omg so long no posthahahahahaha jus popping by and telling everyone tat TISSUE IS STILL ALIVEya =Di remember i got a lot of things to postbudden i forgotgot 1 i remember HAHA DAM STUPIDokay so tis is how it goesone nice day called tuesdaytissue was on 852 with layminminon the way back homeso we were reaching the khatib mrt station there when suddenly tis couple boardedso tissue dun pay attention to them and listen to my MARIAAAAAAAAAAA~yea so suddenly as i was enjoying my dearest mumu (musicmusic)i heard someone toking loudloud behindguy: HELLO ARanotherguy (over the phone on loudspeaker) : yes?guy: eh i saw ur advertisement on the busanotherguy: eer? advertisement?guy: ya it says offering free sex. really ar?anotherguy: HUH i think u got the wrong numberden they put down the phoneand the guy said to his gf"eh its a guy leh i tot its girl. lucky its wrong number, i not gay man."?!?!?!den tissue was like HAHA and minmin was like HAHAeven the 2 stnicks standing beside us were like HAHAHAbudden we dun dare to laugh outso its like -tremble tremble-and i laugh until i go squeeze minmin's handomg.and i think tat 'anotherguy' riteits quite sueycos tat 'guy' got 'anotherguy' de number from the bus seatu noe always got ppl go vandalise tat typeHAHA kena sabo omgwhich siaodingdong will really go call lar!!win already manoh ya den got one day i went home aloneden on 852 i met another weirdoit was around 5+ den quite crowded the busso OMG CHIONG AR and hengheng got a seatbeside tis old ahmawho looks soooooooo ermahma.yaden i was jus about to sms my fren when suddenly!the ahma started toking to herselfshe was like @^$%#% whole string of hokkien/cantoneseden i look at herden she look at meden she said sth like 今天我还没有上厕所!so i exclamation marked and question marked on the spotden she started toking to mebut duh i din respond to hershe said sth like wad..NTUC 东西不新鲜啊!我要睡觉了hor!我的孙还在读小学!很聪明leh!dam randomeven if i wan to respond also dunno where to start le canso i pretend to sleepden later even more omgshe started singingand i dun understand wth shes singinguntil suddenly i realise the lyrics sounds like theresa teng the songso i paid attention to her singingomg other the the lyrics which is correct ritebasically she sang the lyrics in another tuneDAM OFF LAR HER PITCHso no choice i alighted at amk there den wait for nxt busif i continue sitting with her i will jus go crazyas in really crazier.oh and i found a way to counter hamhamshe always go around pangpang!!den u mus fake deathnow no need alreadyu can tell her : U DUN HAVE A GUN SO IM NOT DEADsettled. =DTERMINATED
