oh my.oh my oh my oh my~so long no vist blogger i almost forgot the passwordHAHAHAHAHA WAD A LOSERbut i dun care.something cool to share!!i went for a checkup for my heart probsAND GUESS WAD.i have 3 holes in my heart!!DAM COOL LAR OMGcan u imagine~some ppl got 1 hole i got 3~tra la la laand im alive!!the china class was so fantasticthey treat us like dunnowadi dun think they will receive tat kind of treatment in singapore or sthhahahahahaha got a guy in my class dam funnywad he does sooooo dun match with his faceso somehow i think he like an exclassmate of hisbut the girl is like -wadeva-so he tried to express himselfhe wrote a love letter and bought a super ex fountain pen.but the girl returned itand said sth dam nasty (according to my buddy)so the guy dam hurt/depressed/sadhe go and commit suicide in his classroom by jumping downAND THEIR CLASSROOM IS LIKE ON THE 2ND FLOORwtf is he doingso the story ends with him walking back up and kena detention from teachertat particular guy sits right in front of meWHICH LINKS ME TO THE NEXT TOPICthe guys in my class takes up 41/51 in my classmeaning 41 guys 10 girlsden all the guys dam tall lar canand girls r not allowed to have long hairthey r so amazed tat we can have long hair and wear skirts for uniformso deprived =.-so i was sitted at the backest-back of the classppl in front of me r all those super tall onesthe one in front of me (the commit suicide one) was 189and one in front of him was 192and even in front was another guy 187eh wth wad u expect me to seegot one time their history teacher came indam shorti mean. petite =.-i din even noe she came in until everybody stood up to greeti was like.. wherewherewhere~i onli saw her after everyone but me sat downcrazy ppl growing like bamboosand the first day in the class i look around i tot i was in a boys' schooldotdot.and the china ppl feed us like pigsprepare so much foodbreakfast at 7lunch at 12dinner at 5den after tat go back hostel dunno do wadoutside dam dark already but look at watchWALAO SO EARLYand thats how the gambling den came along=Deveryone gathers in my room/ minmin's room(erm its the same room anyway)and play bridgewe have 8 ppl usually every nightjus nice for 2 groupsand even more jus nice i brought 2 packs of cards!so smart.so we will watch tis 10 oclock show while gamblinguntil 12 like tat den go back to our own roomand i invented a special -toktoktok tok- knockonli the 8~9 of us noeand we will knock using tat code so tat we noe its one of usif later got someone anyhow knock we will noe its our teacheru understand~ =Doh and the room we use is a single roomas in for 1 person to sleep inbut y isit tat jiamin shares a room with me!?actually its jiamin's room and i go over to bully herNO LAR TATS NOT THE TRUTHon a nice bright dayjiamin choked her own toilet bowlokay the toilets there choke veri easilyand so jiamin came to my room the next day to use toiletby saying use toilet i mean big businessand so u nfortunately she choked my toilet as wellWAD HAVE U BEEN EATING OMFGso soon the room was quite smellycan be smelt along the corridorand so we tried to save one of the toiletssoon her own toilet can flush alreadyand like duh tissue refuses to live in her own roomso we squeeze on a single bedhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha yay!!den got one time while eating breakfastqianwen was toking to cassyqianwen: eh u have been sleeping in the same room with me for so many dayscassy: i noe.qianwen: i will bear full responsibility!!den jiamin and i butt in.tissue: eh laopo. we have been sleeping on the same bed/pillow/blanket for so many daysjiamin: ><tissue: dun worry i will bear full responsibility as well!!yay! =Dden cos of the tremendous weight our bed have to bear every nightlike 8 ppl ...it soon erm. game overhalf spoilt larso qianwen was like talking to me and jiaminqianwen: wah the bed a bit cannot make it already ar?jiamin: yaqianwen: oh my wad have u been doing on tis bed with zijintissue: haahhahaha oops too 激烈 alreadyOMG OMG OMG OMGi cant believe i said tat.anyway during the homestay periodi was badly tortured every night-sounds sick-but no its not R21 stuffi share a bed with my buddyand before tat she told me about her shadowless-kick alreadyshe said sth about pulling all the blanket to her side and kiking around so i was like OH ITS OKAY I DO TAT TOOthe next morning i woke up i was half on the floorneck dam paindare to kik me to the floorden the mum came inomg wad r u doing on the floorden i stone at herand in the meantime my buddy woke upobviously looking around for meshes quite shocked to see me on the floorhmm..and so i got 2 big blueblacks @$%#&%@#my buddy also got a lot of laopoden one day she was asking me if i wan to be her laopoi think she got 10 laoposand i told her im already married to 4wah she dam happy cansoon i realise ycos if we 2 r laopo den she will be like buy 1 get 4 freebut i realise i should be happier cos im buy 1 get 10 freeHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAnvm =.-okay i think i typed quite a lot alreadyshall blog again if i think of anything to sharecongrats to the seagames ppl ~and er. jiayou to everyone!!TERMINATED
