=Dtoday is a remarkably amazing day!um...not tat amazing larjuz trying to make the post seem lighter in the tonemugging and mugging and mugging.wad subject leh?全民公敌-- history!wad the blardie helltakes a long time for me to memorise them i nid to have a new brain=Dhow i hope history test and geog test switch placehaiznvm. i can do itim Miss Last Minute=Dyesterday at midnight i was online..toking to my frenwe were arguing and debating if i was angelici stubbornly held on to the fact tat i am sweet and kind creatureand thus i won=Dtis proved that i am a god-sent angeland i have 铜牙铁齿suddenly dam happy about my successi shall be nicer to everyone to commemorate tis day=Dtats all for today folks!have fun installing history into ur memory cardscheerios!TERMINATED
=Dtissue had a really great day!! y leh?coz i finally tide over a great crisis--german test!its not tat hard afterall=Dsuper relaxedBUT CANNOT!i cannot laxi have to continue my mugger modeuntil EOY passden im gonna stuff myself and muachee fat with paomian and mix veg riceand flood myself with gulp and slurpee and freeze=Ddid i mention anything about going on diets?oh diets can go to hell lecoz im no longer interested in losing weightsim still NOT TAT heavy =D(melwee same height as me she heavier)yaytissue has newly invented a set of "HOW TO PASS UR SUBJECTS?!"1. how to pass lang arts?answer: by bullshitting and be melodramatic2. how to pass chinese?answer: by giving morally correct answers and cliche answers3. how to pass maths?answer: by finishing up all the qns on workbook/testbook4. how to pass science?answer: by using all keywords tat can be associated with qn5. how to pass history?answer: by quoting and bullshitting6. how to pass geography?answer: to sounding geographically correct and proffesionalthe above Q&A rounds off tissue's theory of passing subjectsit worksbut um..not guaranteed 100%im quite seriousi use the skills above=Dokay..i noe my scores not tat goodbut..i seriously slack a lotand the above methods always saves drowning tissue in time=Dim not asking ppl out there to slack btwso.posted a average length postand uh..dunno wad else to crap aboutso.tis is tissue signing off with my doggie by my side.cheerios!TERMINATED
=Dsee the smiley..noe its tissuehahatissue's zhao1 pai2 smiley=Dlolso tupidcan see tissue is seriously stupified by her endless german noteshaizso super frustratingits like..when u hold up the notes and mug...u understand and its really easybudden once u put down the notes..u dun seem to remember anythingyou noe how to doand yet u dunno how to doget me?nvm. its okay if u dunbut i really experience tat sometimessuper irritatingi think is confidence level in the subject bai never have tis prob for chinese=Di have been flunking my german for the past 3 termswah sianso i shall not flunk it anymoretats itNO MOREtoking about flunking..my mum she really super many facesum..i mean..she got a lot of sidesat the start of the yr she was like.."IF U FLUNK ANY OF UR TEST U WILL GET IT!"den juz now on the phone she was like.."dear..dun worry. juz try ur best. its okay if u flunk"WTH?u saw the difference in the tones?
but im already like..见怪不怪 coz shes like tat every time...wad can tissue do?i realised im forced to adapt to a lot of thingsand i dun feel like adapting to lame changes anymoreincluding the recent incidenti will NOT give in.=D(NO special meanings. get me right.)tissue is turning artistic!hahaveri bored earlier in the afternoon..so drew a lot of circles when fernsehen ( meaning watch tv)and i seriously think tat my final product is wunderbar! (wonderful)hahaapplying germanin preparation for tmr's testWISH ME LUCK BUDDIES!=Dmaybe my art is not tat atrocious afteralli might have gotten some artistic genes from papa tissue=Dwaiting for my dinner to come back..NONONO!correction: waiting for my mama to come back=Di have decided..not to go on diet anymoreNO NEED TO=Dcoz i will slim down naturally after the EOYsy leh? coz i will be busy dming and trningwhich helps a lot in losing weight.well..maybe not really helpfulwith reference to...=Dits okay if u dun get mei shall act good gal before mum comes backand pretend to mugcya buddies!tis is tissue signing off with cheese cake at handcheerios!TERMINATED
tissue is the tootiest toot ever livedhaiztoday is a generally nice dayquite slack...as usuali never really mug for a daywhether exams coming or not..tats my styleso cool rite!?yea..cooland i will die in my natural cool wayoh ya..toking about coolreminded me of yesterday at german classa classmate of mine was asking the barbarian frau if her son was hotas in.. handsomeden frau was like ... unwilling to answerso my tis classmate changed the qn and asked if he was coolHAHAHAHAHAHAHAsuper farni rite?!hot and coolHAHAHAHAHAHAHAden i was like watching tis toot show on chnl5 juz nowcalled "happy belly"ulu ulu castsbut veri de...tootHAHAHAHAHAHAHAden there was tis another show called maggie and meshort form = maggie meeHAHAHAHAHAHAHAwhy is tissue laughing like a mad cow over such toot things?talking about maggie meemy mum always scold me"u look like refugee, eat like refugee also!"wth??i got look like refugee meh?refugee where got soo much pimples one?and i where got eat like refugee lor..its 100% NORMAL to love instant noodleand im super pro at cooking them!=Dmy home econs veri good de okay!oh ya!yesterday at the german classsuddenly frau felt like talking about her ex-boyfrenand she was like praising tat guy to heavensden later we asked her how does other german ppl look likeher reply was : potatoesHAHAHAHAHAHAHAimagin ppl looking like potatoes!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAsomething sad :tissue's gonna go on a diet!yea! a diet!always laugh at tissue mama for eating onli carrotsnow tissue has to suffer the same fateTISSUE WILL LOOK LIKE RABBITS SOON!haiznot bad lehsame colour onewhee!if u see any rabbits with red dots on its face..no. its not small poxno. its not indian bindis eitheryes! its tissue!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
den there was tis farni compo i saw on a bookabout frenshipHAHAHAHAHAHAHAit was veri farnii like the part about tis person describing a female classmate as 'pyramid'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAu noe y pyramid?go guess urselfsuper tootbut the whole thing was quite touching lari would never be able to write tat wayTISSUE SHOULD POLISH UP HER COMPO SKILLSyeapolish polish polishin no time my compo will be as polished as polished marble floor!(use of similes)how i hope my face could be polished up too..nvmtis is tissue signing off with a carrot at handcheerios!TERMINATED
yo buds!hahabuds sound soooo cutepoor tissuekena kachiao by muachee and ah gubut its okay larim born nicedun wan to gen1 ta1 men2 ji4 jiao4wad a super sian dayI HAVE THIRD LANG ON A BEAUTIFUL E-LEARNING DAY!omg..its such a tortureto think i actually got to go back to moelc to suffer for 2 hourswah sianbut cannot pon lehTATS THE WORSE PART!cannot pon!coz exam drawing nearand i nid to grab the EOY chance to pull up my screwed grades last term3rd lang marks are included in the final year resultsuper sadnow i noe y last term i got 3 marks lesser den i have expectedMY TUPID GERMAN PULLED ME DOWN!i dun careim gonna screw tis screwed up german of mineand let it shine like wad it did last yri so clever..no prob de lar=Di do science until my hair looks like einstein'si do history until i can no longer keep up with the present worldi do maths until i have to count sheeps to sleepi do geography until i plan where to bury myself after i flunk my EOYsi do chinese until i tok in a 诗情画意 wayi do english until i am no longer toking sensei do german until i feel like peeling potatoeswalaoa life like tatbut nvmafter EOYs im gonna slack like never before=Di wanna chiong dm until the dm machine recognise me=Di wanna be the next qin2 shi3 huang2 and burn all my books=Di wanna shoot until the whole safra no more ceilings=Di wanna online until i cant differentiate morning and night=Di wanna audition until i beat eening=Di wanna sleep and wake up onli when i feel like it=Di wanna gorge and binge and stuff myself and eat myself broke=Di think tats all i can think of nowbut certainly not all the activities i will be indulging in=Dtis is tissue signing off with a joker attitude againQUEEN JOKER IS BACK~~~~~~!TERMINATED
HARLOW PEOPLE!!
wahaha.
my colour gone to dunno where le.
u guys only see one whole chunk of blue words.
hoho.
drown in the sea of tissue's crap.
._.
hehe.xD
anw,TISSUE ARH.
u good lor.
eat so much also never turn fat one.
HMPH.
AND HOR.what figure u talking abt lah.
i everyday see u also see no figure.
HAHAHAHA.
i feel so mean.
maybe cause of eoys.
i gg a bit the cuckoo le.
xPP.
but everyday mugmugmug.
of course will have a bit screw loose somewhere de.
heh heh.
okay!
enough crapping.
how's eoys mugging gg guys?
good?
wonderful?
fantabulous?
or..none of the above?
xDD.
so lame.
i think should be okay right.
everyone's putting lots and lots of effort!
cause it's the last time to PIA le.
then can SLACK after eoys.
post eoys!
cant wait for it to arrive.
trng at safra!
YAYYY.
which means i can overslp and not arrive too late.
HAHA.
living near safra rawks lah.
x).
thenthen.can dm again!
DOUBLE YAYY.
hehe.
thenthen.can see jones they all again!
TRIPLE YAYY.
oh gosh.so hyper.
HAHA.
and it's only 10 in the morn.LOLS.
eening is feeling highhigh.
and is crapping much more than tissue.
wahaha.
hmm.
ENVIROMENTAL DEGRIDATION.
and MIGRATION.
time to go mugmug geog and hist le.
i shall MEMO goeg.and lock it away somewhere.
then go read hist and try and rmb the sequence of events logically.
then after hist test, open up my geog info and puke it all out during geog test.
=DD.
yay.
eening shall be a good girl and continue to mug again.
^^
JIA YOU FOR EOYS BABES!!
all the best kay.wheeeee~
rock on yea!<3!
TERMINATEDP.S eening forgot to put terminated and chose wrong font colourP.S.S tissue is the kind soul who changed for her =D
yo!such a nice day mana slacking daydid a bit of work and the rest is all playdunno ydun seem to feel anxious about EOYs or etcim INDIFFERENT(ms yeo's description of the symptoms)ate a great dealreason?coz im hungry!hahahahahahahahahaokay. not funnyim still eating while im typing tis post(nice cheesecake) list of wad i had eaten:BREAKFAST- one serving of lormee-half serving of nasi lemak-1 glass of milk-lots of cheese crackers-some chocoLUNCH-1 bowl of paomian-3 apples ( i beat u to it muachee!)-2 tuna bread-1 glass of mango juiceDINNER-30++ dumplings (jiao zi)-2 bowls of porridge-1 bowl of MAMA-TISSUE-TOMATO-SOUP (jiamin loves it)-2 apples ( i ate 5 altogether!)-1 glass of mango juiceSUPPER-2 slices of cheesecakes-1 glass of milk-2 ham + cheese + lettuce sandwich -lots of cheese crackersdun wryu r not seeing thingsTISSUE managed to consume all tat in one dayabout...14hrs?pro rite!hahahaai spent like almost half of my time eating..?i guess im good enough to join the da4 wei4 wang2 competitionmaybe can win lori suddenly feel so guilty thinking of how much i ate todayif i eat so much everyday i think i can eat my savings broke man!hahahahahahahaand i think i will grow fatter..=/not goodactually wont lari have been eating like tis for a long timesince like the start of tis yr?and im still as...as...im not skinnyI STILL HAVE MY NICE FIGURE!*vomits*im not anorexic!i *vomits* is becoz of my 'nice figure'hahahahahahahaoh ya!i grew a little taller!should not be a prob to reach 170cm by the end of the yr=Dso happy!shall keep my weight at 49kg=DI WAN TO GO SHOOT!LALALALAASHOOOOOT AR!budden horclever tissue tot of sthu see arif we cant use our weaponsand use safra ones instead..den..den..the safra weapons..they need to be and pumped..den..den..wad about our tripods..?they rot ar?coz its stupid to put a tripod near ur side when u cant even use itimagin having to handpump the stupid gunsthey drain more energy den wad i use to shoot lar!walaoden i so talli have to bent to pump lor=Ddun care larsianzbeen asking around for hug hahaTISSUE IS BECOMIN PERVERTIC!jkinbut seriously..after coming into nyi became a lot womanisedand turned lesifiedHAHAHAlook out muachee and eening!lolsounds so hornyIMPT POINT: i still prefer guys...=D tis post is getting nowhereso tissue shll stop crapping and end it herecheerios!TERMINATED
2 posts created quite a lot of hoohasand thus tissue decided to delete iti dun understand y u dun get my pointhowever tissue tries to explainseriously..i admit tat there is a lot of misunderstandingsbut we have our mistakes tooi realised i was too rashand im apologetic about TAT ONLIabout ur side..i dunnou dun seem to get our pointand i wan to make my statements clear again:my intention was not to insult uand let u feel small or wadevaanyone close to me can vouch tat im not someone like tatim juz trying to get u to see the realityu really need to changeif it goes on like tat it will be hard for both u and ur frensfrens is not about tolerating when u feel like itits when u really care every momentand i find it hard to spot tat point on uhope the conselling will do u goodand let u understand urself betterstop pitying urselfcompared to many others out thereu r way blessedread more books and treat frens more carefullyit helps a lothope u will find a better fren den mewho is willing to accept u in a way tat i cantjiayou for EOYScheerios!TERMINATED
haiyasuch a depressed day cansuddenly feel tat weekends pass by sooo fastlike flyinglike flashinglike..shooting!haharandoming hereno surprise if u see no linktoday tissue veri pathetic lorwhole day at home no foodNO FOOD!its killing tissue who love food so muchgot lots of money with mecoz mum juz gave me weekly allowancebudden no use alsocoz no key!i cant get out to buy lunchi cant even jump out from the window can?!?12th storey..will take my life mansososo!i spent my time eating biscuits!umi mean i ate biscuits to fill my elastic stomachand milkwhen my frens r eating outside or at home mama got cook nice stuffmilk and biscuits..sound so refugee food can?but luckily!there is CHOCO!omgchoco save my life manit made me feel so much blessedhahahaoh yai cut my left foot with pen knife-.-dun ask me howokay lar. i sayi was cutting this big piece of cardboard(source unknown)coz i juz ate my fill and had nth better to doso i sat on the floor on my little cushion and started to cut!into all kind of weirdo shapes larden i was watching tis Chen Shui Bian thingy on chnl 52den i see the sea of red and the patch of green suddenly veri exciteddunno why also larden din pay attention to my knife and footden cutcutcutOUCH!i cut my toe!T-Tquite deep cut somemori tot i was dying..haha. not tat serious larden not much blood alsoso i concluded tat toes dun receive much blood from the bodyits ostracizedhahahahahahahahajiaming the toesies lover will be so sad to see tisbut seriouslythe sink water flat thingy veri de...veri de... nonsensicallike ahguhahahahahahahahabut quite interesting too lardo i sound like im gloating over the incident?i dunnobut from my mum i heard cheena ppl mostly gloated over the incidentand the angmoh ppl like veri diulianhahahadunno the political stuff larmum finally came back and announced the arrival of dinner!happy muggincheerios!TERMINATED
hahatis is tissue the mad person again!those who missed me raise up ur hands!*hands shooting up like pellets*really miss pellets a lot.miss pellet boxes toohahanot bad le larat least get to hold my gun on thursdayquite satisfied lemuz learn to be satisfied in life=Danyway...nothing to tok about toohahadun believe me when i say i have nothing to saylook at the previous posti started out with nth in mindbudden later still managed to pull so longso pro riteya thnx for the complimentITS A WONDERFUL DAY!hahaespecially without her aroundso relax and freetats not the pointthe point is..TODAY IS SO UNEXCEPTIONALLY HIGH!Melwee was like hystericsmuachee was her usual form(meaning as lag as usual)and i was somehow suffering from marathon nosebut still can laugh and joke larhahahacall me sheni realised sth when i reached homeWAHAHAHAHAi din lock the doori mean in the morning when i went to schooli din lock the doordam scary canand luckily it was not broken intoyay!and din tell my mumlater she will chop me upthe bus ride home was super toottoking about how hwachong ppl sleep on the busgot a lot of diff pose onesome mouth open bigbig like waiting for fly to fly inothers r like..leaning on the handle and sleepbut the head juz slide down den bang into the glass with dam loud noisepro-er still the person continued to do tat for several times continuoslypoor headsure got concussion dea badly traumatised brainsome is like the head bouncing up and downden sec ones sleep with a lot of things droppinghigher sec ppl sleep veri got stylewadeva lari think i can write a whole report with melwee on the bus about them lehahahaif i ever go for some masters degree and need a thesisi might consider writing tatmuahahahahahahanot funnyplz laugh canim choking my nose with tissue the moment im typin these stuff with 1 handi noe u will feel veri touchedi so jing4 ye4 rite?ya lori feel so toohahahaOMGI SMELT STHsmells like...something is..is..BURNINGOMGMY FOOD!sure hopeless liaoi make another serving baBLEARGH!TERMINATED
ello ello!i said i would continue..SO HERE WE AREright..where was i ?ohthe english breakfast everydaywith unlimited toastorganic eggsfried butter mushrooms( the ones you find white in supermarkets)which when you smell, its heavenhehbaked beans , english sausagesand hash brownsand the indian food?TO DIE FOReven better than the 6th avenue oneas in, im talking like...the vegetable curry was so good i could have eaten like 4 bowls and not get tired.just so many vegetables cooked in a very fragant yet not overpowering sauce, and stewed into a goulash kind of thick currygorgeoushmmlet me do a pic of the BREAKFASTyou see how nice it is?? muahahahhahahhahahahha
damn nice ok on the secondday we went ..why the hell is blogger doing this seperate line thingy STOP IT YOU STUPID BLOGGer sorry ur gng to have to stand this stupid two line gap thingy stupid blogger anw. on the second day, we went on a tour to ely cathedral a very nice cathedral but very very ulu shall concentrate on the nice lunch we had
hahaha
quiche fried onions and butter beans
wheee
and yes this is a crabapple tree
crabapples are a veryvery sour type of apple, dun eat them alone like i did. i lost the use of my tongue for sometime. blagh
haha
erllo ellosorry i havent blogged for so longbut looked like you guys were having fun, and i didnt want to interupt the nice blend of colours with an ugly redhahahabesdies, you noe the founder must give way to the next generationlollolso what you wanna hear about?my nice stupid life?so flatteringoh wellwent to cambridge as you all noeMISSED YOU LOADSbrought back 40 bucks worth of gorgeous fudge whichi carried around in my backpack for more than 24 hours on the way back home*feel guilty ppl. FEEL GUILTY. thank you*and it got squashed. but its still ediblethe stuff there, is GORGEOUSITS WONDERFULand its coldand its three times as expensive as singapore*money flying away on white wings*bye money!!*waves sadly*the architecture is gorgeousokhmmshall i do a day to day summary and make you guys green with envy?hhhmmmyes I SHALL wahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahha:Pmonday 6am: we leave! 7am: check in, and find a very very cheap place to eat in the airport.ssssshhh im sharing this secret with you, the staff canteen is not only cheap? ITS GOT THE BEST MEESIAM EVERits got so much good foodand not as super ex as the airport but its in the air portwahahhahafeel jealouson the plane, they have 80 movies and stuffincluding all the recent blockbustersim talking da vinci code(watched twice:D), x3 ,the king and the clown(muahahhahhahhahahha. are you green yet?) and loads of otherswhich i will not say for fear of angering you guysso, in the end, watched movies for almost 12 straight hoursheathrow airport not as nice as our airportseriouslysaw apple trees!and pear trees! and really really nice flowerssadly, no roseslong goneoh welli love rosesi shall post some pictures soonwe stayed in this really cool b and bwhich is almost like a hotelbut . 1/3rd the pricemuahhhahahahahhahahhahahahhahathe breakfast every day? *drool*floods com lab*short circuits keyboard*AHHHHHHH*victim nearly dead of extreme electrocution*so nice....i shal put picture upwhahahahhaooohoh ..must go for assembly liaozCIAOZdun worrywill continue tonightpormise
hi everyone out there!my dear readers and fans!miss me a lot rite!?!?!?!?!wahahahahahaha.i have done whacking my bolster and my mum is gonna buy a new one for meyay!anyway..first thing i would like to address is one person by the name of daxiang.he might not read tis blog but i dun careGUESS WAD HE CALLS NY PPL?T-E-R-M-I-T-E-Stermites ppl!tat toot call us termites!no way we gonna accept tis name manSO INSULTING CAN?juz becoz we wear white we r termites?den who is he?grey grey small small sneaky sneaky demouse ar?or juz DIRT?juz another big blardie idiotic big mouth who tot hes proold age = can tok nonsense ?so old already still dunno how to behave properlypitiful manloserstraightforward is not a bad thingbut depends on how he does itthe way he did is way IRRITATING and he tot he was trying to be someone great.though tis matter din affect us tat much lar..but i kinda bushuang himwahahahahaha!so became target for me to blast atdun ask me where he de2 zui4 mecoz i dunnobut i also dunno where ny ppl de2 zui4 him lortootergoongoonduthink of names also muz use some common sense and creativity rite?so unglam the nickname he gavefailure siause more of ur brain larTERMITES?look whose speaking.TERMINATED
WALAOmuachee and eening both posted ..BUT BUT BUTboth entries add together still not even half the length of wad i posted._.smack ar!wack ar!i mean smacking and wacking my bolster.sian ar...so sian ar...veri sian ar...intensely sian ar...blastingly sian ar...juz dam sian ar...T.Twhole day mugmugmugmug until i become dai1 le lori go watch tv and i cant even understand the jokes they tellingomghowhowhow?i think i cut myself off from the outside world leim becoming alien!omgim no longer an earthling!omgi came from dunno wadeva place!omgi dun understand the language on earth!omgCHEY!dun scare myself...haiya...shall tok about my diet=Dclever ppl will follow my diet coz they support the growth of healthy pimples=Di really tired of them le manREALLY TIREDbeen applying lots of pimple cream until i looked like pimple cream*eh? no sense. nvm*budden still refused to drink waterhahahaI HATE WATERi mean i hate pure waternot those drinksso mum has been flooding me with all kind of juicesden stuff me with all kind of fruitsand banned me from all heaty stuffincluding CHOCO!omgso depressedhow do i live without u..i wan to noe...how do i live without u..if u ever to go..how do i ever ever survive!?!?!?!?!?im sacrificing a lot for tis hopeless pimple agricultural face of mineand if it still doesnt forgo the plantation of eye-offending pimples..im gonna..im gonna..im gonna..complain to mama!wa!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sniff* wa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *chokechokesniffsniff*and then rite..i found out sthat least 15 of my friends disappeared from msn!it made live even sianerjiamin dun come online anymore..neither do carol*CAROL! WHEN U COMING BACK?*huiqi and huiyuan also gone..desmond also dunno where..huifang also rarely availablesame as tongkexin and weilong...seldom see themhoiman and laura also vanished...aiya..still got a lot of missing earthlings larall gone to mug lenow i onli survive on muachee and shes only available at nightSOS AR!*moments later spaceship came and fetched tissue away to pluto*TERMINATED
heyy!haha tissue ah!lets mug mug mug hard!hohohohodo well in eoy then can go safra without guilt liaoYEAH~(:eening darling..i think u very suay lehhwhole day kena spam by weird ppl..keep changing blog addhahazijin!i think we are suffering from the same thing!!that is..we binge on chocos!hahai cant study without choco..my mummy has to stock up!!you lehhanwshope u all are doing fine out there!gambatte ne for finals!!JIAYOU!^.^-muachee-TERMINATED
ahhh.peeps.changed me url to :
http://freakified--.blogspot.com/my old one got taken away by some idiotic gay spammer.._.so yeah.i think..i shld go around and tell ppl to relink liao.i lazy to think of another blog url le.xDD.so..cya peeps!
YO!muggin for end of years?having a veri sian day?well..tis is a place where u can be relieved of all the stress!(tats wad im doin now)below are some of the things u can do if u r really sian:1. listen to loud music and sing along! be high! *woots*2. binge on wadeva u can find at home!3. sleep the whole day and get wacked by parents4. sit down and stone or fantasise about any u like..such as choco!5. read tissue's post on socliche blog!WAHAHAHAHAHA.okay. u can see im really getting..bonkersi meanMORE bonkerssomething is seriously wrong with my brains manwhen everyone is muggin out therereading notes and memorising chunks of hist stuuf..TISSUE THE GREAT IS SLACKING!umtats wad i usually do anywayno big dealits not tat i am complacentits not tat i finished revisingits juz tat...dun feel like revisingi see my pile of stuff i want to faint letrying to run away from realityhahahaSOMEONE SAVE ME!feel like holding a badminton racket or anything long (etc)and start to wack ar!WACK AR WACK AR!im trying to...fa1 xie4 xin1 qing2hahawhen u r feeling really down or stressedgo watch happytreefriendsthey seriously give u a lot of helpmaybe i sound sadistic saying this..butwhen u r really stressed and feel like taking out on someoneu would feel really good after watchin the cartoons.REALLY GOODi mean iteverytime after the cartoonsi will feel dam highsounds veri pervertic hor..?well..ITS THE EOYs TAT PUSHED ME TO TIS EXTENT!okay lar..stop blaming around le.i really dun have much time left..wonder how i survived last few terms' tests...suddenly feel like a geniuswahahahahmuahahahawakakakakaokayi admit i flunked a lot of themFINEi admit i flunked all of thembut at least i dared to go for the testsnow i got tis feeling i dun even dare to walk into the classroomdunno larfeeling guilty?lack of confidence?who caresjuz take a pen go into the classroom and wack ar!i mean write ar!hahanot farniBLARDIE HELLfeel like hurling vulgarities all of a suddeni shall go use a bamboo rod to wack my bolsterWACK AR WACK AR!finally..a sincere apology for all the readers out there for tolerating methnx thnxTERMINATED
ah-choo!arghi hate to start the post tis way thoughtissue is currently having a leakageand by LEAKAGE i mean LEAKAGEits like..anywhere where there r holes..water is leakingumsounds a little *ehem*dun think too far larwad i mean is my pores and my nostrilswalao! having runny nose for 2 days ledunno if i caught a flu or wadbut i dun remember suffering under air-consor being closed to someone illmucus juz flow for no reason can!soooooo disgusting!i think my nose is training for marathon or sth?hahahaa-choo!walaoI NOE ALREADY!it muz be someone missing mefine, if not someone cursing meit muz be all the dearest fans of mine out there waiting for my post ba*flings hair*oh yajuz had a haircutmy hair is like so damaged can?budden it has never been nice so..*flings imaginery hair*i sereiously think i can lose 3 kgs by the lost of mucus can?i supported the treesby using up almost all of the tissue supply at home*dun joke about my name now hor!*whoaden whole day im in a daze modeOHOHOH!tokin about tisi really can prove im a genious manIM SERIOUSits like..in tis dazy mode of minei managed to finish 3 revision papers in 2 hrs!hahaso godly right!den i score quite high also lehi think86 or sth like tt*HAIL THE GREAT TISSUE*haizsuddenly veri low lehhowhowhow?u noe whywhywhy?cozcozcoztmr we have tis thing called rehearsaland tis thing known as rehearsal is about another tat is known as choral& drama nightPLZ!we have merely 2 more weeks to chiong can?siao ar!so long a script with so little timestupid __ and __*the 2 drama teachersespecially 2nd half de loralways do crap during lessonso boring somemorBUT EVEN SO!i believe we can do itlast yr we chiong for chinese also wadturn out quite well *i hope*so given the 2nd half's agility and drama-nessim sure we would be given the place to performaiyadunno if tmr can go safra or notmum dun seem to be in a good moodso..i shall act good gal and start mugging nowcya peeps!TERMINATED
today is a veri happy day!yo buddies!tis is tissue laming around again. laaleelaatokin about happy..reminded me of the sad teachers day i hadon 31 august 2006muz remember tis day manso the dam irritatingafter celebration went safra dm with muachee and ah meiso the sad can!the auntie say got safra ppl would come catchso after 1 game chase me outnonono correction!the '1 game' is not played by meits played by muachee!happy lorshe get to play it at least.later when eening and her didi camewe went up YET AGAINbuddeni played 1 screwed up gameand was chased out YET AGAINirritating can!like so malu larsomemor u see the others playbut u stand alone outside peeping through the glass doorworrying tat mum might callworrying tat safra officer might come ask me wad am i doing thereso i decided to drag ah mei out to suffer together with mehaasry ah mei!something worse followedOOI EE NING!U CHOSE TAT SONG ON PURPOSE RIGHT?SO EVIL AND MEAN MAN!tats MY song!MY dominated songit belongs to MEchoose le still purposely call to tell meso intentional can!im gonna ignore u for 1 day as punishmentoh ya!forgot to tok about the stupid things we did in the rangehahahaso diu liani think we made a clean sweep of the ny reputation can..(setting: dark corner in the range, at the lockers there)ah mei was like sitting against the wall her legs stretched outden muachee was like lying on her tighsden i was like sitting veri near themthe scene was somehow like ahmei being the bedmuachee being someone dying soon on the hospital bedwhile i was the relative sitting by the bed to accompany the dying one*choy~*den i was like waving the ny pe shirt of minecoz i veri angry it din help to allow me play dmso i was like slamming it and den waving it in the airlike a mad personlike i always amlike duhden tok a lot of crap larhahahaso spastic!they make no sense at allespecially muachee's legshe for no reason went to intercept the phone which ah mei and i were sliding on the floorden she no reason develop cramps on the same legSO THE BLARDIE TOOT!hahahaaden there was tis hc pistoleri think is ong chin kiat or sth?i remember the name coz i mistook it as tat of my ex classmateshaahe went out from the second door to pump cylinderden we were like not far awaymuachee was lying on ah mei's leg denand ah mei's leg veri mascularso muachee was like:eh! y ur tigh so hard one! not nice to lie on!den ah mei went:eh! dun move around lar! veri itchy leh!somehoe sounds a little lewd if u were there to hear it livesotat hc person was like looking towards our directioni saw the facial expressionso farni!hahahaaden veri maluso i was like told muachee and ah mei to stopthey pause den did sth similar againby tis time the guy was opening the door to go in againden he somehow freeze at the handle and stoned at usHAHAHAHAso diu lianbuddenveri fun larlater ning and wq camewe were like tokin crap thereden theres tis personalso known as boxiancame outi was demonstrating the hc pistoler's stoning moments when he came outso i was likealmost punch him right on the faceden later he walk away we were likeWAHAHAHden later he did some diggin in the lockerden went in i thinkdin seeas wq ning muachee mei and me were going outwe passed tis locker which was wide openi was like:WAH!who so da dan! guang tian hua ri zhi xia locker door open bigbig!suddenly,boxian appeared out of literally nowhereden answered:meHAHAHAsoo spastic!i mean the situation was so spasticHAHAHAbut veri diulian canden tat chocolate flavoured safra uncle was likeoi!wad school is tis?how come so noisy?
everyone went silentden we act like we din hearhuh? huh? huh? huh?so for tat he repeated 3 timesuntil no choiceso i answer'ny' the 2 letters veri softlyplz larhe toot enough can?our school uni wear so big he cant see ar?i dun think he heard me larden tok some rubbish which i seriously think in which he spoke in his own dialecttat kind of 'yandebunana!' languageso sadi learn german not indian can?on the way homemet a lot of pplsome i noesome i dunmostly chongfu onesgot 3 other hc ppl is i noe the face but dunno nametake same bus mar!see same face for almost 2 yrs leeveryone was like hanging out with ppl wearing diff uniso clever tissue made the inference tat they went back to pri schoolden met and had a gatheringso clever rite!ya, tats tissuemy hist quite good de okay!onli tis term i flunk it a little9/17blearghout-of-pointanywayseeing those lumps of ppl walkin around makes me feel a little sadcoz u would picture urselfwalkin along with ur own exclassmatestokin the same crap we used to etcall imaginationveri xin suan can..i cant even spend time with my teammates lorlet alone EX classmatessuch a sad lifeveri lonelyso decided to sleepslept all the way from 5pm to 3.30 amhaaden woke up go onlinecoz cant get back to sleeptokin about sleep..im sleepy again*yawn*cya peepsTERMINATEDp.s. wonder wads ah mei doin online at almost 4 am...
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