice tat when they address the ppl ..they always say: yes mamaden it sound likeyea MAMA!HAHAHAyea baby!yea!...sryTERMINATED
WHEEEEEEEEE~finally history is over.HAHAHAHA.i got a feeling a lotta ppl did on migration can.xD.but anw!let's move on to the other tests.AND GET THEM OVER WITH.gogo ny shooters!=DDwheeeee!<33333333
