the joke christopher was telling his dad chris in the pursuit of happyness:"dad dad lemme tell you a joke!""one day there was a man who was drowning in the sea. a boat came by and asked" do you need any help?" and the man said "no thanks god will save me". time went by and another boat came over and asked the man "do you need any help?" the man said "no thanks god will save me". in the end the man drowned and he went to heaven. when he saw god he asked god "god why did you save me?" and god said "i saved you you dummy. i gave you two boats!" hahahahahaha"i can imagine MY joke."dad dad lemme tell you a joke!""one day i was trying to squeeze out a day for my last training. an opportunity came by and asked me "do you wanna do it today" and i said " no thank you god will gimme another day". and then on another day i managed to squeeze time out and opportunity asked me"do you wanna do it today?" and i said "no god will gimme another day". friday i went w/ my training clothes and all and i went there and something just told me not to shoot. in the end i didnt shoot because i felt that i couldnt be so unlucky that weapon conveyance on monday is on just that jinny dont rmb anything about weapon conveyance so she told me no weapon conveyance and i also thought no weapon conveyance. and tadah i went home with my universal jacket. and today i find out that weapon conveyance is tmr and i ask god"why didnt you give me another opportunity". and god is gonna say "i did you dummy! i gave you friday!"laugh at me cmon. hahahahahahaOMG LA..................=[this is so screwed.i just thought that friday was too sad for training and thought i could go back tmr.why does weapon conveyance have to be tmr!!!!!!!!!if i had crossed the road earlier, and the poor sparrow had not died and gotten run over another time right in front of me. if i had not continued walking and suddenly look up to see a feather flying right on top of my head. if i had not seen the most recent stone go mia at the pond, and if i had not seen some random shooters mum who asked me if i was gonna train -instinctively i just said no without thinking- I WOULD HAVE TRAINED!!! damn it. la. srsly whats wrong with me.and i found out weapon conveyance is tmr, at 7pm, when safra is closed.noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodamnit.GODDAMNIT.i shall not take things for granted again.