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Saturday, September 30, 2006

=D
today is a remarkably amazing day!
um...not tat amazing lar
juz trying to make the post seem lighter in the tone
mugging and mugging and mugging.
wad subject leh?
全民公敌-- history!
wad the blardie hell
takes a long time for me to memorise them
i nid to have a new brain
=D
how i hope history test and geog test switch place
haiz
nvm.
i can do it
im Miss Last Minute
=D

yesterday at midnight i was online..
toking to my fren
we were arguing and debating if i was angelic
i stubbornly held on to the fact tat i am sweet and kind creature
and thus i won
=D
tis proved that i am a god-sent angel
and i have 铜牙铁齿
suddenly dam happy about my success
i shall be nicer to everyone to commemorate tis day
=D

tats all for today folks!
have fun installing history into ur memory cards
cheerios!

TERMINATED

Thursday, September 28, 2006

=D
tissue had a really great day!!
y leh?
coz i finally tide over a great crisis--german test!
its not tat hard afterall
=D
super relaxed
BUT CANNOT!
i cannot lax
i have to continue my mugger mode
until EOY pass
den im gonna stuff myself and muachee fat with paomian and mix veg rice
and flood myself with gulp and slurpee and freeze
=D
did i mention anything about going on diets?
oh
diets can go to hell le
coz im no longer interested in losing weights
im still NOT TAT heavy
=D
(melwee same height as me she heavier)
yay

tissue has newly invented a set of "HOW TO PASS UR SUBJECTS?!"

1. how to pass lang arts?
answer: by bullshitting and be melodramatic
2. how to pass chinese?
answer: by giving morally correct answers and cliche answers
3. how to pass maths?
answer: by finishing up all the qns on workbook/testbook
4. how to pass science?
answer: by using all keywords tat can be associated with qn
5. how to pass history?
answer: by quoting and bullshitting
6. how to pass geography?
answer: to sounding geographically correct and proffesional

the above Q&A rounds off tissue's theory of passing subjects
it works
but um..
not guaranteed 100%
im quite serious
i use the skills above
=D
okay..i noe my scores not tat good
but..i seriously slack a lot
and the above methods always saves drowning tissue in time
=D
im not asking ppl out there to slack btw

so.
posted a average length post
and uh..
dunno wad else to crap about
so.
tis is tissue signing off with my doggie by my side.
cheerios!

TERMINATED

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

=D
see the smiley..noe its tissue
haha
tissue's zhao1 pai2 smiley
=D

lol
so tupid
can see tissue is seriously stupified by her endless german notes
haiz
so super frustrating
its like..
when u hold up the notes and mug...
u understand and its really easy
budden once u put down the notes..
u dun seem to remember anything
you noe how to do
and yet u dunno how to do
get me?
nvm. its okay if u dun
but i really experience tat sometimes
super irritating
i think is confidence level in the subject ba
i never have tis prob for chinese
=D
i have been flunking my german for the past 3 terms
wah sian
so i shall not flunk it anymore
tats it
NO MORE

toking about flunking..
my mum she really super many faces
um..i mean..
she got a lot of sides
at the start of the yr she was like..
"IF U FLUNK ANY OF UR TEST U WILL GET IT!"
den juz now on the phone she was like..
"dear..dun worry. juz try ur best. its okay if u flunk"
WTH?
u saw the difference in the tones?
but im already like..

见怪不怪
coz shes like tat every time
...
wad can tissue do?
i realised im forced to adapt to a lot of things
and i dun feel like adapting to lame changes anymore
including the recent incident
i will NOT give in.
=D
(NO special meanings. get me right.)

tissue is turning artistic!
haha
veri bored earlier in the afternoon..
so drew a lot of circles when fernsehen ( meaning watch tv)
and i seriously think tat my final product is wunderbar! (wonderful)
haha
applying german
in preparation for tmr's test
WISH ME LUCK BUDDIES!
=D
maybe my art is not tat atrocious afterall
i might have gotten some artistic genes from papa tissue
=D

waiting for my dinner to come back..
NONONO!
correction: waiting for my mama to come back
=D
i have decided..
not to go on diet anymore
NO NEED TO
=D
coz i will slim down naturally after the EOYs
y leh?
coz i will be busy dming and trning
which helps a lot in losing weight.
well..maybe not really helpful
with reference to...
=D
its okay if u dun get me

i shall act good gal before mum comes back
and pretend to mug
cya buddies!
tis is tissue signing off with cheese cake at hand
cheerios!

TERMINATED

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

tissue is the tootiest toot ever lived
haiz
today is a generally nice day
quite slack...as usual
i never really mug for a day
whether exams coming or not..
tats my style
so cool rite!?
yea..cool
and i will die in my natural cool way

oh ya..
toking about cool
reminded me of yesterday at german class
a classmate of mine was asking the barbarian frau if her son was hot
as in.. handsome
den frau was like ... unwilling to answer
so my tis classmate changed the qn and asked if he was cool
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
super farni rite?!
hot and cool
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

den i was like watching tis toot show on chnl5 juz now
called "happy belly"
ulu ulu casts
but veri de...toot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
den there was tis another show called maggie and me
short form = maggie mee
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why is tissue laughing like a mad cow over such toot things?

talking about maggie mee
my mum always scold me
"u look like refugee, eat like refugee also!"
wth??
i got look like refugee meh?
refugee where got soo much pimples one?
and i where got eat like refugee lor..
its 100% NORMAL to love instant noodle
and im super pro at cooking them!
=D
my home econs veri good de okay!

oh ya!
yesterday at the german class
suddenly frau felt like talking about her ex-boyfren
and she was like praising tat guy to heavens
den later we asked her how does other german ppl look like
her reply was : potatoes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
imagin ppl looking like potatoes!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

something sad :
tissue's gonna go on a diet!
yea! a diet!
always laugh at tissue mama for eating onli carrots
now tissue has to suffer the same fate
TISSUE WILL LOOK LIKE RABBITS SOON!
haiz
not bad leh
same colour one
whee!
if u see any rabbits with red dots on its face..
no. its not small pox
no. its not indian bindis either
yes! its tissue!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

den there was tis farni compo i saw on a book
about frenship
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
it was veri farni
i like the part about tis person describing a female classmate as 'pyramid'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
u noe y pyramid?
go guess urself
super toot
but the whole thing was quite touching lar
i would never be able to write tat way
TISSUE SHOULD POLISH UP HER COMPO SKILLS
yea
polish polish polish
in no time my compo will be as polished as polished marble floor!
(use of similes)
how i hope my face could be polished up too..

nvm
tis is tissue signing off with a carrot at hand
cheerios!
TERMINATED

Monday, September 25, 2006

yo buds!
haha
buds sound soooo cute
poor tissue
kena kachiao by muachee and ah gu
but its okay lar
im born nice
dun wan to gen1 ta1 men2 ji4 jiao4

wad a super sian day
I HAVE THIRD LANG ON A BEAUTIFUL E-LEARNING DAY!
omg..its such a torture
to think i actually got to go back to moelc to suffer for 2 hours
wah sian
but cannot pon leh
TATS THE WORSE PART!
cannot pon!
coz exam drawing near
and i nid to grab the EOY chance to pull up my screwed grades last term
3rd lang marks are included in the final year result
super sad
now i noe y last term i got 3 marks lesser den i have expected
MY TUPID GERMAN PULLED ME DOWN!
i dun care
im gonna screw tis screwed up german of mine
and let it shine like wad it did last yr
i so clever..no prob de lar
=D

i do science until my hair looks like einstein's
i do history until i can no longer keep up with the present world
i do maths until i have to count sheeps to sleep
i do geography until i plan where to bury myself after i flunk my EOYs
i do chinese until i tok in a 诗情画意 way
i do english until i am no longer toking sense
i do german until i feel like peeling potatoes

walao
a life like tat
but nvm
after EOYs im gonna slack like never before
=D
i wanna chiong dm until the dm machine recognise me
=D
i wanna be the next qin2 shi3 huang2 and burn all my books
=D
i wanna shoot until the whole safra no more ceilings
=D
i wanna online until i cant differentiate morning and night
=D
i wanna audition until i beat eening
=D
i wanna sleep and wake up onli when i feel like it
=D
i wanna gorge and binge and stuff myself and eat myself broke
=D

i think tats all i can think of now
but certainly not all the activities i will be indulging in
=D
tis is tissue signing off with a joker attitude again
QUEEN JOKER IS BACK~~~~~~!

TERMINATED

Sunday, September 24, 2006

HARLOW PEOPLE!!
wahaha.
my colour gone to dunno where le.
u guys only see one whole chunk of blue words.
hoho.
drown in the sea of tissue's crap.
._.
hehe.xD
anw,TISSUE ARH.
u good lor.
eat so much also never turn fat one.
HMPH.
AND HOR.what figure u talking abt lah.
i everyday see u also see no figure.
HAHAHAHA.
i feel so mean.
maybe cause of eoys.
i gg a bit the cuckoo le.
xPP.
but everyday mugmugmug.
of course will have a bit screw loose somewhere de.
heh heh.

okay!
enough crapping.
how's eoys mugging gg guys?
good?
wonderful?
fantabulous?
or..none of the above?
xDD.
so lame.
i think should be okay right.
everyone's putting lots and lots of effort!
cause it's the last time to PIA le.
then can SLACK after eoys.
post eoys!
cant wait for it to arrive.
trng at safra!
YAYYY.
which means i can overslp and not arrive too late.
HAHA.
living near safra rawks lah.
x).
thenthen.can dm again!
DOUBLE YAYY.
hehe.
thenthen.can see jones they all again!
TRIPLE YAYY.
oh gosh.so hyper.
HAHA.
and it's only 10 in the morn.LOLS.
eening is feeling highhigh.
and is crapping much more than tissue.
wahaha.

hmm.
ENVIROMENTAL DEGRIDATION.
and MIGRATION.
time to go mugmug geog and hist le.
i shall MEMO goeg.and lock it away somewhere.
then go read hist and try and rmb the sequence of events logically.
then after hist test, open up my geog info and puke it all out during geog test.
=DD.
yay.
eening shall be a good girl and continue to mug again.
^^
JIA YOU FOR EOYS BABES!!
all the best kay.wheeeee~
rock on yea!<3!

TERMINATED
P.S eening forgot to put terminated and chose wrong font colour
P.S.S tissue is the kind soul who changed for her =D

Saturday, September 23, 2006

yo!
such a nice day man
a slacking day
did a bit of work and the rest is all play
dunno y
dun seem to feel anxious about EOYs or etc
im INDIFFERENT
(ms yeo's description of the symptoms)

ate a great deal
reason?
coz im hungry!
hahahahahahahahaha
okay. not funny
im still eating while im typing tis post
(nice cheesecake)
list of wad i had eaten:
BREAKFAST
- one serving of lormee
-half serving of nasi lemak
-1 glass of milk
-lots of cheese crackers
-some choco
LUNCH
-1 bowl of paomian
-3 apples ( i beat u to it muachee!)
-2 tuna bread
-1 glass of mango juice
DINNER
-30++ dumplings (jiao zi)
-2 bowls of porridge
-1 bowl of MAMA-TISSUE-TOMATO-SOUP (jiamin loves it)
-2 apples ( i ate 5 altogether!)
-1 glass of mango juice
SUPPER
-2 slices of cheesecakes
-1 glass of milk
-2 ham + cheese + lettuce sandwich
-lots of cheese crackers

dun wry
u r not seeing things
TISSUE managed to consume all tat in one day
about...14hrs?
pro rite!
hahahaa
i spent like almost half of my time eating..?
i guess im good enough to join the da4 wei4 wang2 competition
maybe can win lor
i suddenly feel so guilty thinking of how much i ate today
if i eat so much everyday
i think i can eat my savings broke man!
hahahahahahaha
and i think i will grow fatter..
=/
not good
actually wont lar
i have been eating like tis for a long time
since like the start of tis yr?
and im still as...
as...
im not skinny
I STILL HAVE MY NICE FIGURE!
*vomits*
im not anorexic!
i *vomits* is becoz of my 'nice figure'
hahahahahahaha
oh ya!
i grew a little taller!
should not be a prob to reach 170cm by the end of the yr
=D
so happy!
shall keep my weight at 49kg
=D

I WAN TO GO SHOOT!
LALALALAA
SHOOOOOT AR!
budden hor
clever tissue tot of sth
u see ar
if we cant use our weapons
and use safra ones instead..
den..
den..
the safra weapons..
they need to be and pumped..
den..
den..
wad about our tripods..?
they rot ar?
coz its stupid to put a tripod near ur side when u cant even use it
imagin having to handpump the stupid guns
they drain more energy den wad i use to shoot lar!
walao
den i so tall
i have to bent to pump lor
=D

dun care lar
sianz
been asking around for hug
haha
TISSUE IS BECOMIN PERVERTIC!
jkin
but seriously..
after coming into ny
i became a lot womanised
and turned lesified
HAHAHA
look out muachee and eening!
lol
sounds so horny
IMPT POINT: i still prefer guys...
=D
tis post is getting nowhere
so tissue shll stop crapping and end it here
cheerios!

TERMINATED

Thursday, September 21, 2006

2 posts created quite a lot of hoohas
and thus tissue decided to delete it
i dun understand y u dun get my point
however tissue tries to explain
seriously..
i admit tat there is a lot of misunderstandings
but we have our mistakes too

i realised i was too rash
and im apologetic about TAT ONLI
about ur side..
i dunno
u dun seem to get our point

and i wan to make my statements clear again:
my intention was not to insult u
and let u feel small or wadeva
anyone close to me can vouch tat im not someone like tat
im juz trying to get u to see the reality
u really need to change
if it goes on like tat it will be hard for both u and ur frens
frens is not about tolerating when u feel like it
its when u really care every moment
and i find it hard to spot tat point on u

hope the conselling will do u good
and let u understand urself better
stop pitying urself
compared to many others out there
u r way blessed

read more books and treat frens more carefully
it helps a lot
hope u will find a better fren den me
who is willing to accept u in a way tat i cant
jiayou for EOYS
cheerios!

TERMINATED

Sunday, September 17, 2006

haiya
such a depressed day can
suddenly feel tat weekends pass by sooo fast
like flying
like flashing
like..shooting!
haha
randoming here
no surprise if u see no link

today tissue veri pathetic lor
whole day at home no food
NO FOOD!
its killing tissue who love food so much
got lots of money with me
coz mum juz gave me weekly allowance
budden no use also
coz no key!
i cant get out to buy lunch
i cant even jump out from the window can?!?
12th storey..
will take my life man
sososo!
i spent my time eating biscuits!
um
i mean i ate biscuits to fill my elastic stomach
and milk
when my frens r eating outside
or at home mama got cook nice stuff

milk and biscuits..
sound so refugee food can?
but luckily!
there is CHOCO!
omg
choco save my life man
it made me feel so much blessed
hahaha
oh ya
i cut my left foot with pen knife
-.-
dun ask me how
okay lar. i say
i was cutting this big piece of cardboard
(source unknown)
coz i juz ate my fill and had nth better to do
so i sat on the floor on my little cushion and started to cut!
into all kind of weirdo shapes lar
den i was watching tis Chen Shui Bian thingy on chnl 52
den i see the sea of red and the patch of green suddenly veri excited
dunno why also lar
den din pay attention to my knife and foot
den cutcutcut
OUCH!
i cut my toe!
T-T
quite deep cut somemor
i tot i was dying..
haha. not tat serious lar
den not much blood also
so i concluded tat toes dun receive much blood from the body
its ostracized
hahahahahahahaha
jiaming the toesies lover will be so sad to see tis
but seriously
the sink water flat thingy veri de...
veri de... nonsensical
like ahgu
hahahahahahahaha
but quite interesting too lar
do i sound like im gloating over the incident?
i dunno
but from my mum i heard cheena ppl mostly gloated over the incident
and the angmoh ppl like veri diulian
hahaha
dunno the political stuff lar
mum finally came back and announced the arrival of dinner!
happy muggin
cheerios!
TERMINATED

Friday, September 15, 2006

haha
tis is tissue the mad person again!
those who missed me raise up ur hands!
*hands shooting up like pellets*
really miss pellets a lot.
miss pellet boxes too
haha
not bad le lar
at least get to hold my gun on thursday
quite satisfied le
muz learn to be satisfied in life
=D

anyway...
nothing to tok about too
haha
dun believe me when i say i have nothing to say
look at the previous post
i started out with nth in mind
budden later still managed to pull so long
so pro rite
ya thnx for the compliment

ITS A WONDERFUL DAY!
haha
especially without her around
so relax and free
tats not the point
the point is..
TODAY IS SO UNEXCEPTIONALLY HIGH!
Melwee was like hysterics
muachee was her usual form
(meaning as lag as usual)
and i was somehow suffering from marathon nose
but still can laugh and joke lar
hahaha
call me shen
i realised sth when i reached home
WAHAHAHAHA
i din lock the door
i mean in the morning when i went to school
i din lock the door
dam scary can
and luckily it was not broken into
yay!
and din tell my mum
later she will chop me up

the bus ride home was super toot
toking about how hwachong ppl sleep on the bus
got a lot of diff pose one
some mouth open bigbig like waiting for fly to fly in
others r like..
leaning on the handle and sleep
but the head juz slide down
den bang into the glass with dam loud noise
pro-er still the person continued to do tat for several times continuosly
poor head
sure got concussion de
a badly traumatised brain
some is like the head bouncing up and down
den sec ones sleep with a lot of things dropping
higher sec ppl sleep veri got style
wadeva lar
i think i can write a whole report with melwee on the bus about them le
hahaha
if i ever go for some masters degree and need a thesis
i might consider writing tat
muahahahahahaha
not funny
plz laugh can
im choking my nose with tissue the moment im typin these stuff with 1 hand
i noe u will feel veri touched
i so jing4 ye4 rite?
ya lor
i feel so too
hahaha
OMG
I SMELT STH
smells like...
something is..
is..
BURNING
OMG
MY FOOD!
sure hopeless liao
i make another serving ba
BLEARGH!
TERMINATED

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

ello ello!
i said i would continue..SO HERE WE ARE
right..where was i ?
oh
the english breakfast everyday
with unlimited toast
organic eggs
fried butter mushrooms( the ones you find white in supermarkets)
which when you smell, its heaven
heh
baked beans , english sausages
and hash browns
and the indian food?
TO DIE FOR
even better than the 6th avenue one
as in, im talking like...the vegetable curry was so good i could have eaten like 4 bowls and not get tired.
just so many vegetables cooked in a very fragant yet not overpowering sauce, and stewed into a goulash kind of thick curry
gorgeous
hmm
let me do a pic of the BREAKFAST

you see how nice it is??

muahahahhahahhahahahha

damn nice

ok

on the secondday

we went

..why the hell is blogger doing this seperate line thingy

STOP IT YOU STUPID BLOGGer

sorry

ur gng to have to stand this stupid two line gap thingy

stupid blogger

anw.

on the second day, we went on a tour to ely cathedral

a very nice cathedral

but very very ulu

shall concentrate on the nice lunch we had
hahaha
quiche fried onions and butter beans
wheee
and yes this is a crabapple tree
crabapples are a veryvery sour type of apple, dun eat them alone like i did. i lost the use of my tongue for sometime. blagh
haha

erllo ello
sorry i havent blogged for so long
but looked like you guys were having fun, and i didnt want to interupt the nice blend of colours with an ugly red
hahaha
besdies, you noe the founder must give way to the next generation
lol
lol
so what you wanna hear about?
my nice stupid life?
so flattering
oh well
went to cambridge as you all noe
MISSED YOU LOADS
brought back 40 bucks worth of gorgeous fudge whichi carried around in my backpack for more than 24 hours on the way back home*feel guilty ppl. FEEL GUILTY. thank you*
and it got squashed.
but its still edible
the stuff there, is GORGEOUS
ITS WONDERFUL
and its cold
and its three times as expensive as singapore
*money flying away on white wings*bye money!!*waves sadly*
the architecture is gorgeous
ok
hmm
shall i do a day to day summary and make you guys green with envy?
hhhmmm
yes I SHALL wahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahha:P
monday
6am: we leave!
7am: check in, and find a very very cheap place to eat in the airport.
ssssshhh im sharing this secret with you,
the staff canteen is not only cheap? ITS GOT THE BEST MEESIAM EVER
its got so much good food
and not as super ex as the airport
but its in the air port
wahahhaha
feel jealous
on the plane, they have 80 movies and stuff
including all the recent blockbusters
im talking da vinci code(watched twice:D), x3 ,the king and the clown(muahahhahhahhahahha. are you green yet?) and loads of others
which i will not say for fear of angering you guys
so, in the end, watched movies for almost 12 straight hours
heathrow airport not as nice as our airport
seriously
saw apple trees!and pear trees! and really really nice flowers
sadly, no roses
long gone
oh well
i love roses
i shall post some pictures soon
we stayed in this really cool b and b
which is almost like a hotel
but . 1/3rd the price
muahhhahahahahhahahhahahahhaha
the breakfast every day?
*drool*floods com lab*short circuits keyboard*AHHHHHHH*victim nearly dead of extreme electrocution*
so nice....
i shal put picture up
whahahahha
ooohoh ..must go for assembly liaoz
CIAOZ
dun worry
will continue tonight
pormise

Sunday, September 10, 2006

hi everyone out there!
my dear readers and fans!
miss me a lot rite!?!?!?!?!
wahahahahahaha.
i have done whacking my bolster and my mum is gonna buy a new one for me
yay!

anyway..
first thing i would like to address is one person by the name of daxiang.
he might not read tis blog but i dun care
GUESS WAD HE CALLS NY PPL?

T-E-R-M-I-T-E-S
termites ppl!
tat toot call us termites!
no way we gonna accept tis name man
SO INSULTING CAN?
juz becoz we wear white we r termites?
den who is he?
grey grey small small sneaky sneaky de
mouse ar?
or juz DIRT?

juz another big blardie idiotic big mouth who tot hes pro
old age = can tok nonsense ?
so old already still dunno how to behave properly
pitiful man
loser
straightforward is not a bad thing
but depends on how he does it
the way he did is way IRRITATING
and he tot he was trying to be someone great.

though tis matter din affect us tat much lar..
but i kinda bushuang him
wahahahahaha!
so became target for me to blast at
dun ask me where he de2 zui4 me
coz i dunno
but i also dunno where ny ppl de2 zui4 him lor
tooter
goongoondu
think of names also muz use some common sense and creativity rite?
so unglam the nickname he gave
failure sia
use more of ur brain lar
TERMITES?
look whose speaking.

TERMINATED

Friday, September 08, 2006

WALAO
muachee and eening both posted ..
BUT BUT BUT
both entries add together still not even half the length of wad i posted
._.
smack ar!
wack ar!
i mean smacking and wacking my bolster.

sian ar...
so sian ar...
veri sian ar...
intensely sian ar...
blastingly sian ar...
juz dam sian ar...
T.T
whole day mugmugmug
mug until i become dai1 le lor
i go watch tv and i cant even understand the jokes they telling
omg
howhowhow?
i think i cut myself off from the outside world le
im becoming alien!
omg
im no longer an earthling!
omg
i came from dunno wadeva place!
omg
i dun understand the language on earth!
omg

CHEY!
dun scare myself...
haiya...
shall tok about my diet
=D
clever ppl will follow my diet
coz they support the growth of healthy pimples
=D
i really tired of them le man
REALLY TIRED
been applying lots of pimple cream
until i looked like pimple cream
*eh? no sense. nvm*
budden still refused to drink water
hahaha
I HATE WATER
i mean i hate pure water
not those drinks
so mum has been flooding me with all kind of juices
den stuff me with all kind of fruits
and banned me from all heaty stuff
including CHOCO!
omg
so depressed
how do i live without u..
i wan to noe...
how do i live without u..
if u ever to go..
how do i ever ever survive!?!?!?!?!?

im sacrificing a lot for tis hopeless pimple agricultural face of mine
and if it still doesnt forgo the plantation of eye-offending pimples..
im gonna..
im gonna..
im gonna..
complain to mama!
wa!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sniff* wa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *chokechokesniffsniff*

and then rite..
i found out sth
at least 15 of my friends disappeared from msn!
it made live even sianer
jiamin dun come online anymore..
neither do carol
*CAROL! WHEN U COMING BACK?*
huiqi and huiyuan also gone..
desmond also dunno where..
huifang also rarely available
same as tong
kexin and weilong...seldom see them
hoiman and laura also vanished...
aiya..still got a lot of missing earthlings lar
all gone to mug le
now i onli survive on muachee
and shes only available at night
SOS AR!
*moments later spaceship came and fetched tissue away to pluto*
TERMINATED

Thursday, September 07, 2006

heyy!
haha tissue ah!
lets mug mug mug hard!
hohohoho
do well in eoy then can go safra without guilt liao
YEAH~
(:
eening darling..
i think u very suay lehh
whole day kena spam by weird ppl..
keep changing blog add

haha
zijin!
i think we are suffering from the same thing!!
that is..
we binge on chocos!
haha
i cant study without choco..
my mummy has to stock up!!
you lehh

anws
hope u all are doing fine out there!
gambatte ne for finals!!
JIAYOU!
^.^

-muachee-
TERMINATED

ahhh.peeps.changed me url to :
http://freakified--.blogspot.com/

my old one got taken away by some idiotic gay spammer.
._.
so yeah.
i think..i shld go around and tell ppl to relink liao.
i lazy to think of another blog url le.
xDD.
so..cya peeps!

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

YO!
muggin for end of years?
having a veri sian day?
well..
tis is a place where u can be relieved of all the stress!
(tats wad im doin now)

below are some of the things u can do if u r really sian:

1. listen to loud music and sing along! be high! *woots*
2. binge on wadeva u can find at home!
3. sleep the whole day and get wacked by parents
4. sit down and stone or fantasise about any u like..such as choco!
5. read tissue's post on socliche blog!

WAHAHAHAHAHA.
okay.
u can see im really getting..bonkers
i mean
MORE bonkers
something is seriously wrong with my brains man
when everyone is muggin out there
reading notes and memorising chunks of hist stuuf..
TISSUE THE GREAT IS SLACKING!
um
tats wad i usually do anyway
no big deal
its not tat i am complacent
its not tat i finished revising
its juz tat...dun feel like revising
i see my pile of stuff i want to faint le
trying to run away from reality
hahaha
SOMEONE SAVE ME!

feel like holding a badminton racket or anything long (etc)
and start to wack ar!
WACK AR WACK AR!
im trying to...fa1 xie4 xin1 qing2
haha
when u r feeling really down or stressed
go watch happytreefriends
they seriously give u a lot of help
maybe i sound sadistic saying this..
butwhen u r really stressed and feel like taking out on someone
u would feel really good after watchin the cartoons.
REALLY GOOD
i mean it
everytime after the cartoons
i will feel dam high
sounds veri pervertic hor..?
well..
ITS THE EOYs TAT PUSHED ME TO TIS EXTENT!
okay lar..
stop blaming around le.
i really dun have much time left..
wonder how i survived last few terms' tests...
suddenly feel like a genius
wahahahah
muahahaha
wakakakaka
okay
i admit i flunked a lot of them
FINE
i admit i flunked all of them
but at least i dared to go for the tests
now i got tis feeling i dun even dare to walk into the classroom
dunno lar
feeling guilty?
lack of confidence?
who cares
juz take a pen go into the classroom and wack ar!
i mean write ar!
haha
not farni
BLARDIE HELL
feel like hurling vulgarities all of a sudden
i shall go use a bamboo rod to wack my bolster
WACK AR WACK AR!

finally..
a sincere apology for all the readers out there for tolerating me
thnx thnx
TERMINATED

Sunday, September 03, 2006

ah-choo!

argh
i hate to start the post tis way though
tissue is currently having a leakage
and by LEAKAGE
i mean LEAKAGE
its like..
anywhere where there r holes..
water is leaking
um
sounds a little *ehem*
dun think too far lar
wad i mean is my pores and my nostrils
walao!
having runny nose for 2 days le
dunno if i caught a flu or wad
but i dun remember suffering under air-cons
or being closed to someone ill
mucus juz flow for no reason can!
soooooo disgusting!
i think my nose is training for marathon or sth?
hahahaa-choo!
walao
I NOE ALREADY!
it muz be someone missing me
fine, if not someone cursing me
it muz be all the dearest fans of mine out there waiting for my post ba
*flings hair*
oh ya
juz had a haircut
my hair is like so damaged can?
budden it has never been nice
so..
*flings imaginery hair*

i sereiously think i can lose 3 kgs by the lost of mucus can?
i supported the trees
by using up almost all of the tissue supply at home
*dun joke about my name now hor!*
whoa
den whole day im in a daze mode
OHOHOH!
tokin about tis
i really can prove im a genious man
IM SERIOUS
its like..in tis dazy mode of mine
i managed to finish 3 revision papers in 2 hrs!
haha
so godly right!
den i score quite high also leh
i think86 or sth like tt
*HAIL THE GREAT TISSUE*

haiz
suddenly veri low leh
howhowhow?
u noe whywhywhy?
cozcozcoz
tmr we have tis thing called rehearsal
and tis thing known as rehearsal is about another tat is known as choral& drama night
PLZ!
we have merely 2 more weeks to chiong can?
siao ar!
so long a script with so little time
stupid __ and __
*the 2 drama teachers
especially 2nd half de lor
always do crap during lesson
so boring somemor
BUT EVEN SO!
i believe we can do it
last yr we chiong for chinese also wad
turn out quite well *i hope*
so given the 2nd half's agility and drama-ness
im sure we would be given the place to perform
aiya
dunno if tmr can go safra or not
mum dun seem to be in a good mood
so..
i shall act good gal and start mugging now
cya peeps!
TERMINATED

Friday, September 01, 2006

today is a veri happy day!
yo buddies!
tis is tissue laming around again.
laaleelaa

tokin about happy..
reminded me of the sad teachers day i had
on 31 august 2006
muz remember tis day man
so the dam irritating
after celebration went safra dm with muachee and ah mei
so the sad can!
the auntie say got safra ppl would come catch
so after 1 game chase me out
nonono correction!
the '1 game' is not played by me
its played by muachee!
happy lor
she get to play it at least.

later when eening and her didi came
we went up YET AGAIN
budden
i played 1 screwed up game
and was chased out YET AGAIN
irritating can!
like so malu lar
somemor u see the others play
but u stand alone outside peeping through the glass door
worrying tat mum might call
worrying tat safra officer might come ask me wad am i doing there
so i decided to drag ah mei out to suffer together with me
haa
sry ah mei!

something worse followed
OOI EE NING!
U CHOSE TAT SONG ON PURPOSE RIGHT?
SO EVIL AND MEAN MAN!
tats MY song!
MY dominated song
it belongs to ME
choose le still purposely call to tell me
so intentional can!
im gonna ignore u for 1 day as punishment

oh ya!
forgot to tok about the stupid things we did in the range
hahaha
so diu lian
i think we made a clean sweep of the ny reputation can..
(setting: dark corner in the range, at the lockers there)
ah mei was like sitting against the wall
her legs stretched out
den muachee was like lying on her tighs
den i was like sitting veri near them
the scene was somehow like ahmei being the bed
muachee being someone dying soon on the hospital bed
while i was the relative sitting by the bed to accompany the dying one
*choy~*
den i was like waving the ny pe shirt of mine
coz i veri angry it din help to allow me play dm
so i was like slamming it and den waving it in the air
like a mad person
like i always am
like duh
den tok a lot of crap lar
hahaha
so spastic!
they make no sense at all
especially muachee's leg
she for no reason went to intercept the phone which ah mei and i were sliding on the floor
den she no reason develop cramps on the same leg
SO THE BLARDIE TOOT!
hahahaa

den there was tis hc pistoler
i think is ong chin kiat or sth?
i remember the name coz i mistook it as tat of my ex classmates
haa
he went out from the second door to pump cylinder
den we were like not far away
muachee was lying on ah mei's leg den
and ah mei's leg veri mascular
so muachee was like:
eh! y ur tigh so hard one! not nice to lie on!
den ah mei went:
eh! dun move around lar! veri itchy leh!
somehoe sounds a little lewd if u were there to hear it live
so
tat hc person was like looking towards our direction
i saw the facial expression
so farni!
hahahaa
den veri malu
so i was like told muachee and ah mei to stop
they pause den did sth similar again
by tis time the guy was opening the door to go in again
den he somehow freeze at the handle and stoned at us
HAHAHAHA
so diu lian
budden
veri fun lar

later ning and wq came
we were like tokin crap there
den theres tis person
also known as boxian
came out
i was demonstrating the hc pistoler's stoning moments when he came out
so i was like
almost punch him right on the face
den later he walk away we were like
WAHAHAH
den later he did some diggin in the locker
den went in i think
din see
as wq ning muachee mei and me were going out
we passed tis locker which was wide open
i was like:
WAH!
who so da dan!
guang tian hua ri zhi xia locker door open bigbig!
suddenly,
boxian appeared out of literally nowhere
den answered:
me
HAHAHA
soo spastic!
i mean the situation was so spastic
HAHAHA
but veri diulian can
den tat chocolate flavoured safra uncle was like
oi!
wad school is tis?
how come so noisy?
everyone went silent

den we act like we din hear
huh? huh? huh? huh?
so for tat he repeated 3 times
until no choice
so i answer
'ny' the 2 letters veri softly
plz lar
he toot enough can?
our school uni wear so big he cant see ar?
i dun think he heard me lar
den tok some rubbish which i seriously think in which he spoke in his own dialect
tat kind of 'yandebunana!' language
so sad
i learn german not indian can?

on the way home
met a lot of ppl
some i noe
some i dun
mostly chongfu ones
got 3 other hc ppl is i noe the face but dunno name
take same bus mar!
see same face for almost 2 yrs le
everyone was like hanging out with ppl wearing diff uni
so clever tissue made the inference tat they went back to pri school
den met and had a gathering
so clever rite!
ya, tats tissue
my hist quite good de okay!
onli tis term i flunk it a little
9/17
bleargh
out-of-point
anyway
seeing those lumps of ppl walkin around makes me feel a little sad
coz u would picture urself
walkin along with ur own exclassmates
tokin the same crap we used to etc
all imagination
veri xin suan can..
i cant even spend time with my teammates lor
let alone EX classmates
such a sad life
veri lonely
so decided to sleep
slept all the way from 5pm to 3.30 am
haa
den woke up go online
coz cant get back to sleep
tokin about sleep..
im sleepy again
*yawn*
cya peeps
TERMINATED
p.s. wonder wads ah mei doin online at almost 4 am...