oh.my.godtissue's day is always so filled with EXCLAMATION MARKShahhahaha omg tis is so ridiculoustissue was slapped all the way homeblardie hellby my dearest fren called LAY MINMINyea lets give u an example..-tissue and minmin at junction--orange car drives past..-minmin: eh zanzan wads the colour of tat car?tissue: OMG ITS ORANGE!!minmin: -slap-tissue: ?!-halfway across the road-minmin: eh zanzan u holding jacket and bio textbook so u no free hands ritetissue: er ya duh u cant see mehminmin: okay -slap-tissue: ?!?!?!?-nearing home-minmin: eh zijintissue: mm?minmin: -slap-tissue: EH WADS UR PROBLEMminmin: hahaahhahaha i dunno -slap-tissue: OUCH DUN SLAP LE LAR PAINminmin: hahahahahahahahahaa okay -slap-omg.im so fed up already.minmin i hereby declare u win.oh ya and today in school alsoHAHAHAHAHAAduring chinese lessonmy 2 classmates were sitting in front of me den chat dam loudso i heard everything they said..elaine: eh u noe horweiqing: noe wad?elaine: u noe when women grow old the breast will 下垂 oneweiqing: DUH if not grow upwards towards the sky mehelaine: ya lar true..omg den when we old how?!?!weiqing: aiya u dun need worry one wad. elaine: really meh? how?weiqing: u dun even have 东西 to 下垂elaine: -face turns charcoal-weiqing: haahahhahahahaahhahaa elaine: but u noe hor..if really 下垂 hor..u cant even fold ur arms lar canweiqing: y?elaine: cos u fold already the arms jus nice on ur breast wad!weiqing: hahaahhahahaha oh ya hor!elaine: eh i noe.weiqing: ?elaine: u can stretch ur arms downwards den foldHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAomg.it might be a bit explicit larBUDDEN DAM FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAi laugh until teacher look at mehaahahahahahha den i pretend to be coughingoh ya another atrocious happeningtat morning i went to staff room to look for teacher for project mattersden when i come down i see mish walking past the quadranglethe first thing i notice was her armeach side got one plasterden tissue being a super dam nice junior whos concerned for EVERYONE=Dwent to ask her wad happened cos she appeared to be sick or sthso mish was like..tissue: omg. mish wad happen to u?mish: erm its not veri good..tissue: omg mish dun scare me. mish: yea..i went for a blood test yesterdaytissue: OMG BLOOD TEST?!-cos tissue tot its serious matter tats y go take blood test-mish: yea..its veri serious yesterdaytissue: OMG -on the verge of fainting-mish: yea..tissue: omg so wad did the doctor say?mish: erm. he tol me to take a blood test cos my symptoms r not veri specifictissue: OMG LAR wad did u do?mish: yea so after tat the diagnosis was tat..tissue: -expectant-mish: im too stressed-silence-HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?!?!?!mish: yea he said im too stressed tats y.tissue: den y u poke 2 times?mish: cos the first time the nurse poke on the left arm she cant find bloodtissue:..mish: yea tats y she poke another armomg.i love my lifeand tis reminds me of tis occasionwhen i go take blood test for dunno wad checkupden the nurse pricked my index fingerno blood came outso she go squeezeOMG DAM PAINden still no bloodi think she poke like 5 times before i see blood coming outden come out already cant stop flowing omg.how stupidi really love my lifeits SO fun.TERMINATED
